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Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

Procrastination is like a credit card:
it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
- Christopher Parker

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
- Erica Jong


 

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- Katharine Hepburn

It's work only if I say it's work,
but it's play if I say it's fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun.
When that happens I tell myself just to go out and
play as I did when I was a kid.
- Thomas J. Watson

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it.
- Alan Thicke

We see Life through the fun-house mirrors of our point-of-view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm a fun father, but not a good father.
The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

Can you imagine young people nowadays making a study
of trigonometry for the fun of it? Well I did.
- Clyde Tombaugh

I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

As a rock star, I have two instincts,
I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs,
I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun.
- Picabo Street

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

The family teaches us about the importance of knowledge,
education, hard work and effort.
It teaches us about enjoying ourselves,
having fun, keeping fit and healthy.
- Kamisese Mara

People rarely succeed unless they
have fun in what they are doing.
- Dale Carnegie

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous;
there's really nothing to lose.
There's no wrong you can't make right again,
so be kinder to yourself;
have fun, take chances. There are no bounds.
- Jewel

I do like to shock and surprise people.
When it's all in good fun, of course.
- Ruth Warrick

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
- Sam Waterston

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything...
like stray cats and squirrels.
- Eric Roberts

Find fitness with fun dancing.
It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.
- Paula Abdul

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men
whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and,
sometimes, very painful.
- Regis Philbin

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Dave Barry

To love what you do and feel that it matters,
how on earth could anything be more fun.
- Katherine Graham

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney

Food should be fun.
- Thomas Keller

I love food and I love everything involved with food.
I love the fun of it.
I love restaurants.
I love cooking, although I don't cook very much.
I love kitchens.
- Alma Guillermoprieto

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology.
The fog of information can drive out knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Become more and more innocent,
less knowledgeable and more childlike.
Take life as fun -
because that's precisely what it is!
- Osho

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you
don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
- Flip Wilson

Just play.
Have fun.
Enjoy the game.
- Michael Jordan

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays.
The special effects people will put a little explosive
in the cake so it blows up in their face -
that's always fun to play on a guest star,
or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
- Catherine Bell

Remember that "concern" is about the time, energy, and emotion
that we direct toward worrying about something or someone -
not whether we are for that something or against it.
However, nothing that we do for fun is ever a "concern."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Beauty is only skin deep.
If you go after someone just because she's beautiful
but don't have anything to talk about,
it's going to get boring fast.
You want to look beyond the surface and see if you
can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.
- Amanda Peet

At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a
baby because I felt myself to be an adult,
but my mum forbid it.
Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have
fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
- Milla Jovovich

Acting is fun for me and it doesn't really matter how,
whether it's hard work or easy work,
it's always fun.
- Tommy Lee Jones

I like that totally mixed up kind of eclectic group
of personal props and bits of costume and I think the
fun of doing that is where I was very lucky with Doctor Who.
- Lalla Ward

I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.
- Cameron Diaz

It could be fun to sing with Prince or Michael Jackson.
Justin Timberlake has an amazing new sound now.
- Taryn Manning

I wish I was having as much fun as the press reports said I had.
- Sheryl Crow

I haven't done a lot of action movies,
so it's kind of fun to get to do a lot of stunt work.
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar

The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light,
but let's talk about that in a few months.
- Justin Long

My role 14 years ago in Richard III -
that was the first time I played a bad guy and learned a lot about it -
they have all the fun!
- Denzel Washington

Being a starving company isn't fun for anyone.
Most that go away need to go away...
but certainly not all.
- Mike Wilson

It's fun to do a comedy and hook people in and then
hoodwink them into watching a serious movie.
I like to lead in with the comedy and then hit them
over the head with a drama.
- Reese Witherspoon

The British have slang words, as we do,
but it was fun.
- Dennis Farina

It's fun to be there with the guys, to practice with them,
arrange the balls, do this, do that,
but when you play you can get some of this nervousness out of your system.
- Goran Ivanisevic

Here I was into astronomy, and here into anthropology,
and there I go into geology.
It was much more fun to be able to research and write
about whatever I wanted to.
- Octavia Butler

Shanks and I tend to have a lot of fun.
And, oh, any of The Simpsons' episodes are my favorites too.
- Richard Dean Anderson

When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball
over the plate anytime you want,
it's fun.
- Randy Johnson

But you know, I always said that no one else on my block was on the radio,
and it was fun.
- Ed Bradley

There is the fear, common to all English-only speakers,
that the chief purpose of foreign languages is to make fun of us.
Otherwise, you know, why not just come out and say it?
- Barbara Ehrenreich

Our people are excited about building solutions,
and it's rewarding to see how much fun Netscape employees
have doing something they think is relevant and important.
- Jim Barksdale

You can have fun, but you also have to put on your thinking cap every day.
- Tommy Shaw

I had more fun making Traffic than either of the Ocean's films.
- Steven Soderbergh

I'm not just gonna go after the black Jesse Jackson
they all want to make fun of,
but I know the wrong people are gonna laugh at that.
I don't want to play to that crowd.
I don't.
- Chris Matthews

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams -
financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.
- Phil Hartman

Starship Troopers was great.
It was great fun to work on something with blue screens
and big budget special effects.
Denise Richards was nice to look at too,
of course.
- Neil Patrick Harris

The easy answer is that writing novels is a lot more fun than practicing law.
- Jeffery Deaver

I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty,
like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having,
we'd all get thrown out, you know.
- Melissa George

To me, theater is the mecca; if you really love to act,
that's where it's the most fun, by a long shot.
- Scott Caan

Work for the fun of it, and the money will arrive some day.
- Ronnie Milsap

It's just so much fun to make up characters,
situations, and everything else about a story.
I have so much freedom and flexibility to do whatever I want.
- Margaret Haddix


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