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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year
for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Rodney Dangerfield

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't
looked at the stock market pages.
- Irene Peter


 

I believe that if one always looked at the skies,
one would end up with wings.
- Gustave Flaubert

Throughout my life, my mom has been the person that
I've always looked up to.
- Mike Krzyzewski

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes.
I have put my heart near your heart.
- Pope John XXIII


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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty,
but in Chicago it's a sport.
- Dick Gregory

And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk

What does God the Father look like? Although I've never seen Him,
I believe - as with the Holy Spirit -
He looks like Jesus looked on earth.
- Benny Hinn

Talk not of the river or lake
To those who have looked on the sea.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face,
you should go home and examine your conscience.
- Woodrow Wilson

If future generations are to remember us
more with gratitude than sorrow,
we must achieve more than just the miracles of technology.
We must also leave them a glimpse of the world
as it was created, not just as it looked
when we got through with it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

I just want to do God's will.
And he's allowed me to go to the mountain.
And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land!
I may not get there with you,
but I want you to know tonight that
we as a people will get to the promised land.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it.
I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was
I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.
- Babe Ruth

I don't think in my family anyone looked after anyone.
It didn't matter how old they were.
- Diane Cilento

A very beautiful honey blonde, Sharon Tate,
looked into the eyes of the man who the evidence shows
just four and a half months later would order her tragic and violent death.
- Vincent Bugliosi

It is a remarkably beautiful piece of home furnishing,
the Oscar.
I used to keep it up in front of a mirror so that it looked like two.
- Mercedes McCambridge

The medieval university looked backwards;
it professed to be a storehouse of old knowledge.
The modern university looks forward,
and is a factory of new knowledge.
- Thomas Huxley

The war was a mirror; it reflected man's every virtue and every vice,
and if you looked closely, like an artist at his drawings,
it showed up both with unusual clarity.
- George Grosz

In twenty years you'll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility
lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
- Mary Schmich

They had me on the operating table all day.
They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder,
they examined everything inside of me.
Know what they decided? I need glasses.
- Joe E. Lewis

I've looked at photographs of myself during concerts
and it sometimes looks as if I'm in a fencing move,
with a guitar in my hands instead of a sword.
- Neil Diamond

I have always looked upon alchemy in natural philosophy
to be like enthusiasm in divinity,
and to have troubled the world much to the same purpose.
- William Temple

Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity
of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.
- Steve Coogan

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
- Mae West

I was always insecure about the way I looked.
- Timothy Spall

The desire to fly is an idea handed down to us by our ancestors who...
looked enviously on the birds soaring freely through space...
on the infinite highway of the air.
- Wilbur Wright

I've never been one to look up the ladder.
I've always looked down the ladder.
As long as there's one guy down there,
I'm fine.
- Ron White

I lost my father was I 10 years old,
and I always looked for a father.
I missed my father very much.
- Anthony Quinn

I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself.
- Grace Metalious

I have looked on scenery as a strange and on scenery more grand,
but on scenery at once so strange and so grand I have
never looked and probably never shall again.
- Dean Stanley

Part of why the Tea Party so deeply threatened the
elite media is the tea party looked around and suddenly realized,
there are more of us than there are of them.
- Newt Gingrich

I enlisted when I was a boy.
The Navy looked after me like my mother.
It fed me, took care of me and gave me wonderful opportunities.
- Tony Curtis

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of
a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.
- Otto von Bismarck

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.
- Persis Khambatta

How you looked was not important.
It was what you did and how you did it.
Decide to do it and then do it the best way you can.
- Nana Mouskouri

Well, I was fourteen in Texas.
But I looked twenty-five.
- Jerry Hall

For an actress there is no greater gift than having
a camera in front of you,
listening to the most beautiful music in the world
and just being looked at!
- Isabelle Huppert

Man cannot aspire if he looked down;
if he rise,
he must look up.
- Samuel Smiles

He didn't riot.
He got on his bike and looked for work.
- Norman Tebbit

To sum up, what has been our policy? We looked for
and found friends all throughout the world.
- Eduard Shevardnadze

Man masters nature not by force but by understanding.
This is why science has succeeded where magic failed:
because it has looked for no spell to cast over nature.
- Jacob Bronowski

I remember one time that I was filming a scene in whych
my character rides through Troy on a chariot.
I just looked around at this incredible set thinking 'This is the life'.
- Orlando Bloom

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time.
- Ernest Hemingway

Everything the human being heard from the beginning,
saw with its eyes, looked upon and touched with its hands was a living word;
for God was the word.
- Johann G. Hamann

She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth -
or anywhere else.
- Elsa Lanchester

When they were in Papua New Guinea, God just totally
grabbed a hold of Will's heart and totally changed him.
And within three months he was saved and he's never looked back since.
- Michael Scott

A lot of young girls have looked to their career paths
and have said they'd like to be chief.
There's been a change in the limits people see.
- Wilma Mankiller

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated,
which, when looked at in the right way did not become still more complicated.
- Poul Anderson

According to one critic, my works looked like scraped billboards.
I went to look at the billboards and decided that more
billboards should be scraped.
- Mark Tobey

One day I actually took the list into the bathroom
and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror
and I realized I had one of two choices,
change the list or change myself.
- Star Jones

Well, it was kind of accidental that Jim started playing with us,
although it wasn't sudden...
we hadn't really looked around to think who could be a fifth member.
- Kim Gordon

That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle,
as you must have realized from the first moment you
looked into those lovely blue eyes:
impeachment insurance.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

I came into music just because I wanted the bread.
It's true.
I looked around and this seemed like the only way I
was going to get the kind of bread I wanted.
- Mick Jagger

Recently I saw Kasparov and he looked to me as still
young and potent champion.
- Boris Spassky

I've never looked through a keyhole without finding
someone was looking back.
- Judy Garland

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
- Ring Lardner

A true portrait should, today and a hundred years from today,
the Testimony of how this person looked and what kind of human being he was.
- Philippe Halsman

The sphinx will always have to be looked after.
- Zahi Hawass

During the 1990s, world leaders looked at the mounting threat of terrorism,
looked up, looked away, and hoped the problem would go away.
- John Boehner

I looked in the audience.
There were no strangers.
Everybody was singing and cheering and hugging.
That was a beautiful picture to look at.
- Celine Dion

When I looked at the third base coach,
he turned his back on me.
- Bob Uecker

My own will and desires were now very much broken,
and my heart was with much earnestness turned to the Lord,
to whom alone I looked for help in the dangers before me.
- John Woolman

For several centuries what has passed for song in literary
circles was any text that looked like the lyrics for
a commonplace melodic setting.
- David Antin

In some cases, the casting directors have casted blindly
and have not looked into my ethnic background.
- Mario Lopez

Who among us has never looked up into the heavens on a starlit night,
lost in wonder at the vastness of space and the beauty of the stars?
- Jeb Bush

Other women looked on me as a rival.
And it pained me a great deal.
- Grace Kelly

He who truly believes that which prompts him to an
action has looked upon the action to lust after it,
he has committed it already in his heart.
- William Kingdon Clifford

I tell my environmental friends that they have won.
Every issue we look at from an energy perspective is
now also looked at from an environmental perspective.
- Joe Barton

Like Odysseus, the President looked wiser when he was seated.
- John Maynard Keynes


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