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We know but a few men, a great many coats and breeches.
- Henry David Thoreau
My coat and I live comfortably together.
It has assumed all my wrinkles, does not hurt me anywhere,
has moulded itself on my deformities,
and is complacent to all my movements,
and I only feel its presence because it keeps me warm.
Old coats and old friends are the same thing.
- Victor Hugo
Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
All life is an experiment.
The more experiments you make the better.
What if they are a little coarse,
and you may get your coat soiled or torn?
What if you do fail, and get fairly rolled
in the dirt once or twice.
Up again, you shall never be so afraid of a tumble.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice,
more drunkards than thirst,
and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
- The Buddha
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- H. L. Mencken
God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln
The rich are not born skeptical or cynical.
They are made that way by events, circumstances.
- Paul Getty
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -
a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland
Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur
You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous
A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor
People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong,
who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
- Bono
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy
The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Regrets are the tears of choices not made
and of good deeds left undone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
- Socrates
Men are what their mothers made them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every day is a day to take action.
Whatever your choices, take action on those choices.
Taking no action is equally a choice,
just not a choice made from awareness.
Make conscious choices,
and take action on those choices - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous
Guilt says I've done something wrong;
... shame says there is something wrong with me.
Guilt says I've made a mistake;
... shame says I am a mistake.
Guilt says what did was not good;
... shame says I am no good.
- John Bradshaw
My children have made me more aggressive about the world
that they're about to inhabit.
- Bono
Hide not your talents,
they for use were made.
What's a sundial in the shade?
- Benjamin Franklin
Lighten up! Slow down the shopping.
Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
Consider gifting hand-made cards with messages
of true appreciation in place of store-bought presents.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Thanks to television, for the first time
the young are seeing history made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead
Everything is made of light
- don Miguel Ruiz
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
The slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.
But such is the irresistible nature of truth,
that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
- Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791
Life is partly what we make it,
and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
- Tehyi Hsieh
Almost always, the creative dedicated minority
has made the world better.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem.
It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
- Albert Einstein
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler
For the very first time the young are
seeing history being made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead
Animals, whom we have made our slaves,
we do not like to consider our equal.
- Charles Darwin
Love doesn't just sit there like a stone;
it has to be made,like bread,
remade all the time, made new.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I ...
I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference.
- Robert Frost
He who never made a mistake,
never made a discovery.
- Samuel Smiles
It is difficult for the common good to prevail
against the intense concentration
of those who have a special interest,
especially if the decisions are made behind locked doors.
- Jimmy Carter
Does thou love life? Then do not squander time;
for that's the stuff life is made of.
- Benjamin Franklin
All my life through, the new sights
of Nature made me rejoice like a child.
- Marie Curie
A house is made of walls and beams;
a home is built with love and dreams.
- Anonymous
Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi
I can see, and that is why I can be happy,
in what you call the dark, but which to me is golden.
I can see a God-made world, not a manmade world.
- Helen Keller
Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
- Albert Einstein
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
- John F. Kennedy
Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through,
and you could go in the back way.
- Henry David Thoreau
Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin
Great acts are made up of small deeds.
- Lao Tzu
No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Necessity never made a good bargain.
- Benjamin Franklin
I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
Everything in Nature contains all the powers of Nature.
Everything is made of one hidden stuff.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends are born, not made.
- Henry Adams
When an inner situation is not made conscious,
it appears outside as fate.
- Carl Jung
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff that life is made of.
- Benjamin Franklin
Travelers, there is no path.
Paths are made by walking.
- Antonio Machado
Anyone who has never made a mistake,
has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
Geography has made us neighbors.
History has made us friends.
Economics has made us partners,
and necessity has made us allies.
Those whom God has so joined together,
let no man put asunder.
- John F. Kennedy
I know why families were created with all their imperfections.
They humanize you.
They are made to make you forget yourself occasionally,
so that the beautiful balance of life is not destroyed.
- Anais Nin
I love you not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself,
but for what you are making of me.
I love you for that part of me you bring out.
- Roy Croft
The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born -
that there is a genetic factor to leadership.
This myth asserts that people simply either
have certain charismatic qualities or not.
That's nonsense; in fact, the opposite is true.
Leaders are made rather than born.
- Warren G. Bennis
You have made people listen.
You have made people care, and you have taught us
that whether we are poor or prosperous,
we have only one world to share.
You have taught young people that
they do have the power to change the world.
- Kofi Annan, UN Secretary General, to Bono. (November 1999)
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired,
signifies in the final sense
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
If I could tell the world just one thing
it would be we're all okay,
and not to worry cause worry is wasteful
and useless in times like these.
I won't be made useless.
I won't be idle with despair,
I will gather myself around my faith.
Light does the darkness most fear.
- Jewel
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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