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Funny Shark Quotes
Funny Quotes about Shark

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

I am not a demon.
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
- Nicolas Cage

I don't enjoy the boo scare when you're watching a
movie and then suddenly there's a big shark on the screen.
The only thing they're doing is catching you off guard.
- Sergio Aragones

It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill...
I don't know what I was thinking.
- David Gest


 

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought.
Not a bad one, but just a little one.
- Tea Leoni

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life.
The media is a huge shark pool.
- Trisha Goddard

I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated,
namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen that,
if men ever bathe in seas where they are found,
a shark is almost sure to appear directly afterwards.
- George Grey


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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take
their shirts off during games in Chicago in January,
only more intelligent.
- Dave Barry

The studios will go wherever they smell money.
It's like sharks to the blood.
- Don Bluth

Watching Jaws just scared the living daylights out of me when I was young.
I know a lot of people my age who are still petrified
of sharks because of that film.
- Ashley Scott

There is an awful lot of what I call recreational jazz going on,
where people go out and learn a particular language
or style and become real sharks on somebody else's language.
- Steve Lacy

I believe implicitly that every young man in the world
is fascinated with either sharks or dinosaurs.
- Peter Benchley

For an actor, it's great fun to play one of these hungry white sharks.
Audiences love to hate them.
- Michael Douglas

I'm just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks.
- Don Johnson

There are no true friends in politics.
We are all sharks circling, and waiting,
for traces of blood to appear in the water.
- Alan Clark

Twenty-five years ago nobody knew much about white sharks.
- Peter Benchley

When I was starting out, young actresses had the studio system to protect them.
Now you have a host of sharks, from your agent to your
publicist to your lawyer.
- Francesca Annis

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Baseball life is a tough life on the family.
- Nolan Ryan

Tough times never last but tough people do.
- Robert H. Schuller

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
- Joseph P. Kennedy

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with,
but whether it is the same problem you had last year.
- John Foster Dulles

Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power.
Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions,
all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.
- Paul Engle

Sinatra, here's a guy who plays a tough guy in all his movies,
but was allowed to be vulnerable when he stepped up to the microphone.
- Michael Bolton

It was tough for him in that newsroom with Ted Baxter
getting all the glory and this poor guy doing all the work.
Murray worried so much he worried his hair off!
- Gavin MacLeod

My wife is my first audience.
She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her.
Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.
- Dean Koontz

I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage.
- Lynn Johnston

I was so enamored with the idea of being in show business
so everything was bright to me.
I mean, I didn't think of it as being tough and things like that.
- Billy Eckstine

Sometimes guys need to cry.
Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
- Brett Hull

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push.
A smile.
A world of optimism and hope.
A "you can do it" when things are tough.
- Richard M. DeVos

If we were really tough on crime, we'd do more to stop
it from happening in the first place.
- Carrie P. Meek

A good balance of winning and losing is important.
If you just win all the time, you won't get anything out of it;
having some tough losses can be really important.
- Andrew Shue

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart.
- Ruth Graham

And still the time, especially in the economy,
is very tough, very difficult.
It's necessary to be active still, to work,
to fight, to make our economy more competitive.
- Aleksander Kwasniewski

I really always felt that I was going to be an actress.
I had a lot of confidence in the fact that I would
do well from a very early age.
I didn't know how tough the business is.
- Susan Lucci

I'm strong, I'm tough, I still wear my eyeliner.
- Lisa Leslie

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life,
especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife,
my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.
- Paul Gascoigne

I thought it was time for a tough, smart,
likable female private investigator,
and that's how VI came to life.
- Sara Paretsky

It's been tough for me being away from the game.
- Saku Koivu

Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love,
which can be tough because that's not the way men work.
- Rachel Perry

The Houston Astrodome was kind of a tough field.
- Franco Harris

But my friends, these people in Egypt have stood by us in a tough,
tough neighborhood.
- Roger Wicker

I think that public service is tough on a family -
no ifs,
ands, buts about it.
I have my own personal wishes, but they're not always front and center.
- Maria Shriver

We have a pretty tough schedule coming up.
We have to stay strong mentally and must focus on getting better.
- Tony Parker

Be willing to be uncomfortable.
Be comfortable being uncomfortable.
It may get tough, but it's a small price to pay for living a dream.
- Peter McWilliams

It is tough to say what has influenced me the most
because I know that Mozart makes me think better,
but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!
- Mackenzie Astin

Stick with the optimists.
It's going to be tough enough even if they're right.
- James Reston

Nobody who takes on anything big and tough can afford to be modest.
- Orson Welles

Any perjury case is a tough case.
You just don't go on 'he said-she said.'
You have to find corroborating evidence.
- Victoria Toensing

For some people, their idea of getting tough is longer suspended sentences.
- Jeremy Larner

Oh man, nobody is as tough as Mr T. Ice T is pretty tough though as well.
- Ice T

I couldn't deal with playing a character who rides
motorcycles and has a leather jacket and is a tough kid,
y'know?
- Leonardo DiCaprio

You think publishing is tough but the music world is ten times tougher.
- Jeffery Deaver

It was a mixed blessing to have famous parents.
It was tough to go to auditions and be bad,
since I couldn't be anonymous.
- Ben Stiller

My light shines when things get really tough.
- Tippi Hedren

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be
infinitely easier on you.
- Zig Ziglar

Take characters that Nicholson or De Niro play:
they're not always tough.
- Tom Berenger

I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool
or like a tough guy or more interesting actor,
I'm not proud of it.
- Shia LaBeouf

I mean he's a very famous director...
they're not going to put their...
and he's very tough, he doesn't like interference at all,
so he kept them at bay.
- Ronald Harwood

Social Security must be preserved and strengthened.
But we need to be candid about the costs and willing
to make the tough choices that real reform will require.
- Lindsey Graham

Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.
- Jayne Meadows

I'm not that tough; I'm not that smart.
I need life telling me who I am, showing me my mind constantly.
I wouldn't see it in a cave.
- Richard Gere

It was always tough, but today we are in the throes
of something we have never seen in our history.
It's clear in recent times the market is looking for a bottom.
- Sumner Redstone

Growing up, I was the plain one.
I had no style.
I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
- Cameron Diaz

We may be in a tough time right now,
but when we are in a tough time is when our movement gets really strong.
- Patricia Ireland

Tough love - I'm kind of weary of that.
I don't think it's so effective.
- Marguerite Moreau

It's a tough time my friends.
We need to make sacrifices to ensure our troops have
the tools they need in order to get the job done.
This budget will help us win the War on Terror.
- Dennis Hastert

I'm tough on the outside and soft on the inside...
I'm really a shy guy.
- Milo Ventimiglia

I've got a tough act to follow.
- Scott Caan

When businesses face tough times, one of the first
items they cut is overhead expenses.
The government should do the same.
- Byron Dorgan


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