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Tell your heart that the fear of suffering
is worse than the suffering itself.
- Paulo Coelho

This report, by its very length, defends itself
against the risk of being read.
- Winston Churchill

The church is always trying to get other people to reform;
it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little,
by way of example.
- Mark Twain

I think that there is nothing, not even crime,
more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself
than this incessant business.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

The fog unrolls itself to be a prayer rug to the mountains.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.
We give our own meaning to time as to life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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My joy is the golden sunset
giving thanks for another day.
Gratitude itself is a source of joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself -
nameless, unreasoning, unjustified, terror.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself -
nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror
which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious,
and manifests itself in the body.
- Irene Claremont de Castillejo

Fear of difference is fear of life itself.
- M. P. Follett

Action is our greatest weapon against fear.
Left to molder, fear grows upon itself,
but in the face of action,
fear is left in the dust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Genius always finds itself a century too early.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adventure is worthwhile in itself.
- Amelia Earhart

Life is a mask through which the universe expresses itself.
- Frank Herbert

I think music in itself is healing.
It's an explosive expression of humanity.
It's something we are all touched by.
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
- Billy Joel

Love does not alter the beloved, it alters itself.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day
for something other than itself.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself,
is the end.
- Walter Pater

Life is ever giving of Itself.
We must receive, utilize and extend the gift.
Success and prosperity are spiritual attributes
belonging to all people.
- Ernest Holmes

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself.
- Gertrude Stein

The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every
time you meet a human being.
- Jane Wyman

Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts.
Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
- Karen Horney

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

As every divided kingdom falls,
so every mind divided between
many studies confounds and saps itself.
- Leonardo da Vinci

An unjust law is itself a species of violence.
Arrest for its breach is more so.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Population, when unchecked, goes on doubling itself
every 25 years or increases in a geometrical ratio.
- Thomas Malthus

One's mind has a way of making itself up in the background,
and it suddenly becomes clear what one means to do.
- A. C. Benson

Dispassionate objectivity is itself a passion,
for the real and for the truth.
- Abraham Maslow

Modern medicine is a negation of health.
It isn't organized to serve human health,
but only itself, as an institution.
It makes more people sick than it heals.
- Ivan Illich

He who has loved and who betrays love does harm not
only to the image of the past,
but to the past itself.
- Theodor Adorno

Love wishes to perpetuate itself.
Love wishes for immortality.
- Mortimer Adler

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
- Karen Horney

The Divine Plan is one of Freedom.
The inherent nature of man is ever seeking
to express itself in terms of freedom,
because freedom is the birthright of every living soul.
- Ernest Holmes

Compassion, in which all ethics must take root,
can only attain its full breadth and depth
if it embraces all living creatures
and does not limit itself to mankind.
- Albert Schweitzer

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
- Boethius

A willingness to laugh at itself is what distinguishes
a compassionate religion from a cult.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The free world must not prove itself worthy of its own past.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

You are to have implicit confidence in your own ability,
knowing that it is the nature of thought
to externalize itself in your health and affairs,
knowing that you are the thinker.
- Ernest Holmes

Could we change our attitude,
we should not only see life differently,
but life itself would be different.
- Katherine Mansfield

Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.
- Plato

The personal life deeply lived
always expands into truths beyond itself.
- Anais Nin

If the United Nations is a country unto itself,
then the commodity it exports most is words.
- Esther B. Fein

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself -
with a smile.
- J. B. Priestley

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks
in great and honorable courses
with a sure hope and trust in itself.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Unity can only be manifested by the Binary.
Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
- The Buddha

The giving of love is an education in itself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
- Plautus

Life is a continuity always and always.
There is no final destination it is going towards.
Just the pilgrimage, just the journey in itself is life,
not reaching to some point,
no goal - just dancing and being in pilgrimage,
moving joyously, without bothering about any destination.
- Osho

Without freedom, no art; art lives only on the restraints it imposes on itself,
and dies of all others.
- Albert Camus

Love gives naught but itself
and takes naught but from itself.
Love possesses not
nor would it be possessed;
For love is sufficient unto love.
- Khalil Gibran

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
- William Shakespeare

Education is a social process.
Education is growth.
Education is, not a preparation for life;
education is life itself.
- John Dewey

Crave for a thing, you will get it.
Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself.
- Swami Sivananda

Business is in itself a power.
- Garet Garrett

Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey

Family life itself, that safest, most traditional,
most approved of female choices, is not a sanctuary:
It is,
perpetually, a dangerous place.
- Margaret Drabble

I look for what needs to be done.
After all, that's how the universe designs itself.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Love gives naught but itself
and takes naught but from itself.
- Khalil Gibran

It is error alone which needs the support of government.
Truth can stand by itself.
- Thomas Jefferson

Resistance to the organized mass can be effected only
by the man who is as well organized
in his individuality as the mass itself.
- Carl Jung

All is connected...
no one thing can change by itself.
- Paul Hawken

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
- Khalil Gibran

Education is not a preparation for life;
education is life itself.
- John Dewey

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
- Henry J. Kaiser

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
- Kyle Chandler

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.
Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
- Tom Wilson

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir


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