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It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee
Whatever you want in life, start today.
Not tomorrow - today.
Let it be a small beginning - a tiny beginning.
Your happiness depends on starting today - every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'm actually starting to like more and more people
who have convictions that are unpopular.
- Bono
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There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth;
not going all the way, and not starting.
- The Buddha
The starting point of all achievement is desire.
- Napoleon Hill
Many important things shouldn't be done half-way.
Think of getting married, having children,
starting a business, changing your career.
There are times to gather your courage
and make the leap, the whole leap.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Commitment cannot be taught;
it can only be caught.
I refer to the crusading spirit.
Without the crusading spirit,
you may have the starting power
but not the staying power.
- Jimmy Yen
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
The secret of getting started is
breaking your complex overwhelming tasks
into small manageable tasks,
and starting on the first one.
- Mark Twain
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
before starting to improve the world.
- Anne Frank
There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth
- not going all the way and not starting.
- The Buddha
Have a talk with your mind
(it really is something separate from yourself).
Lay down the law.
"My life begins TODAY.
I am like a newborn.
I have what I have today;
I have my fingers, my toes,
some people in my life,
some material and financial state.
Yesterday is only a dream -
perhaps a nightmare,
perhaps a cherished memory,
but only a dream - nothing more.
I will make all decisions and actions based solely
on what I have today as a starting point."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'm actually starting to like more and more people
who have convictions that are unpopular.
Now at what point does an unpopular conviction
interfere with your own human rights?
Forced female circumcision, for instance.
The Catholic Church's stance on contraception.
The list goes on. You know, God has some really weird kids,
and I find it hard to be in their company most of the time.
- Bono
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken
Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous
It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill
The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W. C. Fields
Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)
The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain
Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion.
The several sects perform the office of a Censor -
over each other.
- Thomas Jefferson
Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous
And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran
The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous
To a philosopher all news,
as it is called, is gossip,
and they who edit and read it
are old women over their tea.
- Henry David Thoreau
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale
Protect your vision.
Prevail over adversity.
Persevere in the midst of turmoil.
Passionately act upon your convictions.
Purposely walk into the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch
Anger is a destructive emotion
that becomes instinctive over the years.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When the war of the giants is over,
the wars of the pygmies will begin.
- Winston Churchill
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
You don't lead by hitting people over the head -
that's assault, not leadership.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu
As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau
What people believe prevails over the truth.
- Sophocles
THE fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
- Carl Sandburg
I am so thirsty for the marvelous
that only the marvelous has power over me.
- Anais Nin
The way to do fieldwork is never to
come up for air until it is all over.
- Margaret Mead
One whispered yes becomes the wind song over an ocean of no's.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old,
and that I know.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Repressed anger still is anger, it just isn't expressed.
If you truly have no anger, you are blessed and joyful.
If you have repressed anger, know that you have anger,
you just haven't expressed that anger.
Go ahead, express your anger briefly,
pound pillows, scream, curse.
Then take a deep breath, and get over it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If i had known... i would have lingered
over my coffee a little longer.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
You have a row of dominoes set up;
you knock over the first one,
and what will happen to the last one
is that it will go over very quickly.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.
- John F. Kennedy
I do not want to foresee the future.
I am concerned with taking care of the present.
God has given me no control over the moment following.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien
My Cup Runneth Over - My Life Is Abundant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We occasionally stumble over the truth
but most of us pick ourselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill
I say to you quite frankly that
the time for racial discrimination is over.
- Jimmy Carter
When we are happy and serene,
time loses its power over us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Every blade of grass has an angel
that bends over it and whispers, "grow! grow!
- Talmud
Nothing external to you has any power over you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You can have no dominion greater or
less than that over yourself.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau
The tyrant dies and his rule is over,
the martyr dies and his rule begins
- Soren Kierkegaard
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another
as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson
We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled.
The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over
and let the beautiful stuff out.
- Ray Bradbury
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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