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Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen

When you dance, your purpose is not to get
to a certain place on the floor.
It's to enjoy each step along the way.
- Wayne Dyer


 

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Naturally, the common people don't want war ...
but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship,
or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought
to the bidding of the leaders.
That is easy. All you have to do is tell them
they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
and exposing the country to danger.
It works the same in every country.
- Hermann Goering


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May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't.
But there was going to be when I began it.
It's just that something happened to it along the way."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

My father and I have a very good relationship.
We always got along.
But I always scold him.
- Amy Sedaris

I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles;
but today it means getting along with people.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do not quit!
Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the
towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes
along and makes a fortune by just going that extra yard.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up.
- Alan Ladd

I follow my intuition,
and it leads me along the Right Path.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dance... enjoy each step along the way.
- Wayne Dyer

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth;
not going all the way, and not starting.
- The Buddha

The circuit training program along with a healthy clean
diet is the way to excellent results.
- Lee Haney

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
- Claudette Colbert

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys.
It's easier to trust men sometimes.
I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
- Paris Hilton

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness,
and the word happy would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
It is far better take things as they come along
with patience and equanimity.
- Carl Jung

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take
the first pill that comes along.
- Joyce Brothers

The world is moved along, not only
by the mighty shoves of its heroes,
but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes
of each honest worker.
- Helen Keller

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got
a little money along with it.
- Rose Kennedy

My grandfather, along with Carnegie,
was a pioneer in philanthropy,
which my father then practiced on a very large scale.
- David Rockefeller

Just as we could have rode into the sunset,
along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
- Andy Grove

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands.
That's probably why they get along so well.
- Jonathan Carroll

As for accomplishments,
I just did what I had to do as things came along.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula
of success is knowing how to get along with people.
- Theodore Roosevelt

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth
- not going all the way and not starting.
- The Buddha

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
- Robert Browning

Every optimist moves along with progress and hastens it,
while every pessimist would keep the worlds at a standstill.
The consequence of pessimism in the life of a nation
is the same as in the life of the individual.
Pessimism kills the instinct that
urges men to struggle against poverty,
ignorance and crime, and dries up
all the fountains of joy in the world.
- Helen Keller

Our forces saved the remnants of the Jewish people of Europe
for a new life and a new hope in the reborn land of Israel.
Along with all men of good will,
I salute the young state and wish it well.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

By our Heavenly Father and only because of God,
only because of God.
We're like other couples.
We do not get along perfectly; we do not go without arguments and,
as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other.
But a marriage is three of us.
- Barbara Mandrell

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things
to worry about from Science,
along with behaviour control, genetic engineering,
transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained
growth of plastic flowers.
- Lewis Thomas

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept
a majority of the people from ever questioning the
inequity of a system where most people drudge along,
paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
- Gore Vidal

I gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience
in which I must stop and look fear in the face.
I say to myself, I've lived through this
and can take the next thing that comes along.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience
in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
You are able to say to yourself, "I lived through this horror.
I can take the next thing that comes along."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I love children and I get along with them great.
It's just that I believe if you're going to be a parent,
there has to be something inside you that says,
'I want a family.' I don't feel that sense of urgency.
- George Clooney

All in the dark we grope along,
And if we go amiss
We learn at least which path is wrong,
And there is gain in this.
We do not always win the race
By only running right;
We have to tread the mountain's base
Before we reach its height.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I consider myself to have been the bridge between the
shotgun and the binoculars in bird watching.
Before I came along, the primary way to observe birds
was to shoot them and stuff them.
- Roger Tory Peterson

Indifferent to whether your mood is grumpy or cheerful,
Nature always sings her passionate song of joyful celebration.
You can never stop the happy song of life,
so join the celebration -
sing along, dance, make love,
smile your biggest smile, and cheer on God's music.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most important thing that parents can teach their
children is how to get along without them.
- Frank Howard Clark

If you want to get along, go along.
- Sam Rayburn

I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart
is along the path of torment.
I know none other as sure.
- Marquis de Sade

And I haven't met too many actors along the way that
haven't told me how much the show has meant to them.
It's one of the reasons they say they are doing what they're doing,
today.
- David Selby

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do.
Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along,
I decided to write one myself.
- Dan Castellaneta

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a
map and joined up with a line,
it might represent a minotaur.
- Pablo Picasso

True progress quietly and persistently moves along without notice.
- Saint Francis de Sales

If you join government, calmly make your contribution and move on.
Don't go along to get along; do your best and when you have to -
and you will -
leave,
and be something else.
- Peggy Noonan

As I've gone along, I felt like I was discovering an
aspect of my voice that I didn't know was there:
an ability to interpret a song in a way that makes it more accessible.
- Tom Wopat

If I had not gotten along so well with some of the people on the show,
it would have been a different story.
But in this case, it was great.
But sure, it will be fun to look around.
- Kurtwood Smith

Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it,
you will live along some distant day into your answers.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

Just going along with this, what I did,
or what I do is I imagine not being myself seeing it,
but imagine somebody else who's seeing it for the first time.
- Dennis Muren

Sometimes parts just come along when it's the perfect time for you to do them.
- Jessica Lange

Stupidly it should not be.
It should be also nice.
One must get along with that.
Is however not necessary.
- Karl Lagerfeld

A long time ago a bunch of people reached a general
consensus as to what's real and what's not and most
of us have been going along with it ever since.
- Charles de Lint

I've been lucky.
Opportunities don't often come along.
So, when they do, you have to grab them.
- Audrey Hepburn

Most creative work is a process of people passing ideas
and inspirations from the past into the future and
adding their own creativity along the way.
- Joichi Ito

Both sides know the last election was just the beginning of the next election.
It's clear there has been no attempt to have any kind of getting along.
- David Keene

I love romantic comedy, but I think you have to have
another idea that you're chasing along with romantic comedy.
- James L. Brooks

Because you remember Meredith was walking along the
highway there and somebody shot him.
- Charles Phillips

Comrade Deng Xiaoping - along with other party elders -
gave the party leadership their firm and full support
to put down the political disturbance using forceful measures.
- Li Peng

To have all your life's work and to have them along the wall,
it's like walking in with no clothes on.
It's terrible.
- Andrew Wyeth

I'd always wanted the show to be more reality based science fiction,
something along the lines of The Day the Earth Stood Still,
which I consider to be the classic science fiction film.
- Gil Gerard

It is to TV that I owe my freedom from bondage of the Latin lover roles.
Television came along and gave me parts to chew on.
It gave me wings as an actor.
- Ricardo Montalban

Then the war became a real problem and along with other shortages,
they started to have paper problems.
- Gil Kane

With this announcement today, the Army has made it
clear what we have known all along -
that Fort Riley is truly the crown jewel of the United States Army.
- Jim Ryun

I went along and basically learned a few of the songs
they were doing at the time,
which were quite a few of the songs we ended up doing on our first album.
- John Deacon

The soul, which is spirit, can not dwell in dust;
it is carried along to dwell in the blood.
- Saint Aurelius Augustine


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