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Funny Air Quotes
Funny Quotes about Air

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All things share the same breath -
the beast, the tree, the man...
the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports.
- Chief Seattle (attributed)

I am one with the Earth,
with the Water, with the Fire,
with the Air that I breathe,
with all Living Things,
and we are all one with Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore PHOTO

Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet.
We all breathe the same air.
We all cherish our children's future.
And we are all mortal.
- John F. Kennedy


 

Sorrows gather around great souls as storms do around mountains;
but,
like them, they break the storm and purify the air
of the plain beneath them.
- Jean Paul

We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.
Freedom is like that. It's like air.
When you have it, you don't notice it.
- Boris Yeltsin

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture.
The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
- Frank Zappa


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The way to do fieldwork is never to
come up for air until it is all over.
- Margaret Mead

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Jack Benny

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

Take a course in good water and air;
and in the eternal youth of Nature you may renew your own.
Go quietly, alone; no harm will befall you.
- John Muir

The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools,
but the gentle touches of air and water
working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time.
- Henry David Thoreau

A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow.
There's nothing tangible of yesterday.
All I can say I've done is
agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes
and then boom - it's gone.
- Edward R. Murrow

Know that you are one with the earth, with the water,
with the fire, with the air that you breathe, with all living things,
and that all of these are one with Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those little nimble musicians of the air,
that warble forth their curious ditties,
with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art.
- Izaak Walton

Facts are the air of scientists.
Without them you can never fly.
- Linus Pauling

The great defense against the air menace
is to attack the enemy's aircraft
as near as possible to their point of departure.
- Winston Churchill

Arguments are healthy.
They clear the air.
- John Deacon

The power of an air force is terrific
when there is nothing to oppose it.
- Winston Churchill

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Proportions are what makes the old Greek temples classic in their beauty.
They are like huge blocks, from which the air has been
literally hewn out between the columns.
- Arne Jacobsen

Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman,
before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
- John Quincy Adams

If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is not so much for its beauty that the forest makes
a claim upon men's hearts,
as for that subtle something, that quality of air that
emanation from old trees,
that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

The mind, in proportion as it is cut off from free
communication with nature,
with revelation, with God, with itself,
loses its life, just as the body droops when debarred
from the air and the cheering light from heaven.
- William Ellery Channing

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the
joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air,
is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
- Erich Fromm

Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy,
the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately
attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

What if happiness were found in the serenity of simple pleasures.
What if we didn't need the newest gizmo... the highest high?
What if happiness is in the air we breathe...
slowly, deeply, and consciously?
What if happiness is one fresh grape, savored with gratitude?
What if happiness is in our oneness with all creation?
What if happiness is about enjoying life exactly as it comes to us -
without chasing after it?
What if happiness is something we CHOOSE...
regardless of our circumstances?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song -
The song from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Feel Unity with Spirit and All Creation
All things share the same breath the
beast, the tree, the man... the air
shares its spirit with all the life it supports.
- Chief Seattle [actually written by screenwriter Ted Perry in 1972]

A small house must depend on its grouping with other houses for its beauty,
and for the preservation of light air and the maximum
of surrounding open space.
- Clarence Stein

Hearing, which, by the motion of the air,
informs us of the motion of sounding or vibrating bodies.
- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If you are going to build something in the air it is
always better to build castles than houses of cards.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Of course you don't make any noise in space,
because there's no air.
- Kevin J. Anderson

I wrote songs with the guys from Air Supply for their record...
So I was just writing songs.
- Billy Sherwood

In one year I travelled 450,000 miles by air.
- Jackie Stewart

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

Black frost.
The ground is hard, the air tastes bitter.
Your stars cluster in evil signs.
- Georg Trakl

The descent to the infernal regions is easy enough,
but to retrace one's steps, and reach the air above,
there's the rub.
- Virgil

Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

And so they pitched the show to me.
It sounded like a good idea.
We pitched the show back, and got it sold and got it on the air.
And that's kicking the tail.
- Judge Mills Lane

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
- Larry Hagman

The air of ideas is the only air worth breathing.
- Edith Wharton

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself.
Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air
and giving fresh strength to our people.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

A long life in journalism convinced me many presidents
ago that there should be a large air space between
a journalist and the head of a state.
- Walter Lippmann

Little things seem nothing, but they give peace,
like those meadow flowers which individually seem odorless
but all together perfume the air.
- Georges Bernanos

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them.
My mother cleans them.
- Rita Rudner

When we went on the air, I didn't want to be interrupted for an act-one curtain.
- Norman Lear

In addition to fines, violators of decency standards
could be required to air public service announcements
serving educational and informational needs of children.
- Charles W. Pickering

Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant,
if not utterly impossible.
- Simon Newcomb

And also the new excitement and variety of ways that
the abstract expressionists were applying paint.
You could put it on as though it were colored air and it would be painting.
- Robert Rauschenberg

Do not be afraid that joy will make the pain worse;
it is needed like the air we breathe.
- Goran Persson

We play a hip-hop song and suddenly 25 people on the
left jump up and put their hands in the air;
then you play Lost Cause and they're like,
I don't know about this one.
- Beck

It has an air about it of having strolled in from the
street with a few tricks up its sleeve,
and if everybody would relax, please,
it would do its best to pass the time whimsically.
- Walter Kerr

When you're on a long running series,
you reach a very rarefied, high oxygen area and after
a while to keep a show on the air they have to make
some very drastic changes.
- Joan Van Ark

The dissolution of the trade unions was in the air then.
- Fritz Sauckel

The health effects of air pollution imperil human lives.
This fact is well-documented.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

Anyone's life truly lived consists of work,
sunshine, exercise, soap, plenty of fresh air,
and a happy contented spirit.
- Lillie Langtry

Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music
was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it.
You had to be there.
It was quite funny.
- Roy Wood

A slight daily unconscious luxury is hardly ever wanting
to the dwellers in civilization;
like the gentle air of a genial climate,
it is a perpetual minute enjoyment.
- Walter Bagehot

Royal Canadian Air Farce, and I was in three sketches there.
And they wrote some really great stuff for me.
- Trish Stratus

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head.
Dangerous? Maybe.
- Howard Stern

Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife
are in fact plans to protect man.
- Stewart Udall

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air.
A psychotic is the man who lives in it.
A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
- Jerome Lawrence

He lives most life whoever breathes most air.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air...
So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
- Harry Caray

The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion,
some place, in the air.
All I must do is find it, and copy it.
- Jules Renard

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water.
In a developed country don't breathe the air.
- Jonathan Raban

Souls are not designed to float around in thin air.
- Alex Chiu

I didn't get to meet Hank Williams.
I was in the Air Force on Okinawa when he passed away.
- Mel Tillis

It was necessary to have an even depth of corn on the
top compared to the sides,
so the air would not take the easiest route and not
evenly dry the stored corn.
- Orville Redenbacher


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