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Funny Sitting Quotes
Funny Quotes about Sitting

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year
for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

Anyone who thinks sitting in church
can make you a Christian must also think
that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
- Garrison Keillor

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated,
totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
- Aimee Mann


 

There is no chance and anarchy in the universe.
All is system and gradation.
Every god is there sitting in his sphere.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sitting down to a meal with an Indian family is different
from sitting down to a meal with a British family.
- Roland Joffe

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone
planted a tree a long time ago.
- Les Brown


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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train.
Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going
sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
- J. Paul Getty

Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh,
how beautiful,' and sitting in the shade.
- Rudyard Kipling

They claim this mother of ours, the Earth,
for their own use, and fence their neighbors away from her,
and deface her with their buildings and their refuse.
- Sitting Bull

Walking is Zen, sitting is Zen.
Then what will be the quality?
Watchfully alert, joyously unmotivated,
centered, loving, flowing, one walks.
And the walking is sauntering.
Loving, alert, watchful, one sits, unmotivated -
not sitting for anything in particular,
just enjoying how beautiful
just sitting doing nothing is,
how relaxing, how restful.
- Osho

When you're bringing in a fairly unknown candidate
challenging a sitting president,
the population needs a lot more information than reduced coverage provides.
- Walter Cronkite

If you have enough people sitting around telling you you're wonderful,
then you start believing you're fabulous,
then someone tells you you stink and you believe that too!
- Angelina Jolie

Being a CEO still means sitting across the table from
big institutional investors and showing your leadership
and having them believe in you.
- Christie Hefner

That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen,
sitting next to your parents and they get to see this
glimpse of me kissing another guy.
- Kate Bosworth

I love comics.
All I've been doing is reading every day,
sitting in the house.
Because I've not been feeling too good,
so I've been reading and reading.
- Jason Mewes

Everybody is sitting around saying, 'Well,
jeez, we need somebody to solve this problem of bias.'
That somebody is us.
We all have to try to figure out a better way to get along.
- Wilma Mankiller

A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg.
- Michael Foot

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age
of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
- Casey Stengel

The day of the sun is like the day of a king.
It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon,
a pageant in the evening.
- Wallace Stevens

I've never been one for sitting on beaches.
- Piper Perabo

The program should know if someone is at the keyboard
or joystick or if it is just sitting there idle.
It should know if someone is proficient in its use or a novice.
- Bill Budge

It is our people who are sitting in the dark because
of these cowardly and treacherous attacks,
not our occupiers.
- Iyad Allawi

I love blackjack.
But I'm not addicted to gambling.
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
- Mitch Hedberg

I consider the process of gestation just as important
as when you're actually sitting down putting words to the paper.
- Wole Soyinka

As it fell upon a day in the merry month of May,
sitting in a pleasant shade which a grove of myrtles made.
- Richard Barnfield

When you're getting ready to launch into space,
you're sitting on a big explosion waiting to happen.
- Sally Ride

Whenever you observe an animal closely,
you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.
- Elias Canetti

Definitely they write themselves.
It's an amazing experience.
It's like the characters have come alive and are sitting
on my shoulder talking to me,
telling me their tales.
- R. A. Salvatore

It was really strange for me when I started to play
concerts in America where the audiences were all sitting down.
- Van Morrison

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing,
and we laugh at our own jokes.
- Adrian Edmondson

Does anybody think these people were just sitting around drinking tea?
- Condoleezza Rice

At the risk of being a fuddy-duddy I don't have a computer;
I don't have e-mail; and I really don't need something
in my house that I would be sitting in front of for hours.
- Marian McPartland

Yes, I loved MASH.
As we are sitting here now talking, it's playing somewhere in the world.
- Wayne Rogers

I got so anxious sitting in the make-up chair for hours with my face covered.
I had my doctor write a prescription for valium.
I couldn't have done it without the pill.
- Kim Hunter

I just like to entertain myself by sitting down and writing songs.
- Richard Thompson

I like to walk around my apartment naked.
I like sitting around in the nude watching sports,
actually.
- Kylie Bax

Sitting down to eat in our house is about sharing,
you know, talking about the day you've had,
be it in school or work or whatever,
so that's very important to us.
- Liam Neeson

I like the fact you can spend two hours setting up
a scene that will only last a couple of seconds.
And I like just sitting around and dozing between scenes!
- Mackenzie Crook

I think games are starting to branch out.
It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations.
Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit.
- Christian Slater

We're not going to take this sitting down.
We are fighting back.
- Gray Davis

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot
me sitting in a wheelchair? That's life!
- Dick Clark

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person,
always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear.
That's the way I always operated in business.
- Joseph P. Kennedy

I think the actions of the president are,
in my opinion, the most vile and hateful words ever
spoken by a sitting president.
I am stunned and I'm horrified.
- Rosie O'Donnell

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends
or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.
- Holly Valance

I like to play blackjack.
I'm not addicted to gambling.
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
- Mitch Hedberg

What an elder sees sitting; the young can't see standing.
- Gustave Flaubert

I was in London.
It's a long way to go for a very long party,
sitting there for six hours not having a cigarette or a drink.
It's a waste of time.
- Albert Finney

There's a picture of the real Coach Gary Gaines in
the book and he's sitting in the locker room after a game,
and he just looks so much like Billy Bob,
that we went to him.
- Peter Berg

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight
record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
- Sinead O'Connor

I was very happy sitting alone at a dining room table,
writing a script.
- Conrad Hall

Now I can stand up on the stage again like I used to
after five years of sitting down while I sang.
- Etta James

Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy.
- Patsy Cline

I have no philosophy, my favourite thing is sitting in the studio.
- Arne Jacobsen

The Papacy is not other than the Ghost of the deceased Roman Empire,
sitting crowned upon the grave thereof.
- Thomas Hobbes

The only thing I'd ever done with news was to read
copy sitting at the microphone in the studio.
- Ed Bradley

I know what I write about seems exotic to a lot of people,
but not for me.
I pulled up to an old trading post and saw a few elderly
Navajos sitting on a bench.
I felt right at home.
- Tony Hillerman

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
- Russell Crowe

Sometimes I don't understand why I'm sitting here.
- Karrie Webb

I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet,
sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of,
you know, over the top.
- Victoria Jackson

I don't like sitting around sets - I don't like the unpredictability of it.
- Andrea Martin

Instead of sitting on the sidelines,
President Obama has made it clear that the US is ready
to lead a global effort to combat climate change.
- Valerie Jarrett

No matter how great you are, the next great one is
already sitting there waiting to take your place.
- Joe Theismann

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash

Usually, I don't want to sit down and listen to the
director gas on about his movie.
I just can't actually imagine myself sitting down and having that much to say.
- Joel Coen

I have found that sitting in a place where you have
never sat before can be inspiring.
- Dodie Smith

Hell, I'm an old man.
I'm 70 years old.
I'm supposed to be sitting on a rocking chair watching the sunset.
- M. Emmet Walsh

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
- Robert Benchley

I saw the booster, not Sputnik, flying by,
and I said, maybe this is the way we should be going,
not just sitting back waiting for something to happen.
- Wally Schirra

My idea of managing is giving the ball to Tom Seaver
and sitting down and watching him work.
- Sparky Anderson

Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no
more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck,
and I love roast duck.
- Billie Holiday


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