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Funny Politics Quotes
Funny Quotes about Politics

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I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
- Winston Churchill

Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone
I love not to mix with it.
- Thomas Jefferson

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions
are in almost every case gotten at second hand,
and without examination
- Mark Twain


 

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected.
The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen.
- George MacDonald


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In politics nothing is contemptible.
- Benjamin Disraeli

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's
country or the electorate.
I prefer to betray the electorate.
- Charles de Gaulle

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot
of money even to be defeated.
- Will Rogers

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth
is rarely a politician's objective.
Election and power are.
- Cal Thomas

Radical changes in world politics leave America with
a heightened responsibility to be,
for the world, an example of a genuinely free,
democratic, just and humane society.
- Pope John Paul II

The flood of money that gushes into politics today
is a pollution of democracy.
- Theodore White

In politics the middle way is none at all.
- John Adams

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
- Martin L. Gross

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you.
- Ralph Nader

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
- Ambrose Bierce

Politics, it seems to me, for years,
or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
- Richard Armour

Politics have no relation to morals.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
- Charles de Gaulle

I think it's a terrible shame that politics has become show business.
- Sydney Pollack

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in
politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
- Plato

Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
- Mao Tse-Tung

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
(and hence clamorous to be led to safety)
by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins,
all of them imaginary.
- H. L. Mencken

You better take advantage of the good cigars.
You don't get much else in that job.
- Thomas P. O'Neill

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly
went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop
computer for every teacher.
- A. N. Wilson

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation,
the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
- P. J. O'Rourke

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.
- Daniel Hannan

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are
always aiming at something beyond political life itself,
power and glory, or happiness.
- Aristotle

Only government can take perfectly good paper,
cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.
- Milton Friedman

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential
and Congressional campaigns,
the U.S.
government is virtually up for sale.
- John W. Gardner

There are many men of principle in both parties in America,
but there is no party of principle.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used
exclusively for the benefit of the people,
to whom they belong.
- Fidel Castro

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter.
The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today,
even for the same performance.
- William O. Douglas

I think there is one higher office than president and
I would call that patriot.
- Gary Hart

Vote for the man who promises least;
he'll be the least disappointing.
- Bernard Baruch

Their very conservatism is secondhand,
and they don't know what they are conserving.
- Robertson Davies

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence.
Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
- William E. Gladstone

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
- Margaret Thatcher

Whenever men take the law into their own hands,
the loser is the law.
And when the law loses, freedom languishes.
- Robert Kennedy

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth.
It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and
civilized nations together.
- Daniel Webster

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's
oldest exercises in moral philosophy;
that is,
the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

When bad men combine, the good must associate;
else they will fall one by one,
an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
- Edmund Burke

My hope is that 10 years from now, after I've been
across the street at work for a while,
they'll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans
is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt,
too.
- Oscar Levant

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property,
are the rulers.
- Aristotle

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow

The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
- A. J. Liebling

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight,
otherwise known as political power.
- Maggie Gallagher

All the president is, is a glorified public relations
man who spends his time flattering,
kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what
they are supposed to do anyway.
- Harry S. Truman

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
- Lewis Black

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get
tired of doing the hard work you already did.
- Newt Gingrich

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
- Milton Friedman

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
- Khalil Gibran

The secret of getting things done is to act!
- Dante Alighieri

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss,
in the Republican Party he is a leader.
- Harry S. Truman

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
- George Will

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
- Charles de Gaulle

The beef industry has contributed to more American
deaths than all the wars of this century,
all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined.
- Neal Barnard

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
- Albert Pike

We didn't actually overspend our budget.
The health Commission allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
- Frank Howard Clark

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution...
revolution is but thought carried into action.
- Emma Goldman

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate.
Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
- Bill Vaughan

It is difficult to discern a serious threat to religious
liberty from a room of silent,
thoughtful schoolchildren.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

A healthy democracy requires a decent society;
it requires that we are honorable,
generous, tolerant and respectful.
- Charles W. Pickering

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Caskie Stinnett

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically,
by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
- Gore Vidal


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