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Funny Cheating Quotes
Funny Quotes about Cheating

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year
for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Drawing is the honesty of the art.
There is no possibility of cheating.
It is either good or bad.
- Salvador Dali

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me
want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer


 

I still think my whole career was accidental.
I didn't pursue it.
I feel like I'm cheating sometimes.
- Ben E. King

All good is hard.
All evil is easy.
Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy.
Stay away from easy.
- Scott Alexander

I think people who sample are cheating.
It is like people who do collages.
Use all of your own stuff.
- Bill Dixon


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I know all about cheating.
I've had six very successful marriages.
- Bobby Heenan

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
- Paul Scofield

In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat
if it looks like you're not cheating.
I think that's just a quirk of human nature.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie,
unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
- Mike Royko

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.
- Blu Cantrell

I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating.
- Sophocles

Amplifying acoustic instruments more than a little is really cheating,
and everything becomes a compromise.
- Richard Thompson

Recognition should come to the reporter who uncovers
public cheating or proves a convicted man innocent.
- Phil Donahue

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy
choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
- Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron,
staying married and cheating makes the most sense because
divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
- Al Goldstein

Art, whose honesty must work through artifice,
cannot avoid cheating truth.
- Adrienne Rich

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male,
and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months...
and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.
- Caprice Bourret

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the
cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here,
would that be considered cheating?
- Luis Guzman

I'd be cheating everyone here, the staff and rest of my teammates,
if I wasn't able to stay on top of my work.
It was almost like therapy, to come back and get in
an environment I'm comfortable with.
- Roger Clemens

You can't really describe how difficult it is to deal with.
It is any athlete's worst nightmare to be accused of
cheating by taking drugs.
It really is very difficult to put into words how it makes you feel.
- Greg Rusedski

And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special
called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman,
that would be you, because every time I try to check
into a hotel with my wife,
they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.
- Mary Tyler Moore

I stuck with that size because I could bend the strings so well,
and somewhere along the line I must have gotten it
into my mind that I had small hands,
so I was thinking I'd never be able to play a full-scale guitar,
but I also felt like I was cheating or cutting corners.
- John Fogerty

Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image.
You have the advantage over someone,
which is a form of cheating.
I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody.
Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously.
- Evander Holyfield

I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating,
I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad.
But I would beat him up.
I know where all of his sports injuries are.
- Angelina Jolie

Drug use, within entire teams continues unabated.
It is planned and deliberate cheating,
with complex methods, sophisticated substances and techniques,
and the active complicity of doctors,
scientists, team officials and riders.
There is nothing accidental about it.
- Richard Pound

This empire, unlike any other in the history of the world,
has been built primarily through economic manipulation,
through cheating, through fraud, through seducing people into our way of life,
through the economic hit men.
I was very much a part of that.
- John Perkins

I Cheat Death by Enjoying Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not be too moral.
You may cheat yourself out of much life.
So aim above morality.
Be not simply good;
be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau

The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty,
you know you're an artist.
- David Hockney

This is very clever.
They have created a system to cheat.
- Charles Davenport

In Hollywood people lie to each other and cheat each
other and then go and play tennis.
But I don't want to be a tennis player.
- David Geffen

I never had to cheat, I get them with what I got.
- Dave Winfield

I have a cheat-sheet for each one of my characters about their personality,
the way they look, etc.
So there is no possible way that I could have writer's block.
- R. L. Stine

The story of my very first sale is the fact that I
dreamed up a foolproof paper to cheat an insurance
company out of several hundred thousand dollars.
- Theodore Sturgeon

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart
in the middle of their cities where they gather to
cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.
- Herodotus

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat oneself.
- Gamaliel Bailey

When I consider life, it is all a cheat.
Yet fooled with hope, people favor this deceit.
- John Dryden

They wasn't gonna give you nothin'.
I didn't care as long as they let me play my music.
Cash on the spot...
You cheat me and I'm gonna get me some money,
too.
- John Lee Hooker

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women.
It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend.
I can't lie like that anymore.
- Matt Dillon

You don't cheat anybody out of their experience,
whatever it is.
- Andre Agassi

You must never actually cheat the customer,
even if you can.
You must make her happy and satisfied,
so she will come back.
- Alexander Turney Stewart

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives,
you can only win.
- Shelley Long

A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough.
- Larry McMurtry

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me,
why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat
on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.
- Kim Mathers

No treaty is ever an impediment to a cheat.
- Sophocles

One must not cheat anyone, not even the world of its victory.
- Franz Kafka

Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat;
the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure
but the deeper satisfactions that come out of struggle.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

The costermongers' boys will, I am informed,
cheat their employers, but they do not steal from them.
- Henry Mayhew

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls...
because they can.
- Kim Cattrall

"Mother Teresa Prayer"
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
... Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
... Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
... Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
... Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
... Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
... Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
... Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
... Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
We can do no great things - only small things with great love.
- although commonly attributed to Mother Teresa,
who kept a copy of this prayer on
the wall of her Calcutta orphanage,
this prayer was actually written by Kent Keith.

No, we don't cheat.
And even if we did, I'd never tell you.
- Tommy Lasorda

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
- Texas Guinan

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble
as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
- Fran Lebowitz

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.
- Lawrence Taylor

I'm a perfectionist.
I'm not going to cheat the people.
- Dick Dale

Since you knew they was goin' to cheat you anyway,
I recorded under any name with all of 'em.
- John Lee Hooker

'Tis no sin to cheat the devil.
- Daniel Defoe

In restoring man from evil sovereignty,
we must cheat.
- Sun Myung Moon

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self.
All sin is easy after that.
- Pearl Bailey

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
- Jackie Mason

Each of us has been put on earth with the ability to do something well.
We cheat ourselves and the world if we don't use that ability as best we can.
- George Allen, Sr.

Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all,
and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
- Tom Daschle

Golf is like solitaire.
When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
- Tony Lema

We have to make some radical move to get the attention of everyone.
Cheaters can't win and steroids has put us in the position that it's OK to cheat.
- Lou Brock

You have undertaken to cheat me.
I won't sue you, for the law is too slow.
I'll ruin you.
- Cornelius Vanderbilt

I only had a high school education and believe me,
I had to cheat to get that.
- Sparky Anderson

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
Women admire her because she's strong and successful.
Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
- Jay Leno

One of the great attractions of patriotism -
it fulfills our worst wishes.
In the person of our nation we are able,
vicariously, to bully and cheat.
Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
- Aldous Huxley

Integrity is not a conditional word.
It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather.
It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look
in there and see a man who won't cheat,
then you know he never will.
- John D. MacDonald


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