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Life is defined more by its contrasts than its samenesses;
Life is defined more by its risks than the many securities.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,
and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln


 

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is,
he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
- Winston Churchill


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The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice,
more drunkards than thirst,
and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
- The Buddha

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.
- Anonymous

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde

Civilization had too many rules for me,
so I did my best to rewrite them.
- Bill Cosby

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

CALM IN CHAOS
In the midst of the flurry - clarity.
In the midst of the storm - calm.
In the midst of divided interests - certainty.
In the many roads - a certain choice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler

There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere,
and many of us will have to pass
through the valley of the shadow of death
again and again before we reach
the mountaintop of our desires.
- Nelson Mandela

Each man's life touches so many other lives.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

However many holy words you read, however many you speak,
what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
- The Buddha

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

Life is like dancing.
If we have a big floor, many people will dance.
Some will get angry when the rhythm changes.
But life is changing all the time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Misery nourishes your ego -
that's why you see so many miserable people in the world.
The basic, central point is the ego.
- Osho

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are
few originals and many copies.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

I think this society suffers so much from too much freedom,
too many rights that allow people to be irresponsible.
- Boyd Rice

There are not many things in life
so beautiful as true friendship,
and not many things more uncommon.
- Anonymous

What beauty is, I know not, though it adheres to many things.
- Albrecht Durer

As every divided kingdom falls,
so every mind divided between
many studies confounds and saps itself.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful
theory was killed by an ugly fact.
- Thomas Huxley

My path has not been determined.
I shall have more experiences and pass many more milestones.
- Agnetha Faltskog

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money,
when what they don't know is how to use it.
- Frank Howard Clark

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog?
Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Managers in all too many American companies do not
achieve the desired results because nobody makes them do it.
- Harold S. Geneen

Too many people overvalue what they are not,
and undervalue what they are.
- Malcolm S. Forbes

The True Surprise is that
So Many of Us have Evolved So Rapidly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Success in almost any field depends more on energy
and drive than it does on intelligence.
This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
- Sloan Wilson

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
- Publilius Syrus

I pray God may preserve your health and life many years.
- Junipero Serra

Many men go fishing all of their lives
without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
- Henry David Thoreau

Fathers in today's modern families can be so many things.
- Oliver Hudson

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers,
telephones and television sets.
They ask - when will we get a road to our village.
- Thabo Mbeki

The fox has many tricks.
The hedgehog has but one.
But that is the best of all.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The beauty of facing life unprepared is tremendous.
Then life has a newness, a youth;
then life has a flow and freshness.
Then life has so many surprises.
And when life has so many surprises,
boredom never settles in you.
- Osho

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less
of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
- Thornton Wilder

Many people love in themselves what they hate in others.
- E. F. Schumacher

A man can fail many times,
but he isn't a failure until
he begins to blame somebody else.
- John Burroughs

In the midst of the flurry - clarity.
In the midst of the storm - calm.
In the midst of divided interests - certainty.
In the many roads - a certain choice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot
be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
- John Stuart Mill

Many persons have a wrong idea of
what constitutes true happiness.
It is not attained through self-gratification
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
- Helen Keller

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism;
but when you take it from many writers,
it's research.
- Wilson Mizner

I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine

How many things there are concerning which we might
well deliberate whether we had better know them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things
which escape those who dream only by night.
- Edgar Allen Poe

Celebration has many different outfits
but she always wears the same beautiful dancing shoes.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer

The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

We are not to give credit to the many,
who say that none ought to be educated but the free;
but rather to the philosophers,
who say that the well-educated alone are free.
- Epictetus

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want -
the want of money.
- Johann Georg Zimmermann

Baseball players are smarter than football players.
How often do you see a baseball team penalized for
too many men on the field?
- Jim Bouton

Too many people are thinking of security
instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Bymes

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people,
and many cats prefer people to other cats.
- Mason Cooley


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