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Funny Calm Quotes
Funny Quotes about Calm

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CALM IN CHAOS
In the midst of the flurry - clarity.
In the midst of the storm - calm.
In the midst of divided interests - certainty.
In the many roads - a certain choice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Learn to be calm and you will always be happy.
- Paramahansa Yogananda


 

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm,
but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby

Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous

Love is serene and calm
- Erica Jong


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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
- Publilius Syrus

The language of excitement is at best picturesque merely.
You must be calm before you can utter oracles.
- Henry David Thoreau

The most intense conflicts, if overcome,
leave behind a sense of security and calm
that is not easily disturbed.
It is just these intense conflicts
and their conflagration
which are needed to produce
valuable and lasting results.
- Carl Jung

Timid men prefer the calm of despotism
to the tempestuous sea of liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson

When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise,
life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange -
my youth.
- Sara Teasdale

Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic;
it can be mitigated by reason and evaluation.
- Vannevar Bush

There are some things you learn best in calm,
and some in storm.
- Willa Cather

Our mettle is tested by storms,
not by calm.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Work, look for peace and calm in work:
you will find it nowhere else.
- Dmitri Mendeleev

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

In the midst of the flurry - clarity.
In the midst of the storm - calm.
In the midst of divided interests - certainty.
In the many roads - a certain choice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I inherited that calm from my father,
who was a farmer.
You sow, you wait for good or bad weather,
you harvest, but working is something you always need to do.
- Miguel Indurain

My life is the eye of the hurricane -
an island of calm in a sea of uncertainty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are composed of self-contradictions.
Each of us is loving in some moments - hateful in others.
Patient and calm sometimes - harried by urgency at others.
Understanding - and self-absorbed.
Reassuring - and sarcastic.
Generous - and greedy.
Trusting - and jealous.
Comforting - and snappish.
Original - and stuck in a rut.
Thankful - and needy.
Forgiving - and vengeful.
Nurturing ourself - and stuffing ourself with fast food.
Honoring our bodies - and overstressing.
Being Joyful - and Suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My other life keeps me calm and grounded and normal.
- Shawn Johnson

The nerves are a problem on trumpet,
because when you mess up everyone can hear it.
Just remember most people are too polite to say anything about it.
That should calm your nerves.
- Wynton Marsalis

Yoga gave me the ability to calm down.
- Christy Turlington

When the mother of the race is free,
we shall have a better world,
by the easy right of birth and by the calm,
slow, friendly forces of evolution.
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Affliction is the wholesome soil of virtue,
where patience, honor, sweet humility,
and calm fortitude, take root and strongly flourish.
- David Mallet

Good acting is about being as natural and calm as possible.
These days producers have such definite ideas that
you have to be prepared to do whatever they ask.
- Bryn Terfel

We had a very energetic floor manager and he was always
jumping around all over the place.
The director would send down messages like,
Can you tell that actor to calm down?
- Sarah Sutton

Violence is a calm that disturbs you.
- Jean Genet

You arrive at a village, and in this calm environment,
one starts to hear echo.
- Yannick Noah

Be calm in arguing; for fierceness makes error a fault,
and truth discourtesy.
- George Herbert

Be like a duck.
Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
- Michael Caine

French is a language that makes those who speak it both calm and dynamic.
- Bernard Pivot

I think one of the finest gifts I can give
my friends in the holiday season is to pause
with a long enough quality to actually SEE them.
My calm, unhurried presence communicates
this gift of a message, "I see you. I recognize you.
I remember our times of together
and am contributing right now to another quality memory.
I value you and honor and take the time,
right this moment to pause long enough to truly notice you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed
word can strike dumb the loquacious,
is a genius or a hero.
- Johann Kaspar Lavater

People think our music's very aggressive or angry or whatever,
and it's just the opposite, really...
I like laughing.
And I like being really calm before a show,
and smiley.
- Serj Tankian

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
- Alexander Woollcott

I always get very calm with baseball.
- Paul Simon

Calm self-confidence is as far from conceit as the
desire to earn a decent living is remote from greed.
- Channing Pollock

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

By putting people around me who will calm me down and
slow me down and make sure I work through an issue.
- Donna Shalala

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence,
to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us
a little farther up the shore.
- Cyril Connolly

I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life.
Man was made for action and for bustle too,
I believe.
- Abigail Adams

The River of Life flows without emotion.
The River surges. The River quiets.
The River overflows its banks. The River dries to a trickle.
The River swirls and storms. The River becomes calm.
The River runs clear. The River runs dark with silt.
The River is indifferent to what benefit
or what harm is caused by its water.
The River is the River, and that is all there is to it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No - I'm quite calm inside during the game for most of the time -
not 100%,
but generally very calm.
- Vladimir Kramnik

With the coming of spring, I am calm again.
- Gustav Mahler

Am I calm all the time? That is a question to ask my mother.
I am very happy in my home.
I have a good family, that gives me something extra.
- Jean Alesi

Let's take a timeout.
Let's allow investors the opportunity in a period of
market calm to re-examine what's happened and to deploy
new strategies into the marketplace.
- Richard Grasso

Power is so characteristically calm,
that calmness in itself has the aspect of strength.
- Robert Bulwer-Lytton

I began by doing physical yoga, initially just for the workout,
as exercise.
I would get peaceful and calm at the end of it,
and I was curious about that.
- Mariel Hemingway

Sooner or later you learn that you belong in the big leagues,
and that makes you calm down.
- Dennis Eckersley

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm,
even when there is no crisis.
- Franklin P. Jones

I urge calm and sensitivity to the fundamental civil
liberties of our country.
- Larry Craig

It was only from an inner calm that man was able to
discover and shape calm surroundings.
- Stephen Gardiner

I feel I've lived so long, and went through so much,
that all I want is calm and rest.
- Moshe Dayan

Stay calm and aggressive.
- Gabrielle Reece

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,
but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth
and age are equally a burden.
- Plato

There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation.
- Dennis Prager

The moon is at her full, and riding high,
Floods the calm fields with light.
The airs that hover in the summer sky Are all asleep to-night.
- William C. Bryant

Entertaining these opinions of the course to be pursued,
I beg of gentlemen to look at the question,
as I have done, in a calm review of facts and of principles.
- Caleb Cushing

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm,
not just as they come through the door.
- Indra Devi

The pursuit, even of the best things,
ought to be calm and tranquil.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Everybody should have his personal sounds to listen for -
sounds that will make him exhilarated and alive or quiet and calm.
- Andre Kostelanetz

The man who has experienced shipwreck shudders even at a calm sea.
- Ovid

After a storm comes a calm.
- Matthew Henry

If the blood humor is too strong and robust,
calm it with balance and harmony.
- Xun Zi

I am a professional.
At the circuit I am calm.
At home I am very different.
- Jean Alesi

God never did make a more calm, quiet,
innocent recreation than angling.
- Izaak Walton

Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe,
old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death.
- Edith Wharton

The seas are quiet when the winds give o'er;
So calm are we when passions are no more!
- Edmund Waller

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
- Jules Renard


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