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Funny Peace Quotes
Funny Quotes about Peace

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One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten
that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa PHOTO

Let there be peace on earth.
And let it begin with me.
- Jill Jackson Miller PHOTO

We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter


 

Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The life of inner peace,
being harmonious and without stress,
is the easiest type of existence.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Parents are not interested in justice,
they're interested in peace and quiet.
- Bill Cosby


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Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
- Abraham Lincoln

If everyone demanded peace
instead of another television set,
then there'd be peace.
- John Lennon

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful.
- Friedrich Schiller

The forces that are driving mankind toward unity and
peace are deep-seated and powerful.
They are material and natural, as well as moral and intellectual.
- Arthur Henderson

The business of peace requires more than showing up with paint brushes,
foodstuffs and an oil pipeline or two.
- Tony Snow

Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing,
peace is the measure.
- Phyllis McGinley

A people free to choose will always choose peace.
- Ronald Reagan

Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek,
but a means by which we arrive at that goal.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

Grant That I May Radiate Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Joy, and Thy Peace,
to All Those Around Me
and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The quest for peace begins in the home,
in the school and in the workplace.
- Silvia Cartwright

One does not need buildings, money, power,
or status to practice the Art of Peace.
Heaven is right where you are standing,
and that is the place to train.
- Morihei Ueshiba

Know the power and the peace of saying,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion,
than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace.
- Andre Gide

Peace is the first thing the angels sang.
- John Keble

When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim

You don't have to have fought in a war to love peace.
- Geraldine Ferraro

I believe in the religion of Islam.
I believe in Allah and peace.
- Muhammad Ali

While you are proclaiming peace with your lips,
be careful to have it even more fully in your heart.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must
be taken one step at a time.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

You cannot find peace by avoiding life.
- Virginia Woolf

We want to take good tidings home to our people,
that they may sleep in peace.
- Black Kettle

If in our daily life we can smile,
if we can be peaceful and happy,
not only we, but everyone will profit from it.
This is the most basic kind of peace work.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

All we are saying is give peace a chance.
- John Lennon

We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn to be calm and you will always be happy.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations;
entangling alliances with none.
- Thomas Jefferson

The hope of a secure and livable world
lies with disciplined nonconformists
who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I don't know whether war is an interlude during peace,
or peace an interlude during war.
- Georges Clemenceau

If you want to make peace with your enemy,
you have to work with your enemy.
Then he becomes your partner.
- Nelson Mandela

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks
that precede cannon shots.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Every goal, every action, every thought,
every feeling one experiences, whether it be consciously or unconsciously known,
is an attempt to increase one's level of peace of mind.
- Sydney Madwed

If anyone is unhappy, remember that
his unhappiness is his own fault...
Nothing else is the cause of anxiety or loss of tranquility
except our own opinion.
- Epictetus

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
- Maria Schell

When I see Spirit in everything, Peace is at hand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands.
Lasting peace comes not from force.
- David Borenstein

We can never obtain peace in the outer world
until we make peace with ourselves.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Peace begins with me.
- Anonymous

A peace is of the nature of a conquest;
for then both parties nobly are subdued,
and neither party loser.
- William Shakespeare

We make war that we may live in peace.
- Aristotle

I Dream This Day of Wondrous Things,
of Peace and Hope and Pride.
I Dance My Dance with Life Today,
I'm Filled with Love Inside.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Peace hath higher tests of manhood, than battle ever knew.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

I happen to dig being able to use whatever mystique
I have to further the idea of peace.
- Garrett Morris

It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
- Thomas Fuller

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What can you do to promote world peace?
Go home and love your family.
- Mother Teresa

The key to happiness is inner peace.
The greatest obstacles to inner peace are disturbing emotions
such as anger, attachment, fear and suspicion,
while love and compassion and a sense of universal responsibility
are the sources of peace and happiness.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Each and every human being on Earth
has both the responsibility and the privilege
of viewing themselves as Divine beings
with the power to bring about peace.
- James Twyman

I can promise you that women working together -
linked,
informed and educated - can bring peace and prosperity to this forsaken planet.
- Isabel Allende

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.
- William Hazlitt

People always make war when they say they love peace.
- David Herbert Lawrence

Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it,
as we are for war.
- John Andrew Holmes

I think it's naive to pray for world peace if we're
not going to change the form in which we live.
- Godfrey Reggio

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue,
a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence,
confidence, justice.
- Baruch Spinoza

Let me bring peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To live a creative life
we must lose our fear of being wrong.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce

It has become impossible to give up the enterprise
of disarmament without abandoning the whole great adventure
of building up a collective peace system.
- Arthur Henderson

Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves.
- Swami Sivananda

For behind all imperialism is ultimately the imperialistic individual,
just as behind all peace is ultimately the peaceful individual.
- Irving Babbitt

The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart.
The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace.
- Carlos Santana


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