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Funny Move Quotes
Funny Quotes about Move

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A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point


 

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine.
But you have to forgive yourself.
Let go of what's bitter and move on.
- Bill Cosby

My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you
before you can move on.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

It is only through labor and painful effort,
by grim energy and resolute courage,
that we move on to better things.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Both my mother and father were very supportive of any
career move any of us wanted to make.
- James Gandolfini

Whatever happened, forgive others, forgive yourself,
move forward, live for today and tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Give me a lever long enough
and a fulcrum on which to place it,
and I shall move the world.
- Archimedes

Birth and death; we all move between these two unknowns.
- Bryant H. McGill

I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In some mysterious way woods have never seemed to me to be static things.
In physical terms, I move through them;
yet in metaphysical ones,
they seem to move through me.
- John Fowles

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
- Lao Tzu

Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
- Aristotle

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

Some people move our souls to dance.
- Flavia Weedn

March on. Do not tarry. To go forward
is to move toward perfection.
March on, and fear not the thorns,
or the sharp stones on life's path.
- Khalil Gibran

Faith can move mountains.
- Anonymous

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go.
I travel for travel's sake.
The great affair is to move.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex...
It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage
to move in the opposite direction.
- Albert Einstein

All experience is an arch wherethrough gleams that
untravelled world whose margin fades for ever and for ever when I move.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it,
move with it, and join the dance.
- Alan Watts

History is a vision of God's creation on the move.
- Arnold J. Toynbee

An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

Know that miracles are the natural way of the Universe
Your only job is to move your doubting mind out of the way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let him that would move the world first move himself.
- Socrates

I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface,
and turtles can only move forward when they stick their neck out,
but investors face risk no matter what they do.
- Charles A. Jaffe

Great buildings that move the spirit have always been rare.
In every case they are unique, poetic,
products of the heart.
- Arthur Erickson

The United States has to move very fast to even stand still.
- John F. Kennedy

The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive,
but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Life is a journey. It is not a race to test
who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.
Rather, life is best enjoyed as a meander -
watching the view to left and right - above and below -
as the days slowly move past in dress review.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is
one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle,
but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising
you're gonna deteriorate.
- Warren Cuccurullo

Move to your heart, Breathe.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply - slowly -
fill your lungs with love and gratitude -
exhale each and every trouble -
again and again - gratitude in, troubles out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Completion:
It is time for the project to be over.
You submitted the proposal, you painted your house,
you passed-in the term paper.
Whatever praise or criticism you received,
it is now time to move on to your next project.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You can learn how to let go of the past.
Whether you have experienced a break up
with someone you cared for deeply,
whether death has taken a loved one,
whether you have had a feud with a friend or family member,
whether you have lost a job.
Move on and let go.
Life can be joyful and rewarding again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

Stop holding on to the past.
Release your regrets about whatever you may have done
or failed to do that turned out poorly.
Forgive others for whatever they may have done
or failed to do that cause you harm.
Declare today to be a new beginning.
Let go of the past and move on with creating
a joyful new future for yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We need to find God, and he cannot
be found in noise and restlessness.
God is the friend of silence.
See how nature - trees, flowers, grass-
grows in silence; see the stars,
the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...
We need silence to be able to touch souls.
- Mother Teresa

Count your blessings. Once you realize
how valuable you are and how much you have going for you,
the smiles will return, the sun will break out,
the music will play, and you will finally
be able to move forward the life that God intended
for you with grace, strength, courage, and confidence.
- Og Mandino

If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy,
if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you,
if the simple things in nature have a message you understand,
Rejoice, for your soul is alive.
- Eleanora Duse

We listen. We listen. We move.
We sit. It rains. The sun comes out.
(there stands a friend)
We listen. We laugh. We share.
We sit. We dance. It rains.
There stands a friend.
We listen. We share. We sit. We dance.
The sun comes up.
There. I stand, a friend.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You always feel better when you sing.
Music touches people's hearts.
You know, it doesn't go through your mental capacity,
it just moves you and it will let you cry.
It's worth it doing a show
and when you touch a crowd
and move yourself at the same
- Jewel

If you have been divorced, you know it hurts -
especially if your marriage had lasted many years.
Whatever the circumstances of your relationship,
and whatever the nature of its ending,
there is always grief and regret -
perhaps regret over the ending,
or perhaps regret over not ending the relationship sooner -
or perhaps both.
Nonetheless, move past the grief and regret.
No matter how painful, divorce, like all endings,
opens the door to new beginnings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
I will give my body to my love and celebrate
that we have substance beyond the idea of ourselves.
We can move. We can touch. This is my physical exclamation point.
This is how I can awaken my mind to the possibilities in the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When Shakespeare was writing, he wasn't writing for
stuff to lie on the page;
it was supposed to get up and move around.
- Ken Kesey

He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again.
- Kingsley Amis

Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue.
Realize the strength, move on.
- Henry Rollins

We thought about it, what we want to tell,
and I didn't want to move it directly into the Nazi times.
I thought it's much more interesting to see how BloodRayne became BloodRayne.
- Uwe Boll

If you're playing somebody who is not you,
then you can imagine that you are that person.
You can feel like he feels, move like he moves,
look like he looks - in your own mind.
- Morgan Freeman

We all make mistakes but one has to move on.
- Jeffrey Archer

Or in other works I have also projected the sound in a cube of loudspeakers.
The sound can move vertically and diagonally at all
speeds around the public.
- Karlheinz Stockhausen

I think plays, like books, are endemic.
They grow out of the soil of the writer and the place he's writing about.
I think, you just can't move them about,
you know.
- Peter Shaffer

I am now faced with mortality.
Definitely not the most generous move.
- Lance Loud

A protracted legislative fight will not move us closer
to where the music industry wants to be -
delivering music to fans through a variety of different,
innovative Web sites.
- Hilary Rosen

My husband is exceedingly busy.
For some time the talk of his going had been slack,
but just now again there seems to be a move to get him sent to the front!
- Sarojini Naidu

I've looked at photographs of myself during concerts
and it sometimes looks as if I'm in a fencing move,
with a guitar in my hands instead of a sword.
- Neil Diamond

It makes little difference how many university courses
or degrees a person may own.
If he cannot use words to move an idea from one point to another,
his education is incomplete.
- Norman Cousins

Try to open up your mind a little, and move away from
rigid opinions of what people should do and be -
unless you have been there.
- Ann Rule

If you are ever going to move beyond where you stand
at that moment you have to conjure a picture in your
head of where you want to go.
- Deval Patrick

My best move is probably my pull up jump shot.
- Steve Nash

Secret operations are essential in war;
upon them the army relies to make its every move.
- Sun Tzu

No company can afford not to move forward.
It may be at the top of the heap today but at the bottom of the heap tomorrow,
if it doesn't.
- James Cash Penney

Criticism, even when you try to ignore it,
can hurt.
I have cried over many articles written about me,
but I move on and I don't hold on to that .
- Diana Ross

As a kid, I sensed history going on all around me,
but the basic thrust of it didn't move me.
- James Ellroy


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