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Funny Away Quotes
Funny Quotes about Away

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
- widely misattributed to Mark Twain

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts


 

Normal is not something to aspire to,
it's something to get away from.
- Jodie Foster

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln


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Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.
I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends
and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that.
That's what's insane about it.
- John Lennon

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Touch me in the morning
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
- Ron Miller/Michael Masser

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous

He is a man of courage who does not run away,
but remains at his post and fights against the enemy.
- Socrates

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
- Albert Einstein

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning

Before moving on, you have to clear away your cherished beliefs.
- Dick Raymond

Our life is frittered away by detail... simplify, simplify.
- Henry David Thoreau

Confession of errors is like a broom
which sweeps away the dirt
and leaves the surface brighter and clearer.
I feel stronger for confession.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
- Joseph Addison

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away.
- the movie Shrek 2

I am but a grain of sand on the beach of life.
My footprints in the sands of time soon wash away.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous

Driving me away is easier than saying goodbye.
- Erica Jong

If a man loses pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears,
however measured or far away.
- Henry David Thoreau

Your innermost core has always been pure.
Purity is intrinsic to you,
it cannot be taken away.
- Osho

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles,
because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering
why Daddy was kissing someone else.
- Chevy Chase

Wise sayings often fall on barren ground,
but a kind word is never thrown away.
- Arthur Helps

The hardest part is to travel, and to be away from your family.
- Glenn Tipton

A democracy is nothing more than mob rule,
where fifty-one percent of the people
may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.
- attributed to Thomas Jefferson

What you don't do daily, you probably won't do weekly either.
What you make a habit of putting-off
just keeps getting pushed away again and again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

Shrinking away from death
is something unhealthy and abnormal -
which robs the second half of life of its purpose.
- Carl Jung

The sculptor produces the beautiful statue
by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed -
it is a process of elimination.
- Elbert Hubbard

Much may be done in those little shreds and patches
of time which every day produces,
and which most men throw away.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Medicine sometimes snatches away health,
sometimes gives it.
- Ovid

Smiling away your troubles requires
a clear conscience that harbors no insincerity.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
- Berthold Auerbach

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer
is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Look at this butterfly, so beautiful, so delicate.
I can enjoy this butterfly from a distance,
but if I touched her, she would die.
While not quite as delicate as butterflies,
people also need private space and private time
away from the demands of the world -
even away from the attentions of those
with whom they are most bonded.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Quit worrying about your health.
It will go away.
- Robert Orben

Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll
probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.
- Phil Jackson

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

They claim this mother of ours, the Earth,
for their own use, and fence their neighbors away from her,
and deface her with their buildings and their refuse.
- Sitting Bull

The only wealth which you will keep forever
is the wealth you have given away.
- Marcus Aurelius

I hope that no American will waste his franchise
and throw away his vote
by voting either for me or against me solely
on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.
- John F. Kennedy

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give it away.
- Aneurin Bevan

Forgiveness is the cleansing fire
that burns away old regrets and resentments.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head,
and knows not that it brings abundance
to drive away the hunger.
- Saint Basil

If thou wilt make a man happy,
add not unto his riches but take away from his desires.
- Epicurus

You cannot build character and courage by
taking away a man's initiative and independence.
- Abraham Lincoln

If God has allowed me to earn so much money,
it is because He knows I give it all away.
- Edith Piaf

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts
filed away just below the conscious level.
- Joyce Brothers

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
- Michael W. Smith

If net neutrality goes away, it will fundamentally
change everything about the Internet.
- James Hilton

I am tortured when I am away from my family,
from my children.
I am horribly guilt-ridden.
- Jessica Lange

If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

Learn to become still. And to take your attention
away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it,
and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
- Michael Beckwith

Keep close to Nature's heart...
and break clear away, once in awhile,
and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods.
Wash your spirit clean.
- John Muir

Time, whose tooth gnaws away everything else,
is powerless against truth.
- Thomas Huxley

The regrets and resentments etched in a heart
remain until they are cleansed away with love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The artist's world is limitless.
It can be found anywhere, far from where he lives or a few feet away.
It is always on his doorstep.
- Paul Strand

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that,
but the really great make you feel that
you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain

Better do a good deed near at home
than go far away to burn incense.
- Amelia Earhart

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
- Twyla Tharp

Patriotism is an instant reaction that fades away when the war starts.
- Mick Jagger

I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say.
A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep
to dream my dreams of you.
- Roy Orbison

All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
- Joan Chen


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