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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

I grew up in a very religious family.
I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five.
- Akhmad Kadyrov

He wasn't sure exactly which day, but what's noteworthy
about that is that is also before Valerie Plame is
first identified in the Robert Novak piece that ran on Monday,
July 14.
- Michael Isikoff

I found that part of it towards San Salvador extending
from north to south five leagues,
and the other side which we coasted along,
ran from east to west more than ten leagues.
- Christopher Columbus


 

In 1990 we ran across Europe through 13 countries and covering 7,130 miles.
- Dennis Banks

I ran into Isosceles.
He had a great idea for a new triangle!
- Woody Allen

I think that people ran out of oxygen and don't really
know what happened up there,
maybe some of them just made things up because they
weren't sure what had happened.
- Anatoli Boukreev


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I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows

If he'd just crowded me down to the side of the asphalt,
I'd have been OK.
But when he ran me completely off the racetrack,
I lost it.
- Cale Yarborough

Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is.
I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns.
- Tab Hunter

They almost ran me off the road several times.
There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.
- Loni Anderson

I never ran my train off the track, and I never lost a passenger.
- Harriet Tubman

I ran into Ellen at a photo shoot.
She took my breath away.
That had never happened to me in my life.
- Portia de Rossi

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars,
just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams

Well I was always a hustler...
I ran numbers; I wasn't a stick up kid,
but I was a fence for them.
I used to sell weed; and was kicked out of Music and Art for that.
- Kurtis Blow

That was real baseball.
We weren't playing for money.
They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.
- Bill Lee

We experienced similiar fears in the 1880s,
at the end of World War I and II.
And we ran out in the 1970s.
- Daniel Yergin

I was planning to be a baseball player until I ran
into something called a curveball.
And that set me back.
- Ben Chandler

I've always wanted to be my own person and stand by
the things I believe in and I thought I might lose
that independence if I ran for political office.
- Samuel Dash

We ran three cars last year.
Unfortunately, as time went on, we did have to let a few people go,
which we regretted, but just because of the situation.
- Bobby Rahal

I ran for Congress, just once.
- Shirley Temple

Carrot Top...
I gave him advice once and he ran with it.
He should thank me.
- Rip Taylor

Not for models.
SuicideGirls is a mystery to me because I thought only women ran the site.
- Richard Kern

He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter
and gushed where he should have dammed.
- T. E. Kalem

Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
- Wolcott Gibbs

I ran track, and basically played every sport.
- Leigh Steinberg

I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away.
I hadn't had a job for seven months,
and it just came over me that I was never going to work again.
It hit me.
- Denis Johnson

I'd come out of the army after five years as a medic.
I was a medical administrator and we ran hospitals,
and I was a Captain in the army at the end,
in 1945.
- Eli Wallach

We changed our image.
At least when we ran out on the field or broke the huddle,
we would look like winners.
- Hayden Fry

My slogan when I ran was that there is no such thing as government money,
there is only taxpayer's money, and that cut pretty deep.
- William Weld

I was the conductor of the Underground Railroad for eight years,
and I can say what most conductors can't say;
I never ran my train off the track and I never lost a passenger.
- Harriet Tubman

Well, the first time I ran into the term religion,
people were asking whether you had any.
You know, some people had religion and some people didn't have religion.
- Bernice Johnson Reagon

A couple of years ago I ran in the LA Marathon.
- Joan Van Ark

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children,
who are all Aquarians.
Instead, we got married.
I ran out of excuses.
It was just us and my children.
- Diane von Furstenberg

The 6th of August in the morning we saw an opening
in the land and we ran into it,
and anchored in 7 and a half fathom water,
2 miles from the shore, clean sand.
- William Dampier

I did everything.
I ran my life exactly as I wanted to,
all the time.
I never listened to anybody.
I'm pig-headed.
- Michael Caine

I always felt free when I ran.
I suppose that's what was good about it.
- Betty Cuthbert

I ran spotlight.
Swept up.
Did box office.
Ran the lighting board.
But acting was the most fun.
- Tim Robbins

I think I ran so hard and so fast, in a lot of ways,
from my life and I kind of took a fall.
It was like - what do they call it? -
post-traumatic stress syndrome.
- Rose McGowan

When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person.
I practically ran the jail.
I had more freedom than the police.
- Flavor Flav

In 1893 I founded a chemical company which I ran until 1899.
- Leo Baekeland

Of course, in our grade school, in those days,
there were no organized sports at all.
We just went out and ran around the school yard for recess.
- Alan Shepard

Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling.
Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy.
- Gloria Swanson

I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown.
He played lacrosse, basketball and ran track at Syracuse.
He played professional football for the Browns.
- Will McDonough

Mr. President, the buzz saw that your healthcare bill
ran into wasn't lobbyists and special interests it
was tens of millions of American's who were saying,
'Stop!'
- John Boehner

A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder,
ran across the street, put me in his car,
and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
- Rachel Bilson

I left Guiding Light so many times, they ran out of champagne.
- Michael Zaslow

I was always surrounded by expectation from the very
first race I ran as a 5-year-old.
- Cathy Freeman

But our waking life, and our growing years,
were for the most part spent in the kitchen,
and until we married, or ran away, it was the common room we shared.
- Laurie Lee

I am not immortal.
Faustus and I are the also-ran.
- Anne Sexton

I ran around with the other youngsters,
hunting, fishing and raising tadpoles and all the rest.
- DeForest Kelley

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when
the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright

I ran into Neal Patrick Harris recently.
We were in something called The Purple People Eater.
He was maybe 10, but he still remembered it as the
worst experience of his life!
- Peggy Lipton

And so I was doing that and starving and somebody said
you should model and I ran when they told me how much
money you could make and I did a television commercial the first job.
- Sela Ward

I ran into Ku Klux Klan and the threat of hurricanes,
and those two things made me decide not to build on the Alabama coast,
so we came back to Memphis.
- Shelby Foote

I've been a strong financial and political supporter of,
first, President Bush Sr. when he was running for president,
and even when he ran for president a time or two and failed.
- Kenneth Lay

I didn't run off with the secretary.
It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then
ran off with a secretary,
neither of which happened.
- Randall Terry

Well, I know I worked for Governor Rockefeller the
last time he ran for his fourth term,
and I obviously ran against Governor Cuomo the time
he ran for his fourth term.
- George Pataki

We have lived through the flood time of fascism and
of the nazism which ran its meteoric course at a cost
to mankind in suffering and waste beyond all computation.
- Emily Greene Balch

You ran away and left us to do the job that you could not do.
- Nguyen Van Thieu

He was afflicted by the thought that where Beauty was,
nothing ever ran quite straight, which no doubt,
was why so many people looked on it as immoral.
- John Galsworthy

I had some eyeglasses.
I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter.
If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
- Mort Sahl

Life magazine ran a page featuring me and three other
girls that was clearly the precursor of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues.
- Esther Williams

I used to think that it didn't make any difference
how far you ran if you had a good,
strong musculoskeletal system and no underlying cardiovascular problems.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

Four years ago in speaking of a Jewish nation one ran
the risk of being regarded ridiculous.
Today he makes himself ridiculous who denies the existence of a Jewish nation.
- Theodor Herzl

When the BBC decided to bring Doctor Who back as a
feature film a few years ago,
one national newspaper ran a poll to ask its readers
who should be the new Doctor,
and I topped it.
- Simon Callow

But I knew if I ran I'd never be able to sing,
so I had to take my punishment.
- Aaron Neville

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease.
If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.
- Cynthia Payne

I knew we were going to marry someday,
but I was absolutely surprised when he actually proposed.
And surprised he had bought a ring.
I ran around the yard screaming.
- Jennifer Garner

When I was young, I was too slow.
I thought I must learn to run fast by practicing to run fast,
so I ran 100 meters fast 20 times.
Then I came back, slow, slow, slow.
- Emil Zatopek


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