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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year
for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in.
Aim at earth and you get neither.
- C. S. Lewis

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window,
except that the birds might eat them.
- Martin Henry Fischer

Wise sayings often fall on barren ground,
but a kind word is never thrown away.
- Arthur Helps


 

When more and more people are thrown out of work,
unemployment results.
- Calvin Coolidge

To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake
is to be continually thrown out of the nest.
- Pema Chodron

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him.
- David Brinkley


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Color harmony was thrown out years ago,
as restrictive chains were broken forming my free style.
- Frank Bruno

During the rehearsal process I got thrown off the horse.
- Julie Benz

But I think the image that's thrown out on television is a bad image.
Because you see players who want to imitate hip-hop stars.
And the NBA is taking advantage of the situation.
- Oscar Robertson

To have no heroes is to have no aspiration,
to live on the momentum of the past,
to be thrown back upon routine,
sensuality, and the narrow self.
- Charles Horton Cooley

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me,
especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
- Casey Stengel

If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me
out of class immediately.
- Lynda Barry

I was what? - twelve years old - and I was thrown in
the cells with these people,
so I learned fast.
- Gregory Corso

I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty,
like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having,
we'd all get thrown out, you know.
- Melissa George

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of,
with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
- H. L. Mencken

The return of democracy in our land has indeed thrown
the problems of development into bolder relief.
- Ibrahim Babangida

How little the public realizes what a girl must go
through before she finally appears before the spotlight
that is thrown upon the stage.
- Florenz Ziegfeld

I find it difficult to believe that words have no meaning in themselves,
hard as I try.
Habits of a lifetime are not lightly thrown aside.
- Stuart Chase

Corpses are more fit to be thrown out than is dung.
- Heraclitus

For people who have...
had curve balls thrown at them, it is easier to digest
change and digest change in other people.
Change only scares the small-minded.
The small-minded and me.
- Casey Affleck

I think it's being thrown at the wolves,
we call it in our business.
- Dick Van Dyke

The generality have considered that disease is but
a confused and disordered effort in Nature,
thrown down from her proper state, and defending herself in vain.
- Thomas Sydenham

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged
holiday or as a rejection,
a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
- Simone de Beauvoir

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager,
because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.
- Earl Weaver

Old forms of government finally grow so oppressive
that they must be thrown off even at the risk of reigns of terror.
- Herbert Spencer

American society is a sort of flat, fresh-water pond which absorbs silently,
without reaction, anything which is thrown into it.
- Henry B. Adams

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me.
Then I feel pretty good about it.
- Wanda Sykes

My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party,
with sex thrown in.
- Cynthia Payne

And when I met Cecil Taylor it was a complete transformation of musical identities.
All the tenets that I had grown up with were thrown out the window.
- Archie Shepp

We now have contestants who will not let anything get in their way of victory.
Some contestants have thrown each other under the bus this season.
- Ryan Seacrest

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
- Mae West

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.
- Andy Van Slyke

I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse.
I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am
not thrown off at this very moment.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

The airheads of Congress will keep their own plush healthcare plan -
it's the rest of us guinea pigs who will be thrown to the wolves.
- Camille Paglia

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better
than being thrown out of a leper colony.
- Blake Edwards

Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.
- Robert Morley

When the seagulls follow the trawler,
it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Eric Cantona

Generally, I end up being the one thrown against the wall,
because Zach is the drummer.
He's stronger than me.
- Isaac Hanson

Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world,
he is responsible for everything he does.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

The Iliad is the private lives of people thrown into disorder by history.
- Raymond Queneau

I have seen one shrike occupy himself for hours in sticking up on thorns,
a number of small fishes that the fishermen had thrown on the shore.
The fishes dried up and decayed.
- John Bachman

I wasn't an actor.
They they take the externals.
Here I was, a kid thrown into Hollywood with a brand-new name,
starring in motion pictures.
- Tab Hunter

I don't think that I'm over his influence but they
probably don't look like Picassos;
Picasso himself would probably have thrown up looking at my pictures.
- Roy Lichtenstein

I think daily that the country's future is being thrown to the wind.
- Edwidge Danticat

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort,
a little more patience would have achieved success.
- Elbert Hubbard

Men are much oftener thrown on their knees by the melancholy
than by the agreeable passions.
- David Hume

I wrote my thesis on the benefits of war and very near
got thrown out of college.
But I can show you where the greatest advancement of
mankind comes under stress and strain,
not comfort.
- Don Young

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
- Joel Madden

Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning,
is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Sometimes when you're just thrown into something,
you are more ready for it than when you have time to
think it over and get nervous about it.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

Tony Blair will probably get thrown out by his party.
- John Hewson

We've thrown out Saddam and Saddam, dead or alive,
is finished in Iraq.
- Paul Bremer

On a good night, I get underwear, bras,
and hotel-room keys thrown onstage...
You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
- Keanu Reeves

Look, I was only given a year or two to come up with tunes for this record,
and when all but eight of them were thrown out for riotous behaviour,
I got a bit ticked off; wouldn't you?
- Alan Gorrie

I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life.
- Steve Ballmer

More emphasis was thus thrown upon the local governments than in England.
- Albert Bushnell Hart

Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire.
- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Of the love or hatred God has for the English,
I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France,
except those who die there.
- Joan of Arc

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like
every time I drew something for a class project,
it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.
- Mike Judge

The last act is bloody, however pleasant all the rest of the play is:
a little earth is thrown at last upon our head,
and that is the end forever.
- Blaise Pascal

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion
thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master.
I want the full menu of rights.
- Desmond Tutu

It is strange to reflect how much energy is thrown
away in attempting to know the unknowable.
- Joseph Barber Lightfoot

I feel incompetent to perform duties...
which have been so unexpectedly thrown upon me.
- Andrew Johnson

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior
year being caught in the girls' dorm.
This was 1954, friends.
The girls' dorm was off limits.
Even to girls, I think.
- Robert B. Parker

I was thrown into the Parliament right away.
From 1976 to 1978 I was concerned with the abortion issue,
later on with that of divorce.
- Emma Bonino

No matter how many obstacles that are thrown in our path,
there are ways to except them and to live through them.
- Robert Zemeckis

To establish yourself as a leading man,
you're shooting for the smallest point on the target,
and you get a lot of judgment thrown at you.
It takes a lot for them to get past everything and
just watch your art and what you're doing.
- Josh Holloway

But we are not going to stand by and go back to allowing
people with preexisting conditions to be discriminated against,
go back to the situation where people can be thrown
off their insurance simply because they become seriously
ill or you can't get on your parents' insurance after the age of 20.
- David Axelrod

Not only the priceless heritage of our fathers,
of our seamen, of our Empire builders is being thrown
away in a war that serves no British interests -
but our alliance leader Stalin dreams of nothing but
the destruction of that heritage of our fathers?
- John Amery

No one wants to go back to a situation where,
if you have a pre-existing medical condition,
you, you can be deprived of coverage.
No one wants to go back to a situation where,
if you get seriously ill, you can get thrown off your insurance.
Seniors don't want to go back to paying more for their prescription drugs.
- David Axelrod


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