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Funny Breath Quotes
Funny Quotes about Breath

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The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down
rat holes with baited breath.
- W. C. Fields

All things share the same breath -
the beast, the tree, the man...
the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports.
- Chief Seattle (attributed) PHOTO

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor


 

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous

Take a deep breath and do the difficult thing first.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Freedom is never dear at any price.
It is the breath of life.
What would a man not pay for living?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with.
It responds like a snail to our impatience,
then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.
- the movie Simon Birch

Repressed anger still is anger, it just isn't expressed.
If you truly have no anger, you are blessed and joyful.
If you have repressed anger, know that you have anger,
you just haven't expressed that anger.
Go ahead, express your anger briefly,
pound pillows, scream, curse.
Then take a deep breath, and get over it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.
- Sarah Bernhardt

Slowly and Deeply, I Inhale a Calming Breath.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When a thought takes one's breath away,
a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
- Thomas W. Higginson

Does who we are begin with breath,
depend on form, or end with death?
- Kirtana

Anger is the fiery breath of the underworld.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort
of feeling safe with a person;
having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words,
but to pour them all out, just as they are,
chaff and grain together,
knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them,
keep what is worth keeping, and then,
with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
- George Eliot

The Master teaches that the way of qigong cannot be hurried.
Wuji refers to the time before the creation -
when everything was formless.
Standing in the wuji position, my feet are parallel
to each other, shoulder-width apart.
My knees are slightly bent,
and the tip of my tongue touches the roof of my mouth.
My arms are held in front of me with my elbows bent
and my palms parallel to each other - about four inches apart.
At first I focus on my breathing, and only my breathing.
Later, I visualize the energy or "Qi" between my palms.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across
the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
- Crowfoot (Blackfoot warrior and orator 1830 - 1890)

Ever had a bad hair day -
a day when everything seemed to be going wrong?
Perhaps today is a day to soothe your ruffled feathers,
take a deep breath, and reaffirm that
the weight of the world is really not on your shoulders,
unless you choose to assume that burden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Start living now.
Stop saving the good china
for that special occasion.
Stop withholding your love
until that special person materializes.
Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
- Mary Manin Morrissey

Feel Unity with Spirit and All Creation
All things share the same breath the
beast, the tree, the man... the air
shares its spirit with all the life it supports.
- Chief Seattle [actually written by screenwriter Ted Perry in 1972]

I remember a hundred lovely lakes, and recall the fragrant
breath of pine and fir and cedar and poplar trees.
The trail has strung upon it, as upon a thread of silk,
opalescent dawns and saffron sunsets.
- Hamlin Garland

There is something about a rainbow
that just can't be ignored.
Whether spectacle of nature or covenant,
no two rainbows are ever the same,
and each one is always breath-taking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Science is properly more scrupulous than dogma.
Dogma gives a charter to mistake, but the very breath
of science is a contest with mistake,
and must keep the conscience alive.
- George Eliot

With every drop of water you drink, every breath you take,
you're connected to the sea.
No matter where on Earth you live.
- Sylvia Earle

In the procession I should feel the crushing feet,
the clashing discords, the ruthless hands and stifling breath.
I could not hear the rhythm of the march.
- Kate Chopin

It is desirable that people make music on the breath,
with the breath.
- Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau

Time is strange.
A moment can be as short as a breath,
or as long as eternity.
- Ardel Wray

Those who speak ill of the spiritual life,
although they come and go by day, are like the smith's bellows:
they take breath but are not alive.
- William Hazlitt

God is ever present.
He's in every breath, in every step.
He's here, always, always.
- Jill Scott

It was a pretty wild ride.
The race wasn't bad, but qualifying would take your breath.
- Sterling Marlin

What childishness is it that while there's breath of life in our bodies,
we are determined to rush to see the sun the other way around?
- Elizabeth Bishop

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron,
rarely mentioned in the same breath.
- Gail Sheehy

For death begins with life's first breath And life
begins at touch of death.
- John Oxenham

But only a brief moment is granted to the brave one breath or two,
whose wage is the long nights of the grave.
- Muhammad Iqbal

The breath of an aristocrat is the death rattle of freedom.
- Georg Buchner

In dancing with the enemy one follows his steps even
if counting under one's breath.
- Breyten Breytenbach

The writer's shortness of breath became more and more distressing as he rose.
- Hudson Stuck

Music is what I breath, what I love to do.
It keeps me alive.
- Miley Cyrus

If I do hit that rope and do a hop, skip and a jump
and get up as high as I can,
I'm just going to hold my breath, because I know i'm
going to hear all kinds of scar tissue popping.
- Hulk Hogan

During meditation your metabolism and your breath rate
go down to a level of rest,
twice that of deep sleep.
- Mike Love

I'm a spiritual person, I'm an America,
I'm a Jew, and all of those things influence every breath I take,
everywhere I go.
- Mandy Patinkin

Folks, this is perfect weather for today's game.
Not a breath of air.
- Curt Gowdy

The basic line in any good verse is cadenced...
building it around the natural breath structures of speech.
- Kenneth Rexroth

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the
small parts you remember,
the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
- Amy Sedaris

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart.
I am.
I am.
I am.
- Sylvia Plath

It's strange that words are so inadequate.
Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath,
so the lover must struggle for words.
- T. S. Eliot

It was like a miracle, but before our very eyes,
and almost in the drawing of a breath,
the whole body crumbled into dust and passed from our sight.
- Bram Stoker

An instructor once told me that when there's resistence in your body,
it's only because of the resistence in your mind.
It's about getting inside the pose.
Being the breath.
- Lisa Bonet

You have a choice.
Live or die.
Every breath is a choice.
Every minute is a choice.
To be or not to be.
- Chuck Palahniuk

When I got my first glimpse of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine,
my breath caught.
In that single instant, he was Wolverine.
- Len Wein

It is possible to experience an awakening in this life
through realising just how precious each moment,
each mental process, and each breath truly is.
- Christy Turlington

The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak -
I literally lost my breath!
- Jennifer Aniston

Fame is but the breath of people, and that often unwholesome.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

There is no such thing as a worthless conversation,
provided you know what to listen for.
And questions are the breath of life for a conversation.
- James Nathan Miller

Not a breath of air stirred over the free and open prairie;
the clouds were like light piles of cotton;
and where the blue sky was visible,
it wore a hazy and languid aspect.
- Francis Parkman

Does defending liberalism leave you friendless and
perhaps wondering about your breath?
- Phil Ochs

I always go back to theatre.
It's probably where I'll draw my last breath.
- Peter Gallagher

Pranayama is the practice of breath control.
The word prana refers not only to breath,
but also to air and life itself.
- Christy Turlington

I think my prose reads as if English were my second language.
By the time I get to the end of a paragraph,
I'm dodging bullets and gasping for breath.
- Lynn Abbey

The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath
are parts of the banquet.
- Rebecca H. Davis

My job is to give everyone a chance to catch their
breath and step back from all this and get back to work.
- Bob Schieffer

The first breath of adultery is the freest;
after it,
constraints aping marriage develop.
- John Updike

Love is anterior to life, posterior to death,
initial of creation, and the exponent of breath.
- Emily Dickinson

Space is the breath of art.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The invisible thing called a Good Name is made up of
the breath of numbers that speak well of you.
- Edward F. Halifax

I balanced all, brought all to mind,
the years to come seemed waste of breath,
a waste of breath the years behind, in balance with this life,
this death.
- William Butler Yeats

I wouldn't even mention myself in the same breath as someone like big Paul.
- Kenny Cunningham

You're never promised your next breath.
- Lenny Kravitz

Every time another review comes out I let out a deep breath.
- Michael Chabon

Sometimes I wish that applause would come just a bit later,
when it is so beautifully hushed that I feel like holding
my breath in the silence of the end.
- Emanuel Ax

A human being is only breath and shadow.
- Sophocles


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