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Funny Holes Quotes
Funny Quotes about Holes

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down
rat holes with baited breath.
- W. C. Fields

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about
your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
- Grantland Rice

When you get up there in years, the fairways get longer
and the holes get smaller.
- Bobby Locke


 

We didn't have a drill so he would burn the holes through
the wood with a metal rod that he heated up in a fire.
Can you imagine an ordinary crew doing that?
- Marc Singer

Hollywood is a place that attracts people with massive holes in their souls.
- Julia Phillips

When the market is just going up, up,
and up, we all tend to be blind to the holes in the market.
They're all papered over by the rise.
- Ron Chernow


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You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one,
just a lot of plot holes strung together.
It did have a lot of flashing lights,
though.
- Terry Prachett

It was a fine cast and lots of fun to make,
but they did the damn thing on the cheap.
The backdrops had holes in them, and it was shot on the worst film stock.
- Howard Keel

First law on holes - when you're in one,
stop digging!
- Denis Healey

When you get on base, holes open up and things happen
and you're able to find a way to score runs.
- Nick Johnson

The black holes of nature are the most perfect macroscopic
objects there are in the universe:
the only elements in their construction are our concepts of space and time.
- Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar

It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins
in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets.
- Elizabeth Bowen

I drilled holes in the floor of the club,
and it's sinking.
- Bobby Darin

I wouldn't have thought that a wrong theory should
lead us to understand better the ordinary quantum field
theories or to have new insights about the quantum states of black holes.
- Edward Witten

I see the cartoonist as contributing to the content,
being critical, because we do poke holes in some of
the dialogue and find new ways of seeing things.
- Jonathan Shapiro

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows,
there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them,
throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
- Drew Carey

Einstein got most of the things right about black holes.
I'm not an expert, I must admit.
- Brian May

Evolutionary cosmology formulates theories in which
a universe is capable of giving rise to and generating
future universes out of itself,
within black holes or whatever.
- Robert Nozick

So I have the classic amateur's technique;
I know some very tricky bits and I have large gaping holes.
- Bill Bruford

The pressure makes me more intent about each shot.
Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better.
- Nancy Lopez

Baseball, it is said, is only a game.
True.
And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
Not all holes, or games, are created equal.
- George Will

It is difficult to see why lace should be so expensive;
it is mostly holes.
- Mary Wilson Little

Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness,
than all other holes in this world put together.
- Laurence Sterne

We're lucky, real lucky.
Our friends lost their house.
We just had some burning embers put holes in the screens.
- George Martin

I don't go to the cool, trendy restaurants.
I go to either the holes in the wall or the super-fancy
restaurants where there are no cool people.
- Tyra Banks

I'm angry when we have to use state dollars to fill
holes in our low-income heating assistance program
because there isn't enough support from Washington.
- Jodi Rell

I've been to too many Dead concerts.
There've been smokin' holes where my memory used to be.
- Ken Kesey

This case reminds me of one in which I likened the
Plaintiff's case to a colander,
because it was so full of holes.
- George Jessel

During the work, you have to be sure that you haven't left any holes,
that you've captured everything, because afterwards it will be too late.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson

I suppose in London they all drink from the same watering holes.
- Trisha Goddard

The average American's day planner has fewer holes
in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
- Dennis Miller

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes;
the most beautiful prizes slip through it.
- Georges Duhamel

I've got holes in my guitar.
- Dick Dale

It is a good thing to follow the First Law of Holes:
if you are in one,
stop digging.
- Denis Healey

By the time you get dressed, drive out there,
play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours.
There are better things you can do with your time.
- Richard M. Nixon

The prisoners for better security against conversation
shall have a canvas bag put over the head of each and tied around the neck,
with a holes for proper breathing and eating,
but not seeing.
- Edwin M. Stanton

It is no good getting furious if you get stuck.
What I do is keep thinking about the problem but work on something else.
Sometimes it is years before I see the way forward.
In the case of information loss and black holes,
it was 29 years.
- Stephen Hawking

If Bill jumps into something that relies on a lot of cymbals,
I'll jump into something that relies on a lot of skin sounds;
if he goes into metal tones,
I'll go into wood, and so on.
I basically play in his holes.
- Pat Mastelotto

Memory is very important, the memory of each photo taken,
flowing at the same speed as the event.
During the work, you have to be sure that you haven't left any holes,
that you've captured everything, because afterwards it will be too late.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson

So I concentrated on the rhythmic side of things,
and therefore left a lot of holes.
I didn't want to use big pad chords everywhere.
All of the songs are built up of small melodies and
counter melodies all played very rhythmically.
- Midge Ure

I haven't seen a new football play since I was in high school.
You have just so many holes in a line and you have eleven men playing,
and there's only so many ways you can go through those holes,
and those ways have been used for forty,
fifty years.
- Red Grange

I have come to understand and appreciate writers much
more recently since I started working on a book last fall.
Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning,
played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our
last three holes and then went to dinner.
- Phil Mickelson

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco.
I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s,
and the King and I played five holes.
I've never been that nervous in my life.
- Lee Trevino

We all participate in weaving the social fabric;
we should therefore all participate in patching the
fabric when it develops holes mismatches between old
expectations and current realities.
- Anne C. Weisberg

Probably the closest things to perfection are the huge
absolutely empty holes that astronomers have recently discovered in space.
If there's nothing there, how can anything go wrong?
- Richard Brautigan

Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle.
It's merely waiting to be reupholstered.
- the movie Casino Royale (1966)

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy

Keep Searching for the Rabbit-Hole with the Magical White Rabbit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade your story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles,
and from that moment he is following the dark rapids
of an underground river which may sometimes flow so
near to the surface that the laughing picnic parties are heard above.
- Cyril Connolly

The once all-powerful ruler of Iraq was found in a hole,
and now sits in a prison cell.
- George W. Bush

The drop of rain maketh a hole in the stone,
not by violence, but by oft falling.
- Hugh Latimer

Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon
at the edge of the black hole that is America today.
- Arthur Kroker

A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.
- Austin O'Malley

I always feel that there are no final victories and no final defeats.
But it's true that America is in a hole right now.
There are a lot of dead fish in the water.
- John Sayles

In trying to scramble out of a hole,
it sometimes digs it deeper.
- Wellington Mara

So I went way too in depth? I thought they wanted the hole by hole.
- Trent Dilfer

I am not here concerned with intent,
but with scientific standards,
especially the ability to tell the difference between a fact,
an opinion, a hypothesis, and a hole in the ground.
- Serge Lang

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.
- Alcaeus

I would hope that understanding and reconciliation
are not limited to the 19th hole alone.
- Gerald R. Ford

We found ourselves in a hole that I didn't dig,
but I have dug, dug and dug to try to get out of that hole.
- Harry Reid

Whoever won't fight when the President calls him,
deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

This whole business feels kind of intense,
like a bad fit.
Round peg, square hole.
But whatever, I'll take it.
- Paul Giamatti

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away.
He must have time to modify his shape.
- Mark Twain

The arms race is worse than it ever was,
the dumping of creation down a military rat hole is worse than it ever was,
the wars across the earth are worse than they ever were.
- Daniel Berrigan


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