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Funny Young Quotes
Funny Quotes about Young

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Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain


 

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

To the young child, all life is a great adventure -
when did we grow so dull and brittle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion
will legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power to do so,
and will follow it by suppressing opposition,
subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young,
and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
- Robert Heinlein

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young

It was high counsel that I once heard given to a young person,
"Always do what you are afraid to do."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Solitude is painful when one is young,
but delightful when one is more mature.
- Albert Einstein

Curiosity keeps one young - in thought and in action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To a very young child, mommy and daddy are gods.
We spend our lives looking to regain
that sense of being cared for and protected.
Thus religion.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A friendship will be young after the lapse of half a century;
a passion is old at the end of three months.
- Madame Swetchine

We should never discourage young people from dreaming dreams.
- Lenny Wilkens

It takes a long time to become young.
- Pablo Picasso

In the world today, a young lady who does not have
a college education just is not educated.
- Walter Annenberg

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist
to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast.
It keeps him young.
- Konrad Lorenz

He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort,
should, when young, consider that he may one day become old,
and remember when he is old, that he has once been young.
- Joseph Addison

Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker,
you are still a dreamer, and will one time know,
and feel, that your life is but a dream.
- Donald G. Mitchell

Today the world changes so quickly that in growing
up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in.
- Peter Medawar

My mom taught us the Serenity Prayer at a young age.
- Toby Keith

Much education today is monumentally ineffective.
All too often we are giving young people cut flowers
when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants.
- John W. Gardner

One of the greatest cause of unhappiness -
perhaps even the only cause of unhappiness - is comparison.
I remember as a young child hearing my mother say,
"Comparisons are odious."
That is one of the oldest sayings in the English language,
and one of the most important.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
- George McGovern

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
- Susie Bright

Every young man would do well to remember that all
successful business stands on the foundation of morality.
- Henry Ward Beecher

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
- Rupert Brooke

I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You're young enough to get away with things,
but you're old enough, too.
- Liv Tyler

The object of education is to prepare the young
to educate themselves throughout their lives.
- Robert M. Hutchins

Old age is like everything else.
To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
- Theodore Roosevelt

So my father was a person who never lied to me.
If I had a question, he answered it.
I knew a lot of things at a young age because I was intrigued.
- Nick Cannon

For the very first time the young are
seeing history being made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead

He hits it long.
His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball.
That's where he's getting his power from.
He's young and has great elasticity.
- Nick Faldo

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands.
That's probably why they get along so well.
- Jonathan Carroll

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
- Ashley Montagu

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young
must seek advice and counsel from "Dear Abby" instead of going to Mom and Dad.
- Abigail Van Buren

Who would ever think that so much went on
in the soul of a young girl?
- Anne Frank

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes,
packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners,
and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
- Paul Sweeney

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young,
the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
- John Ciardi

It is only after years of preparation that the young
artist should touch color -
not color used descriptively,
that is, but as a means of personal expression.
- Henri Matisse

Thanks to television, for the first time
the young are seeing history made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead

Perhaps people, and kids especially,
are spoiled today,
because all the kids today have cars,
it seems.
When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.
- James Cagney

What harsh judges fathers are to all young men!
- Terence

Take young researchers, put them together in virtual seclusion,
give them an unprecedented degree of freedom and turn
up the pressure by fostering competitiveness.
- James D. Watson

To keep your thinking young, stay curious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Can you imagine young people nowadays making a study
of trigonometry for the fun of it? Well I did.
- Clyde Tombaugh

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole art of teaching is only the art
of awakening the natural curiosity
of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
- Anatole France

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of
the hygiene of older people,
and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.
- Logan P. Smith

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope,
to love - and to put its trust in life.
- Joseph Conrad

To be seventy years young is sometimes
far more cheerful and hopeful
than to be forty years old.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping
young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the
ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.
- Walt Disney

When you are young and healthy, it never occurs to
you that in a single second your whole life could change.
- Annette Funicello

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief,
is more powerful in the mature than in the young.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Consciously adopt the mindset of a young child,
to whom all of life is a grand adventure.
Life is your playground.
Fashion grand castles and sweeping boulevards,
defeat fire-breathing dragons,
leap tall buildings in a single bound.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Is the babe young? When I behold it,
it seems more venerable than the oldest man.
- Henry David Thoreau

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty.
Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
- Henry Ford

Those who love deeply never grow old;
they may die of old age,
but they die young.
- Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Love isn't something you find.
Love is something that finds you.
- Loretta Young

It is essential to do everything possible to attract
young people to opera so they can see that it is not
some antiquated art form but a repository of the most
glorious music and drama that man has created.
- Bruce Beresford

It takes vision and courage to create -
it takes faith and courage to prove.
- Owen D. Young

Our forces saved the remnants of the Jewish people of Europe
for a new life and a new hope in the reborn land of Israel.
Along with all men of good will,
I salute the young state and wish it well.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants,
walks in animals, and thinks in man.
- Arthur Young

Love the giver more than the gift.
- Brigham Young

If I were to wish for anything,
I should not wish for wealth and power,
but for the passionate sense of potential -
for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible.
Pleasure disappoints; possibility never.
- Soren Kierkegaard

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs,
but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
- Angus Young

Moral power is probably best when it is not used.
The less you use it the more you have.
- Andrew Young

You have made people listen.
You have made people care, and you have taught us
that whether we are poor or prosperous,
we have only one world to share.
You have taught young people that
they do have the power to change the world.
- Kofi Annan, UN Secretary General, to Bono. (November 1999)

Procrastination is the thief of time.
- Edward Young


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