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Funny Grace Quotes
Funny Quotes about Grace

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Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams

A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen


 

Gardening is an instrument of grace.
- May Sarton

Life is a gift, and I try to respond with grace and courtesy.
- Maya Angelou

Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman


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For food that stays our hunger,
For rest that brings us ease,
For homes where memories linger,
We give our thanks for these.
- Anonymous

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed.
Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute
with love, grace, and gratitude.
- Denis Waitley

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
- Charles Caleb Colton

This day boldness is manifested in a simple grace: gratitude.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax
their lives with forethought of grief...
For a time I rest in the grace of the world,
and am free.
- Wendell Berry

I look forward to an America which
will not be afraid of grace and beauty.
- John F. Kennedy

Grace defies reason and logic.
- Bono

The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him
a situation which common sense,
without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully.
- Walter Lippmann

The will of God will never take you
to where the grace of God will not protect you.
- Anonymous

The winds of grace are always blowing;
all we need to do is raise our sails.
- Anonymous

Everything that slows us down and forces patience,
everything that sets us back into the slow circles of nature,
is a help. Gardening is an instrument of grace.
- May Sarton

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God
gives us to control our fears,
not to oust them.
- Vincent McNabb

One must know not just how to accept a gift,
but with what grace to share it.
- Maya Angelou

I'm becoming more and more myself with time.
I guess that's what grace is.
The refinement of your soul through time.
- Jewel

Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, "We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

Grace isn't just a little prayer
you say before receiving a meal.
It's a way to live.
- Jackie Windspear

The effort to understand the universe is one
of the very few things that lifts human life
a little above the level of farce,
and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
- Steven Weinberg

Play to win, but be a good loser.
Have a plan for your life,
but accept whatever comes your way
with grace and gratitude.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

I recognize the delivery of grace to my day,
even if I cannot identify a specific return address.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I know, to banish anger altogether
from one's breast is a difficult task.
It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort.
It can be done only by God's grace.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Grace is the beauty of form under the influence of freedom.
- Friedrich Schiller

A ship in port is safe,
but that's not what ships are built for.
Sail out to sea and do new things.
- Grace Hopper

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

I live in my own place -
have never copied anyone even half,
and at any master who lacks the grace -
to laugh at himself - I laugh.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

As we join hands in fellowship
around this bountiful table,
we give thanks for the blessings of this food
and the love of these friends
as a symbol of our gratitude
for all the manifold blessings of this life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Above all the grace and the gifts
that Christ gives to his beloved
is that of overcoming self.
- St. Francis of Assisi

If you do something once,
people will call it an accident.
If you do it twice, t
hey call it a coincidence.
But do it a third time, and
you've just proven a natural law.
- Grace Hopper

Count your blessings. Once you realize
how valuable you are and how much you have going for you,
the smiles will return, the sun will break out,
the music will play, and you will finally
be able to move forward the life that God intended
for you with grace, strength, courage, and confidence.
- Og Mandino

Don't try to manage people;
You manage things; You lead people.
- Grace Hopper

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.
- Grace Hopper

I feel the same way about solitude as some people
feel about the blessing of the church.
It's the light of grace for me.
I never close my door behind me without the awareness
that I am carrying out an act of mercy toward myself.
- Peter Hoeg

The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

Women's natural role is to be a pillar of the family.
- Grace Kelly

Your worst days are never so bad
that you are beyond the reach of God's grace.
And your best days are never so good
that you are beyond the need of God's grace.
- Anonymous

The signs of outstanding leadership
appear primarily among the followers.
Are the followers reaching their potential?
Are they learning? Serving?
Do they achieve the required results?
Do they change with grace? Manage conflict?
- Max De Pree

Faith is a living and unshakable confidence,
a belief in the grace of God so assured that
a man would die a thousand deaths for its sake.
- Martin Luther

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
- William Butler Yeats

You manage things, you lead people.
- Grace Hopper

The real American type can never be a ballet dancer.
The legs are too long, the body too supple and the
spirit too free for this school of affected grace and toe walking.
- Isadora Duncan

Man is born broken.
He lives by mending.
The grace of God is glue.
- Eugene O'Neill

Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
- Jonathan Edwards

Grace is everywhere as an active orientation of all
created reality toward God.
- Karl Rahner

Mr Johnson should remember that I am not just anyone
and that he is only president of the United States
by the grace of my son's action.
- Marguerite Oswald

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace -
only that it meets us where we are but does not leave us where it found us.
- Anne Lamott

Grace is the absence of everything that indicates pain or difficulty,
hesitation or incongruity.
- William Hazlitt

Politics is about putting yourself in a state of grace.
- Paddy Ashdown

Though a quarrel in the streets is a thing to be hated,
the energies displayed in it are fine;
the commonest man shows a grace in his quarrel.
- John Keats

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace.
- Paul Theroux

In the New Testament, religion is grace and ethics is gratitude.
- Thomas Erskine

All grace grows as Love to the Word of God grows.
- Philip Henry

Thou hast created me not from necessity but from grace.
- Solomon Ibn Gabirol

For even these are no less bestowed on him of pure grace,
than are righteousness and salvation themselves.
- Johann Arndt

Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections.
For love which hath ends, will have an end;
whereas that which is founded on true virtue,
will always continue.
- John Dryden

I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain,
Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
- Christopher Atkins

At Munich we sold the Czechs for a few months grace,
but the disgrace will last as long as history.
- F. L. Lucas

Religion and education are no match for evil without the grace of God.
- B. R. Hayden

We went on stage with the Jefferson Airplane,
Jim started singing with Grace Slick and hugging her.
Then he danced off the stage, went back into the dressing
room and passed out cold.
- Ray Manzarek

Each of the Arts whose office is to refine,
purify, adorn, embellish and grace life is under the patronage of a Muse,
no god being found worthy to preside over them.
- Eliza Farnham

There, but for the grace of God, goes God.
- Herman J. Mankiewicz

From that moment, I did not cease to pray to God that
by his grace it might one day be permitted to me to learn Greek.
- Heinrich Schliemann

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.
- Barry McGuire

My favorite albumn ever is Jeff Buckley's GRACE.
I feel a weird unexplainable connection to him.
- Rachel Bilson

Saving faith is an immediate relation to Christ,
accepting, receiving, resting upon Him alone,
for justification, sanctification, and eternal life
by virtue of God's grace.
- Charles Spurgeon


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