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Funny Boy Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
- George Burns

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year
for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain


 

Give a boy address and accomplishments
and you give him the mastery
of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

Who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?
- Donald E. Westlake


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Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook

A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far
better company than the average adult.
- John B. S. Haldane

"Be Prepared."
"Be prepared for what?"
"Why, for any old thing."
- Robert Baden-Powell,
the founder of Scouting.
[as quoted in the Boy Scout Handbook]

Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
- Mitchell Kapor

What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?
- Princess Diana

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is
a jay and which is a sparrow,
he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
- Eric Berne

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

To people who remember JFK's assassination,
JFK Jr. will probably always be that boy saluting his father's coffin.
- Michael Beschloss

I don't intend to simply go away and write my plays and be a good boy.
I intend to remain an independent and political intelligence in my own right.
- Harold Pinter

When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned
the art of telling ironic stories.
- Dario Fo

Of course the success of A Boy's Own Story took me utterly off guard.
- Edmund White

Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy.
Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry?
- Kirsten Dunst

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
- Edwin W. Edwards

But boy, right away it is fun to play around with the Paintbox program.
- Red Grooms

If you think there are no new frontiers,
watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
- Olin Miller

This searching and doubting and vacillating where nothing
is clear but the arrogance of quest.
I, too, had such noble ideas when I was still a boy.
- Franz Grillparzer

For years Don Imus was just - boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me.
Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.
- Dan Rather

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home.
What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?
- Loretta Young

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred
and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am
ready for bed instead of soirees.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

One of the best things in the world to be is a boy;
it requires no experience,
but needs some practice to be a good one.
- Charles Dudley Warner

I'm a typical California boy.
- Gary Lockwood

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
- Chris Rock

The filth and noise of the crowded streets soon destroy
the elasticity of health which belongs to the country boy.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

My brother Jim and I spent many wonderful summers working
on dairy farms in Wisconsin owned by Mom's cousins,
and as members of our local Boy Scout troop.
- Peter Agre

Boy, you gotta be real sick to get this much attention.
- Michael Landon

As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio,
about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the
Wrights have been in my memories as long as I can remember.
- Neil Armstrong

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height.
They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
- Eddie Izzard

I mean, a Mexican boy couldn't be anything else but an Indian.
And why did you take the name of Quinn,
they used to say to me.
Hey, you're an Indian, so I played Indians.
- Anthony Quinn

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
- Joseph Heller

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover,
an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
- Helen Rowland

I saw a boy of the crew purchasing javelins of them
with bits of platters and broken glass.
- Christopher Columbus

A boy's appetite grows very fast, and in a few moments the queer,
empty feeling had become hunger, and the hunger grew bigger and bigger,
until soon he was as ravenous as a bear.
- Carlo Collodi

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd.
I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.
- Charles Kuralt

I was a typical farm boy.
I liked the farm.
I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm,
go down to the drainage ditch and fish,
and look at the crawfish and pick a little cotton.
- Sam Donaldson

A ball player has to be kept hungry to become a big leaguer.
That's why no boy from a rich family has ever made the big leagues.
- Joe DiMaggio

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
- Steve Martin

I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world
at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.
- Alex Campbell

Inside every adult male is a denied little boy.
- Nancy Friday

Initially with The Butcher Boy, there was this kid
growing up in this strange,
weird environment that I remember from when I was a kid.
And Patrick's vision was so complete there.
- Neil Jordan

Well, Brett was a pretty laid back kid and I think
all the pressure was heaped upon my eldest boy,
Bobby.
- Bobby Hull

A boy cannot begin playing ball too early.
I might almost say that while he is still creeping
on all fours he should have a bouncing rubber ball.
- Christy Mathewson

I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave.
I'm just a regular boy who goofs around,
pulls pranks, and makes jokes.
That doesn't sound very hot to me.
- Jensen Ackles

The American boy starts swinging the bat about as soon as he can lift one.
- Tris Speaker

I was a modest, good-humoured boy.
It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
- Max Beerbohm

Otis was inspired by a boy who sat across the aisle from me in sixth grade.
He was a lively person.
My best friend appears in assorted books in various disguises.
- Beverly Cleary

I began as a boy with artistic talent...
as a visual artist...
I thought that was what I'd become and in my late teens
drifted into reading serious literature.
- Russell Banks

Listen, little boy.
In this business, there's only one law you gotta follow to keep outta trouble.
Do it first, do it yourself, and keep on doin' it.
- Ben Hecht

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted.
Now I have to do what my boy wants.
My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
- Sam Levenson

It was a boy's name first.
- Leslie Nielsen

After I am dead, the boy will ruin himself in twelve months.
- King George V

I think, with the gay liberation movement has had need for heroes and heroines,
and it would be rather nice to have Abraham Lincoln as your poster boy,
wouldn't it?
- David Herbert Donald

Baseball gives a growing boy self poise and self reliance.
- Al Spalding

I grew up in an abusive home and was told on a daily
basis by my father that I would never amount to anything
and that I looked like a boy.
- Janice Dickinson

I was never into smart college boy music.
- Gene Ween

John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere
in the world because of our need and greed for oil.
- Teresa Heinz

If Bush said just once: 'Boy.
I hope you accept my apology as a country,'
or showed some humanity.
- Burt Bacharach

I've wanted to be an actor ever since I was a little boy.
- Henry Darrow

That's my advice to all homosexuals,
whether they're in the Boy Scouts,
or in the Army or in high school: Shut up,
don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.
- Bill O'Reilly

Keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop dreamin' it's time to die.
- Shannon Hoon

From the time I was a little boy I found myself reading
history when I had a choice.
I read a lot of things, but history had a special appeal for me.
- Donald Kagan

You have to have a lot of little boy in you to play baseball for a living.
- Roy Campanella

What I do now is all my dad's fault,
because he bought me a guitar as a boy,
for no apparent reason.
- Rod Stewart

Success in training the boy depends largely on the
Scoutmaster's own personal example.
- Robert Baden-Powell


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