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Funny Outdoors Quotes
Funny Quotes about Outdoors

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I see humanity now as one vast plant,
needing for its highest fulfillment only love,
the natural blessings of the great outdoors,
and intelligent crossing and selection.
- Luther Burbank

It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth,
and if we can teach our children to honor nature's gifts,
the joys and beauties of the outdoors will be here forever.
- Jimmy Carter

Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have
a goal or deadline or reason to work out.
I feel better when I get to exercise,
or when I'm outdoors.
I like to hike, swim and run, and I love to play soccer.
- Viggo Mortensen

Oppression does not make for hearts as big as all outdoors.
Oppression makes us big and small.
Expressive and silenced.
Deep and dead.
- Cherrie Moraga


 

Marry an outdoors woman.
Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night,
she can still survive.
- W. C. Fields

I'm an introvert...
I love being by myself, love being outdoors,
love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees,
flowers, the sky.
- Audrey Hepburn

But I love to be outdoors.
I prefer being outdoors to, you know,
being inside.
- Keith Carradine


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I hate the outdoors.
To me the outdoors is where the car is.
- Will Durst

In the photographs themselves there's a definite contrast
between the figures and the location -
I like that kind of California backyard look;
clapboard houses,
staircases outdoors.
- Helmut Newton

I enjoyed growing up part of my life in Virginia Beach.
We had the ocean and the beach and a beautiful landscape.
We were outdoors all the time and we played outside.
- Mark Ruffalo

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it
possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
- Bill Vaughan

I've always been a very outdoors sort of girl.
I'm more a tomboy than a girly girl.
- Yvonne Strahovski

We used to play a lot outdoors, not in leagues,
but just in our spare time.
- Steve Yzerman

I like the outdoors and the natural world.
Environmental issues.
- Mackenzie Crook

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.
- Frank Butler

Maybe now that we have the same sponsor in Remington
we can spend some time together outdoors.
- Dale Earnhardt

I need to go outside.
I wouldn't say I'm an outdoors person,
but I like to go outside.
- Edie Brickell

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
- Norman Cousins

I have composed several pieces which are performed outdoors,
not only in the auditoria.
- Karlheinz Stockhausen

We're playing all these weird festivals,
usually outdoors.
- Thurston Moore

Obvious enough that generalities work to protect the
mind from the great outdoors;
is it possible that this was in fact their first purpose?
- Howard Nemerov

Way of life in Australia focuses more on the outdoors.
- Thomas Muster

Brass bands are all very well in their place -
outdoors and several miles away.
- Thomas Beecham

Growing up in northern California has had a big influence
on my love and respect for the outdoors.
When I lived in Oakland, we would think nothing of
driving to Half Moon Bay and Santa Cruz one day and
then driving to the foothills of the Sierras the next day.
- Tom Hanks

It's very warm there, so we were outdoors all the time.
The local people had programs for us year-round,
where as kids we had the opportunity to play football,
basketball, baseball, track and field -
we just went from one sport to the next,
year-round.
- Rafer Johnson

The outdoors, the beautiful environment,
both in fresh and salt water.
And the thing that concerns me is the amount of kids
that stand on street corners,
or go into pinball parlours, and call it recreation.
- Rex Hunt

Another thing I like to do is sit back and take in nature.
To look at the birds, listen to their singing,
go hiking, camping and jogging and running,
walking along the beach, playing games and sometimes
being alone with the great outdoors.
It's very special to me.
- Larry Wilcox

My father being an outdoors person, he used to take
us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there,
introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants.
- Jim Fowler

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Dave Barry

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised
to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
- Westbrook Pegler

Among the great glories of the MGM lot were the vast
outdoor sets that had been constructed over the years.
- Joseph Barbera

Andy Paley got us a show opening for his band at an
outdoor show at Simmon's College,
on a Friday.
- Jonathan Richman

It is born to every Western girl to like outdoor life
and to do all kinds of wild,
daring things.
- Pearl White

I'm really an outdoorsy girl.
People think I can't go anywhere without getting all primped up,
but I love to go camping, and I'm totally fine with
not doing my hair or makeup,
not taking a shower and just hiking.
- Vanessa Hudgens

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a
man is when he is a baby.
- Natalie Wood

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- George Carlin

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

The food at this place is really terrible ...
and such small portions.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day.
I think the Church would suit me better.
- Winston Churchill

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves
to recognize how good things really are.
- Marianne Williamson

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

NO ONE is really different;
each of us is actually a member of the human race.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous,
there's really nothing to lose.
- Jewel

I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz

In a separation it is the one
who is not really in love
who says the more tender things.
- Marcel Proust

One thing I know: the only ones among you
who will be really happy are those
who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

Man falls from the pursuit of the ideal
of plain living and high thinking
the moment he wants to multiply his daily wants.
Man's happiness really lies in contentment.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
- Socrates

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings

All this talk about equality.
The only thing people really have in common is that
they are all going to die.
- Bob Dylan

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
- Linus Torvalds

The really great secret - Happiness is free.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous;
there's really nothing to lose.
There's no wrong you can't make right again,
so be kinder to yourself;
have fun, take chances. There are no bounds.
- Jewel

Most of the images of reality on which we base our
actions are really based on vicarious experience.
- Albert Bandura

Forgiveness is really a gift to yourself -
have the compassion to forgive others,
and the courage to forgive yourself.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.
- Phil Collins

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true
were really true, there would be little hope of advance.
- Orville Wright

Intelligence is really a kind of taste:
taste in ideas.
- Susan Sontag

Decorate your home.
It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
- Charles M. Schulz

A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus

If you really want to make a friend,
go to someone's house and eat with him...
the people who give you their food give you their heart.
- Cesar Chavez


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