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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein

One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High
and you ... blink and you're 40,
you blink again and you can see movies
at half price on a senior citizen's pass.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately,
ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde


 

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to Dance in the Rain.
- Vivian Greene

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

This too, shall pass.
- Bible


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There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere,
and many of us will have to pass
through the valley of the shadow of death
again and again before we reach
the mountaintop of our desires.
- Nelson Mandela

Dreams pass into the reality of action.
From the actions stems the dream again;
and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
- Anais Nin

The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent
will not pass until there is
an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Time brings all things to pass.
- Aeschylus

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled,
my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school,
my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
- Shirley Jones

Congress will pass a law restricting public comment
on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum
of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.
- Andy Grove

The world turns aside to let any man pass
who knows where he is going.
- Epictetus

Doubt is the vestibule which we all must pass through
before we can enter the temple of truth.
- Osho

What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman
in the midst of this world,
where each person is clinging to his piece of debris?
What's the proper salutation between people
as they pass each other in this flood?
- The Buddha

Wonder what opportunities you pass, unwittingly,
because your hands are so busy clasping
what you think you have always known.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over
which he must pass himself;
for every man has need to be forgiven.
- Thomas Fuller

Do not seek to bring things to pass
in accordance with your wishes,
but wish for them as they are,
and you will find them.
- Epictetus

Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world
must first come to pass in the heart of America.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A thing of beauty is a joy forever:
its loveliness increases;
it will never pass into nothingness.
- John Keats

We cling to our own point of view,
as though everything depended on it.
Yet our opinions have no permanence;
like autumn and winter, they gradually pass away.
- Zhuangzi

Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
- Sandra Bullock

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning;
for I still live,
as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
- Quintus Ennius

My path has not been determined.
I shall have more experiences and pass many more milestones.
- Agnetha Faltskog

There's nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family,
a smile as I pass someone on the street.
- Willie Stargell

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass
and the little ones get caught.
- Honore de Balzac

Look closely... See with new eyes...
Don't just pass by what is familiar without a thought.
Pay attention and look closely.
There is beauty - there is discovery -
there in a whole new world hiding
beneath the face of the familiar.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort,
should, when young, consider that he may one day become old,
and remember when he is old, that he has once been young.
- Joseph Addison

It is absolutely imperative that we protect,
preserve and pass on this genetic heritage for man
and every other living thing in as good a condition as we received it.
- David R. Brower

Animals are such agreeable friends -
they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
- George Eliot

Old friends pass away, new friends appear.
It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives.
The important thing is to make it meaningful:
a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

People travel to wonder at the height of mountains,
at the huge waves of the sea,
at the long courses of rivers,
at the vast compass of the ocean,
at the circular motion of the stars;
and they pass by themselves without wondering.
- St. Augustine

I expect to pass through this world but once.
Any good therefore that I can do,
or any kindness that I can show to my fellow-creature,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer or neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again.
- William Penn

A great gift requires two people,
the giver and the receiver.
Think of a football pass -
skillfully catching the pass, the gift,
is fully as important, and difficult, as throwing it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Very few people possess true artistic ability.
It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate
the situation by making an effort.
If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint,
simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
- Fran Lebowitz

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show
by what road it will pass to destruction,
to wit: by consolidation of power first,
and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
- Thomas Jefferson

And what 's impossible can't be, And never,
never comes to pass.
- George Colman

We didn't pass any constitutional amendments that affected
the executive branch while I was governor.
- John Engler

Modesty and unselfishness - these are the virtues which men praise -
and pass by.
- Andre Maurois

Men who pass most comfortably through this world are
those who possess good digestions and hard hearts.
- Harriet Martineau

Things are coming to a pretty pass when religion is
allowed to invade private life.
- Lord Melbourne

You can't drink on an eight hour flight,
pass out, and then go onstage...
well you can, but then you're Spandau Ballet.
- Robert Smith

The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Theories pass.
The frog remains.
- Jean Rostand

Better pass boldly into that other world,
in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age.
- James Joyce

Right now, I'm following the Buddhist principle:
Smile as abuse is hurled your way and this too shall pass.
- Aishwarya Rai

I think we need to look for any opening we can to avoid
a war and we shouldn't pass up any opportunity for resolution.
- Dennis Kucinich

Conscience allows us to do two things:
Pass judgment on ourselves;
approve or condemn our own conduct.
- Edwin Louis Cole

The hate of men will pass, and dictators die,
and the power they took from the people will return to the people.
And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.
- Charlie Chaplin

I came together with younger musicians and tried to
pass on my own experiences.
In the process, I always tried to maintain my curiosity and spontaneity.
- Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau

Unfortunately a Constitutional amendment that would
have empowered Congress to make desecration of the
United States flag illegal failed to pass by one vote.
- Kenny Marchant

I would love to have children, yes.
Maybe even adopt them.
I'm not sure that I should pass on my genes.
- Linda Fiorentino

We pass now quickly from each other's sight;
but I know full well that where beyond these passing scenes you shall be,
there will be Heaven.
- Joshua Chamberlain

I wanted all my visits to be official.
When I sent the pass back with a note,
I had no idea it would antagonize the president.
I found out years later that it did.
- Louis Freeh

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college
students drink until they pass out at least once a month.
The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
- Craig Kilborn

Philosophical theories or ideas, as points of view,
instruments of criticism, may help us to gather up
what might otherwise pass unregarded by us.
- Walter Pater

Should those whose actions lead to the death or injury
of a child get a free pass?
- Frank Lautenberg

Positive thinking is the key to success in business,
education, pro football, anything that you can mention.
I go out there thinking that I'm going to complete every pass.
- Ron Jaworski

There's an old saying, this too shall pass,
and change is good.
- Joe Lando

I think that everyone should be able to dribble.
Everyone should be able to pass.
Otherwise, why are you out there?
- Oscar Robertson

He took me under his wing when I first came to the
Rams and taught me everything -
his technique in the pass rush,
how to play off blockers, and how to make the big play.
- Jack Youngblood

By allowing the positive ions to pass through an electric
field and thus giving them a certain velocity,
it is possible to distinguish them from the neutral,
stationary atoms.
- Johannes Stark

One of the marks of a truly vigorous society is the
ability to dispense with passion as a midwife of action -
the ability to pass directly from thought to action.
- Eric Hoffer

I cannot let this opportunity pass without placing
on record how much I have enjoyed my cricket with Kent.
- Frank Woolley

It's important to score some goals and make the decisive pass for my club.
- Robert Laurent

It is more likely that more than a century will pass
before we know the structure of the chemical atoms
as thoroughly as we do our solar system.
- Johannes Stark

We have been frustrated that there are a number of
incumbents in Maryland offices who have been in office
for years and years and show no movement or desire to pass the torch.
- John Mahoney

You sound like a man with a vision.
Care to pass that bong over this way?
- Paul Vixie

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone,
they'd never marry.
- O. Henry


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