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No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down
rat holes with baited breath.
- W. C. Fields

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The research rat of the future allows experimentation
without manipulation of the real world.
This is the cutting edge of modeling technology.
- John Spencer


 

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

It would be ugly to watch people poking sticks at a caged rat.
It is uglier still to watch rats poking sticks at a caged person.
- Jean Harris

I could no more define poetry than a terrier can define a rat.
- Alfred Edward Housman


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How could you be from the ghetto and be a rat?
- Suge Knight

You learned the two greatest thing in life,
never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.
- Robert De Niro

It was at one of the parties at our house that The Rat Pack got started.
- Lorna Luft

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
- Sarah Jessica Parker

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats.
- Jerry Nachman

Mr Speaker, I smell a rat; I see him forming in the
air and darkening the sky;
but I will nip him in the bud.
- Boyle Roche

I'm not Hollywood.
I'm a Quarter Rat.
I belong here.
- Harry Anderson

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
- Tom Wilson

When it comes to having a central nervous system,
and the ability to feel pain, hunger,
and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
- Ingrid Newkirk

You dirty, double-crossing rat.
- James Cagney

Oddly enough, MS has made my life so much better than it was before.
I now appreciate what I have and I am not running around like a rat in a maze.
- Teri Garr

Once I left out what I then considered my best line
because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
- Dick Cavett

Scientific prayer makes God a celestial lab rat,
leading to bad science and worse religion.
- Michael Shermer

The arms race is worse than it ever was,
the dumping of creation down a military rat hole is worse than it ever was,
the wars across the earth are worse than they ever were.
- Daniel Berrigan

I was convinced there as only one actor to play Templeton the Rat,
and that was Tony Randall.
- Joseph Barbera

From the test situations which were used to reveal fears,
it was found that Peter showed even more marked fear
responses to the rabbit than to the rat.
- Mary C. Jones

Back in the Rat Pack days, we'd take Frank's plane and sit dead center,
because of Nancy.
We'd watch the Rat Pack in the center ring and you
couldn't ask for a better thing.
- James Darren

The success of the Rat Pack or the Clan was due to the camaraderie,
the three guys who work together and kid each other and love each other.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The Rat Pack was the piece that really kicked me out
of that little funk that I was in and then Ted called
me up and asked me if I wanted to be the dad in Blow.
- Ray Liotta

We all love the environment, but we have placed creatures above people.
A rat is a rat.
- Sonny Bono

Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat.
- Elizabeth Bowen

By gnawing through a dike, even a rat may drown a nation.
- Edmund Burke

He and I were about as compatible as a rat and a boa constrictor.
- Stevie Nicks

When I was in New York it was like a maze,
a rat maze, going from one little box to another little
box and passing through passageways to get from one safe haven to another.
- Bruce Conner

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!
- Bette Davis

To put it another way, Michael Jordan was a gym rat.
- Frank Shorter

You can't be friends with a squirrel!
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
- Sarah Jessica Parker

I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants,
I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats.
Then I got a full-time job as a technical writer for
a large scientific research laboratory.
- Kevin J. Anderson

Peter was 2 years and 10 months old when we began to study him.
He was afraid of a white rat, and this fear extended to a rabbit,
a fur coat, a feather, cotton wool, etc.,
but not to wooden blocks and similar toys.
- Mary C. Jones

When it began to grow dark, the Rat,
with an air of excitement and mystery,
summoned them back into the parlour,
stood each of them up alongside of his little heap,
and proceeded to dress them up for the coming expedition.
- Kenneth Grahame

The rat stops gnawing in the wood, the dungeon walls withdraw,
the weight is lifted your pulse steadies and the sun has found your heart,
the day was not bad, the season has not been bad,
there is sense and even promise in going on.
- Bernard De Voto

So, when you see a kid with ratty jeans on,
wearing sneakers that aren't clean, you know they're
in a certain place economically.
I was interested in that experience.
- Jim McKay

If we ever do end up acting just like rats or Pavlov's dogs,
it will be largely because behaviorism has conditioned us to do so.
- Richard Rosen

I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young,
and I've always liked the way they look.
Even rats.
I'm not scared of them.
- Catherine Deneuve

We spent most of our life almost like street rats just
running around the street until we were ten years old.
- Quincy Jones

In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.
- Lisa Kudrow

It sounds mercenary and it smacks of rats leaving the sinking ship.
But get real, when everyone is bailing out,
you don't want to be the last man standing.
- Robbie Fowler

What tipped the scales was that psychology involved working with rats.
- Morrie Schwartz

People don't like to feed live mice and rats to their snakes.
Now we have a regular meat food that they will eat.
Ninety percent of the snakes will eat this food and love it.
- Dick Van Patten

Beware prejudices.
They are like rats, and men's minds are like traps;
prejudices get in easily,
but it is doubtful if they ever get out.
- Lord Jeffrey

We were driven off like rats in five minutes.
- Roger Sherman

I'm taking my rats.
Those are my friends for the tour.
Thelma and Louise.
They're so cute.
- Pink

To achieve the mood of a warrior is not a simple matter.
It is a revolution.
To regard the lion and the water rats and our fellow
men as equals is a magnificent act of a warrior's spirit.
It takes power to do that.
- Carlos Castaneda

I'd always thought the Rats were good fun,
but one of the very nice things about being of Saga
age is that I can actually look back and think,
When I was younger I was in a great band.
It was always a collective thing.
- Bob Geldof

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability
to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time
and still retain the ability to function.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Breaking up is a natural evolution
when you try to figure out what you want in life.
If you're with an individual
who isn't moving in the same direction
and at the same rate that you are,
it ain't going to work.
- Usher Raymond

The future is something which everyone reaches at the
rate of 60 minutes an hour,
whatever he does, whoever he is.
- C. S. Lewis

The rate of interest acts as a link between income-value and capital-value.
- Irving Fisher

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
- William Faulkner

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.
- Edward Appleton

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber,
if he has common sense on the ground floor.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Beliefs have evolved based on survival value.
Certain belief systems have been more conducive than others
to people living long enough to reproduce,
and having a high rate of reproduction.
It's that basic.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

American workers are first rate.
- Christopher Dodd

The world may be full of fourth-rate writers but it's
also full of fourth-rate readers.
- Barbara Walters

If I had a plot that was all set in advance,
why would I want go through the agony of writing the
novel? A novel is a kind of exploration and discovery,
for me at any rate.
- Chaim Potok

The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of reproduction.
All nations and all empires first felt decadence gnawing
at them when their birth rate fell off.
- Benito Mussolini

Man tends to increase at a greater rate
than his means of subsistence.
- Charles Darwin

Of course, a positive growth rate might be taken as
evidence that a population is below its optimum.
- Garrett Hardin

With our national savings rate well below one-percent,
it is imperative that the government embrace innovative
and cost-effective means of boosting personal savings.
- Jim Cooper


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