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Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be. ...
by Robert Browning

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
- Robert Browning

Our aspirations are our possibilities.
- Robert Browning

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead


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To the young child, all life is a great adventure -
when did we grow so dull and brittle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president,
but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
- John F. Kennedy

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot


 

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

We don't stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw

Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
- John Lennon

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
- Winston Churchill

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches,
letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights.
- Pauline R. Kezer

The universe is full of magical things
patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
- Eden Phillpotts

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,
that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
- Thomas Jefferson

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
- Thomas Haynes Bayly

I love those who can smile in trouble,
who can gather strength from distress,
and grow brave by reflection.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Freedom makes a huge requirement of every human being.
With freedom comes responsibility.
For the person who is unwilling to grow up,
the person who does not want to carry is own weight,
this is a frightening prospect.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Great oaks from little acorns grow.
- Proverb

The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.
- Rabindranath Tagore

When will our consciences grow so tender
that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings

If we don't change, we don't grow.
If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
- Gail Sheehy

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard

The solution to adult problems tomorrow
depends in large measure upon
how our children grow up today.
- Margaret Mead

As we grow as unique persons, we learn to respect
the uniqueness of others.
- Robert H. Schuller

Don't go through life - grow through life.
- Eric Butterworth

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best.
- William Arthur Ward

Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Overcome obstacles - grow and bloom anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is the answer, and you know that for sure;
Love is a flower, you've got to let it grow.
- John Lennon

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Die when I may, I want it said by those who knew me best
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln

You grow up the day you have
your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,
but it sure heats up the blood.
- Elizabeth Ashley

As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands.
One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
- Audrey Hepburn

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

People grow through experience
if they meet life honestly and courageously.
This is how character is built.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I want it said of me by those who knew me best,
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Every blade of grass has an angel
that bends over it and whispers, "grow! grow!
- Talmud

A loving relationship is one in which
the loved one is free to be himself -
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself,
to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and can never grow in a jealous heart.
- Leo F. Buscaglia

Today's acorns grow into the oak trees of thirty years hence.
But what acorns are we sowing today?
Imagine what an acorn-sized bit of prejudice or hatred would grow into.
Imagine what an acorn-sized bit of pollution can become.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We do not grow absolutely, chronologically.
We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another, unevenly.
We grow partially. We are relative.
We are mature in one realm, childish in another.
- Anais Nin

Action is the real measure of intelligence.
- Napoleon Hill (author of the classic Think and Grow Rich)

This country, with its institutions,
belongs to the people who inhabit it.
Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government,
they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it,
or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Home is our sanctuary, where we:
relax into being ourselves,
play with our inner child,
paint the walls green and pink,
dig in the dirt,
grow something,
love somebody else,
love ourselves even more,
snuggle with a warm blanket on a Sunday afternoon,
hang "go away" on the door whenever we want,
clean and tidy often... or never,
launch from and return to,
are truly ourselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the greatest titles we can have is "old friend."
We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are older.
The problem is we need to start our old friendships when we are young.
We then have to nurture and grow those friendships over our middle age
when a busy life and changing geographies
can cause us to neglect those friends.
Today is the day to invest in those people
we hope will call us "old friend" in the years to come.
- Grant Fairley

All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower
wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind.
- Abraham Lincoln

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
- the movie Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns
to be amused rather than shocked.
- Pearl S. Buck

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Short words are best
and the old words, when short, are best of all.
- Winston Churchill

Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come.
- Joseph Campbell

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton


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