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Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms
of a woman without also falling into her hands.
- Jerry Lewis

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon


 

God Loves an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
So does Your Mother.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons
out of the hands of fools.
Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


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Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Often the hands will solve a mystery
that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
- Carl Jung

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty;
it is its own reward.
Everything else is in God's hands.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths,
but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
- Anne Frank

As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands.
One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
- Audrey Hepburn

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt,
head in the sun, heart with nature.
To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body,
but the soul.
- Alfred Austin

When I work, and in my art, I hold hands with God.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

Wonder what opportunities you pass, unwittingly,
because your hands are so busy clasping
what you think you have always known.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

All perception of truth
is the detection of an analogy;
we reason from our hands to our head.
- Henry David Thoreau

Approach life with an Open Mind,
Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The final forming of a person's character
lies in their own hands.
- Anne Frank

We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.
- Jimmy Breslin

Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be,
at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Reality is what you believe it to be.
It's what you put your thought and energy into,
because your hands physically manifest thought.
So your world becomes what you feel and what you think.
- Jewel

Government "help" to business is just as disastrous
as government persecution...
the only way a government can be of service to national
prosperity is by keeping its hands off.
- Ayn Rand

Many hands make light work.
- Proverb

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Golda Meir

The WAY is Not The Way for You,
Unless You Come With an Open Mind,
Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I come to life with an Open Mind,
Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Child-rearing is my main interest now.
I'm a hands-on father.
- Sean Penn

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands.
Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
- Abigail Adams

I come with an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands.
Lasting peace comes not from force.
- David Borenstein

To see the world in a grain of sand,
and to see heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hands,
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
- Michelangelo

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands.
That's probably why they get along so well.
- Jonathan Carroll

Whenever men take the law into their own hands,
the loser is the law.
And when the law loses, freedom languishes.
- Robert Kennedy

Show me your hands.
Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet.
Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart.
Have you left a place for divine love?
- Fulton J. Sheen

How true Daddy's words were when he said:
all children must look after their own upbringing.
Parents can only give good advice
or put them on the right paths,
but the final forming of a person's character
lies in their own hands.
- Anne Frank

I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother,
for the homeland is our earthly mother.
I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in
this sublime and difficult moment.
- Pope John Paul II

There is no evil and there are
no evil forces in the world.
There are only people of awareness,
and there are people who are fast asleep -
and sleep has no force.
The whole energy is in the hands of the awakened people.
And one awakened person can awaken the whole world.
One lighted candle can make millions of candles lighted
without losing it's light.
- Osho

The government, which was designed for the people,
has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers,
the special interests.
An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.
- Woodrow Wilson

We should so provide for old age that it may have no
urgent wants of this world to absorb it from meditation on the next.
It is awful to see the lean hands of dotage making a coffer of the grave.
- Pearl S. Buck

As we join hands in fellowship
around this bountiful table,
we give thanks for the blessings of this food
and the love of these friends
as a symbol of our gratitude
for all the manifold blessings of this life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

God has given us two hands, one to receive with
and the other to give with.
- Billy Graham

For sure I would be a very emotional captain.
A very hands-on captain.
- Payne Stewart

I'm fascinated by almost any mythology that I can get my hands on.
- Anne Rice

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand,
do so.
If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers,
and let them go their own way.
- Swami Vivekananda

Because there are so many shows on and because I've been so hands-on -
I've had a piece on almost every single week -
I don't know how to cut back on that.
You really can't.
- Barbara Walters

My mother wanted me off her hands.
She was a working woman.
She designed clothes, and she was a celebrity collector.
It's my mother's ambition to be a celebrity.
- Stephen Sondheim

If you believe your catcher is intelligent and you
know that he has considerable experience,
it is a good thing to leave the game almost entirely in his hands.
- Bob Feller

Giving a camera to Diane Arbus is like putting a live
grenade in the hands of a child.
- Norman Mailer

If you tie a man's hands there is nothing moral about
his not committing murder.
- Auberon Herbert

After coming into contact with a religious man I always
feel I must wash my hands.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

The man who has his millions will want everything he
can lay his hands on and then raise his voice against
the poor devil who wants ten cents more a day.
- Samuel Gompers

With these men and women who work-for the cause with all their hearts,
with cool heads and skilled hands we will master every fate.
- Gustav Krupp

The Old City of Jerusalem is in our hands.
- Moshe Dayan

The world is in your hands, now use it.
- Phil Collins

Every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
- H. L. Mencken

In his first 100 days, Mr. Obama has put the fate of
his presidency in the hands of House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.
He may come to regret that decision.
- Karl Rove

We devote our entire lives to becoming good ball players.
We take batting practice until our hands bleed.
- Willie Stargell

I'm better for it and I prefer to keep things simple
and see what sounds I can get out of my head and hands
rather than relying on a sound that someone else created.
- Andy Summers

We need not be afraid of the future,
for the future will be in our own hands.
- Thomas Dewey

Vocal study before age 20 is likely to be injurious,
though some survive it in the hands of very careful
and understanding teachers.
- Alma Gluck

The tournament slipped through my hands.
- Eddie House

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
- George Carlin

Your hands, your eyes, your voice, your thoughts are your servants.
- Loretta Young

I hate this wretched willow soul of mine,
patiently enduring, plaited or twisted by other hands.
- Karin Boye

Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing -
is the most delicious,
most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do,
bar none.
Better than sex, hands down.
- Drew Barrymore

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government,
you could end up in Utah.
- Michael O'Donoghue

I can say, hands down, 'Annapolis' is the most challenging film I've ever taken on.
- Tyrese Gibson

The hooks didn't roll out any more sevens than my hands did before them.
- Harold Russell


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