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Funny Use Quotes
Funny Quotes about Use

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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz PHOTO

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns


 

There is no use whatsoever trying to help
people who do not help themselves.
You cannot push anyone up a ladder
unless he is willing to climb himself.
- Andrew Carnegie

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
- Lewis Carroll

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde


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What would be the use of immortality to a person
who cannot use well a half an hour.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The civilized man has built a coach,
but has lost the use of his feet.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

Use the power of your word
in the direction of truth and love.
- don Miguel Ruiz

"Worry" is a word that I don't allow myself to use.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
- M. C. Escher

The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination
to see how much he can give for a dollar,
instead of how little he can give for a dollar,
is bound to succeed.
- Henry Ford

The Romans were not inventors of the supporting arch,
but its extended use in vaults and intersecting barrel
shapes and domes is theirs.
- Harry Seidler

Don't fight forces, use them.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

The one phrase you can use is that success has a thousand fathers,
and failure is an orphan.
- Alan Price

One may know how to gain a victory, and know not how to use it.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Politics are very much like war.
We may even have to use poison gas at times.
- Winston Churchill

Wisdom is the power to put our time and our knowledge to the proper use.
- Thomas J. Watson

I not only use all the brains that I have,
but all that I can borrow.
- Woodrow Wilson

INTENT:
We hold the power to make things happen
through our intent -
to the extent that we use our intention
with compassion and without ego.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
- Auguste Rodin

Treat your password like your toothbrush.
Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
- Clifford Stoll

I am an optimist.
It does not seem too much use being anything else.
- Winston Churchill

We must use time creatively.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What's the use of a fine house if you haven't got
a tolerable planet to put it on?
- Henry David Thoreau

Use what language you will,
you can never say anything but what you are.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money,
when what they don't know is how to use it.
- Frank Howard Clark

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,
that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
- Thomas Jefferson

They claim this mother of ours, the Earth,
for their own use, and fence their neighbors away from her,
and deface her with their buildings and their refuse.
- Sitting Bull

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
- David Friedman

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who
make a living from the land and for those of us who
use them for recreational purposes.
- Cathy McMorris

Education is the most powerful weapon
which you can use to change the world.
- Nelson Mandela

It is no use walking anywhere to preach
unless our walking is our preaching.
- St. Francis of Assisi

The Science of Mind is intensely practical
because it teaches us how to use
the Mind Principle for definite purposes,
such as helping those who are sick, impoverished, or unhappy.
- Ernest Holmes

Fear has its use but cowardice has none.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Use plants to bring life.
- Douglas Wilson

I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their
money than the government ever could.
- Kay Bailey Hutchison

Understand that the right to
choose your own path
is a sacred privilege.
Use it.
Dwell in possibility.
- Oprah Winfrey

Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil.
Capital in some form or other will always be needed.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

All the energy of the universe is mine
to use as spirit directs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Use what talents you possess.
The woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there,
except those that sang best.
- Henry Van Dyke

The road to freedom lies not through
mysteries or occult performances,
but through the intelligent use
of natural forces and laws.
- Ernest Holmes

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
- Eugene Jarvis

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and
I told him of course he could,
so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
- Eric Morecambe

Hide not your talents,
they for use were made.
What's a sundial in the shade?
- Benjamin Franklin

In all my ways of seeing - may I use new glasses,
a telescope and a microscope.
And may I always allow myself to see a circumstance
through the tender hearts of my friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Men have a respect for scholarship and learning
greatly out of proportion to the use they commonly serve.
- Henry David Thoreau

I deplore the need or the use of troops anywhere
to get American citizens to obey
the orders of constituted courts.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is not enough to have a good mind,
the main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes

If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray

It is no use saying, "We are doing our best."
You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
- Winston Churchill

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer.
I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.
- Christopher Plummer

We must use time wisely and forever realize
that the time is always ripe to do right.
- Nelson Mandela

I happen to dig being able to use whatever mystique
I have to further the idea of peace.
- Garrett Morris

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
- Dee Brown

What is the use of physicians like myself trying to
help parents to bring up children healthy and happy,
to have them killed in such numbers for a cause that is ignoble?
- Benjamin Spock

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
- William James

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents.
- John W. Gardner

There is a power for good in the universe
greater than you are and you can use it.
- Ernest Holmes

My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship.
Yes, baby.
- Star Jones

Make the best use of what is in your power,
and take the rest as it happens.
- Epictetus

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense.
I just use the money for the poor.
I can't stop to count it.
- Evita Peron

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
- William Penn

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
- Thomas Jefferson

Is the system going to flatten you out
and deny you your humanity,
or are you going to be able to make use of the system
to the attainment of human purposes?
- Joseph Campbell


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