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Funny Travel Quotes
Funny Quotes about Travel

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The traveler sees what he sees,
the tourist sees what he has come to see.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until
he comes home and rests his head on his old,
familiar pillow.
- Lin Yutang

The hardest part is to travel, and to be away from your family.
- Glenn Tipton


 

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
- Aldous Huxley

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.
- Paul Theroux

Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education;
in the elder,
a part of experience.
- Francis Bacon


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I travel not to go anywhere, but to go.
I travel for travel's sake.
The great affair is to move.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

If you travel first class, you think first class and
you are more likely to play first class.
- Ray Floyd

Travel can be one of the most rewarding forms of introspection.
- Lawrence Durrell

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything...
like stray cats and squirrels.
- Eric Roberts

Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.
- Susan Sontag

My parents and my grandfather on my mom's side would travel the earth.
They went to Australia and China, and they went to
probably every soccer game I ever played.
- Brandi Chastain

Our deeds still travel with us from afar,
and what we have been makes us what we are.
- George Eliot

Travel, which was once either a necessity or an adventure,
has become very largely a commodity,
and from all sides we are persuaded into thinking that
it is a social requirement,
too.
- Jan Morris

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
- Al Boliska

Traveling is seeing; it is the implicit that we travel by.
- Cynthia Ozick

We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.
- Hilaire Belloc

It is not fit that every man should travel;
it makes a wise man better,
and a fool worse.
- William Hazlitt

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look
like your passport photo.
- Al Gore

In America there are two classes of travel -
first class,
and with children.
- Robert Benchley

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
- Saint Augustine

The world is a country which nobody ever yet knew by description;
one must travel through it one's self to be acquainted with it.
- Lord Chesterfield

Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights;
it is a change that goes on,
deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
- Miriam Beard

The trouble with travelling back later on is that you
can never repeat the same experience.
- Michael Palin

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
- Henny Youngman

He travels the fastest who travels alone.
- Rudyard Kipling

Reminds me of my safari in Africa.
Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days
we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields

I love short trips to New York; to me it is the finest three-day town on earth.
- James Cameron

I think a major element of jetlag is psychological.
Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home.
- David Attenborough

On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads
of water and eat light and healthy food.
- Lisa Snowdon

I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist,
but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.
- Michael Palin

A wise traveler never despises his own country.
- William Hazlitt

Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember,
and remember more than I have seen.
- Benjamin Disraeli

A man travels the world in search of what he needs
and returns home to find it.
- George Edward Moore

When the traveler goes alone he gets acquainted with himself.
- Liberty Hyde Bailey

In both business and personal life, I've always found
that travel inspires me more than anything else I do.
Evidence of the languages, cultures,
scenery,
food, and design sensibilities that I discover all
over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.
- Ivanka Trump

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
- George Ade

When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.
- Phil Collins

Travelling expands the mind rarely.
- Hans Christian Andersen

I did not wish to take a cabin passage,
but rather to go before the mast
and on the deck of the world,
for there I could best see
the moonlight amid the mountains.
I do not wish to go below now.
- Henry David Thoreau

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
- Ernest Hemingway

Tourists don't know where they've been,
travelers don't know where they're going.
- Paul Theroux

No matter where I've been overseas, the food stinks,
except in Italy.
- Carmen Electra

A journey by Sea and Land, Five Hundred Miles,
is not undertaken without money.
- Lewis Hallam

Traveling is the ruin of all happiness!
There's no looking at a building after seeing Italy.
- Fanny Burney

I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket.
To me they are more fascinating than any fashion salon.
- Wallis Simpson

You know more of a road by having traveled it than
by all the conjectures and descriptions in the world.
- William Hazlitt

Everyone carries his own inch rule of taste,
and amuse himself by applying it, triumphantly,
wherever he travels.
- Henry B. Adams

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- George Carlin

Travelers repose and dream among my leaves.
- William Blake

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down
airport concourses carrying bags.
- Guy Clark

You get educated by traveling.
- Solange Knowles

Travel teaches toleration.
- Benjamin Disraeli

You define a good flight by negatives:
you didn't get hijacked,
you didn't crash, you didn't throw up,
you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food.
So you are grateful.
- Paul Theroux

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.
- Danny Kaye

When I'm in London I do have the convenience of being
close to St James Park which is also good for me because
it gives me an excuse to get out and get some much needed exercise!
- David Blunkett

It is better to travel well than to arrive.
- The Buddha

I never saw a discontented tree.
They grip the ground as though they liked it,
and though fast rooted, they travel about as far as we do.
- John Muir

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lie can travel half way around the world while the
truth is putting on its shoes.
- Charles Spurgeon

Traveling, you realize that differences are lost:
each city takes to resembling all cities,
places exchange their form, order, distances,
a shapeless dust cloud invades the continents.
- Italo Calvino

The attention of a traveller, should be particularly turned,
in the first place, to the various works of Nature,
to mark the distinctions of the climates he may explore,
and to offer such useful observations on the different
productions as may occur.
- William Bartram

We travel, some of us forever, to seek
other states, other lives, other souls.
- Anais Nin

If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths,
rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
- John D. Rockefeller

The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do,
and the more genuine may be one's appreciation
of fundamental things like home,
and love, and understanding companionship.
- Amelia Earhart

Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home.
There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning.
- Amy Grant

Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light,
they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.
- Howard Nemerov

I've always enjoyed traveling and having experience
with different cultures and different people.
But it's also a wonderful thing to be able to benefit and enable research,
not only in our country but around the world.
- Laurel Clark

The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people,
of adventure, of experience.
The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him.
He goes "sight-seeing."
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.
- Mark Twain


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