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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older,
I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
- Bill Cosby

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers

Every spirit makes its house,
and we can give a shrewd guess
from the house to the inhabitant.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

Don't ask yourself what the world needs;
ask yourself what makes you come alive.
And then go and do that.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
- Howard Thurman

He who trusts all things to chance,
makes a lottery of his life
- Proverb

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
- Charlotte Bronte

Fear makes strangers of people
who would otherwise be friends.
- Shirley MacLaine

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford

Hunger makes a thief of any man.
- Pearl S. Buck

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
- Paul Tournier

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.
- William James

We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
- William Shakespeare

Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- German Proverb

Proportions are what makes the old Greek temples classic in their beauty.
They are like huge blocks, from which the air has been
literally hewn out between the columns.
- Arne Jacobsen

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels,
levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
- Ambrose Bierce

One man with courage makes a majority.
- old saying probably repeated by Andrew Jackson
(falsely attributed to Jefferson)

Jogging is very beneficial.
It's good for your legs and your feet.
It's also very good for the ground.
If makes it feel needed.
- Charles M. Schulz

The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea
that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work.
- Brian Eno

The River of Life has no expectations
and makes no assumptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous

It is far more important to be able to hit the target
than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It's hardware that makes a machine fast.
It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
- Craig Bruce

Let's have faith that right makes might;
and in that faith let us, to the end,
dare to do our duty as we understand it.
- Abraham Lincoln

The power of imagination makes us infinite.
- John Muir

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want.
It makes more money.
- Merle Haggard

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
- Earl Derr Biggers

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit
which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
- Henry David Thoreau

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
- Rupert Brooke

Knowledge of the Truth makes us free
by aligning us with that which was never bound.
- Ernest Holmes

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
- Zora Neale Hurston

Love doesn't make the world go 'round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

It is art that makes life, makes interest,
makes importance and I know of no substitute whatever
for the force and beauty of its process.
- Max Eastman

It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people
think they can be happy without money.
- Albert Camus

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is
the best time of the year.
- Franklin P. Adams

Find fitness with fun dancing.
It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.
- Paula Abdul

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense.
This makes you look smart.
- Scott Adams

Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
- Jacques Delille

Self-suggestion makes you master of yourself.
- W. Clement Stone

Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
- Augustine Birrell

Practice makes perfect.
- Anonymous

The highest education is that which
does not merely give us information
but makes our life in harmony with all existence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt -
it is sure to get where it is going,
and it doesn't want to go anywhere else.
- Hal Boyle

Do not quit!
Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the
towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes
along and makes a fortune by just going that extra yard.
- E. Joseph Cossman

You know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president.
- William J. Clinton

The promises we makes to ourselves are the things
that assure us we have the capacity to keep our promises to others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Real beauty is to be true to oneself.
That's what makes me feel good.
- Laetitia Casta

Health food makes me sick.
- Calvin Trillin

Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Benjamin Franklin

Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea.
It's the person who gets out of the shower,
dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
- Nolan Bushnell

The awareness that health is dependent
upon habits that we control
makes us the first generation in history
that to a large extent determines its own destiny.
- Jimmy Carter

Fate makes us family. choice makes us friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Know that the act of smiling makes both you and others happier.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Words make you think a thought.
Music makes you feel a feeling.
A song makes you feel a thought.
- E. Y. Harburg

Anxiety is love's greatest killer.
It makes one feel as you might
when a drowning man holds unto you.
You want to save him, but you know
he will strangle you with his panic.
- Anais Nin

Perhaps believing in good design is like believing in God,
it makes you an optimist.
- Terence


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