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Prevention is better than cure. ...
by Desiderius Erasmus

Prevention is better than cure.
- Desiderius Erasmus

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
- Benjamin Franklin

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill


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The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

The man who reads nothing at all
is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young


 

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day.
I think the Church would suit me better.
- Winston Churchill

I think men who have a pierced ear
are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill

People living their lives for you on TV;
They say they're better than you, and you agree.
- Jewel

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

As a cure for worrying,
work is better than whiskey.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

Money is better than poverty,
if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Anger? perhaps there is a better way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

Our faith gives us knowledge of something better.
- E. F. Schumacher

At the end of a matter ask,
"What will I learn from this to make me better?"
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Because we believe that our ethnic group,
our society, our political party, our God,
is better than your God, we kill each other.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

How could youths better learn to live
than by at once trying the experiment of living?
- Henry David Thoreau

Discretion is the better part of valor.
(originally "The better part of valor is discretion")
- William Shakespeare

I don't like that man.
I must get to know him better.
- Abraham Lincoln

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve
some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
- Aristophanes

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

The River of Life has no meaning,
no good, no bad, no better, no worse,
no love, no hate, no fear, no anger, no joy.
The River of Life has no judgment, no expectation.
The River of Life just IS.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We can stand affliction better than we can prosperity,
for in prosperity we forget God.
- Dwight L. Moody

Every creature is better alive than dead,
men and moose and pine trees,
and he who understands it aright
will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
- Henry David Thoreau

Better than a thousand hollow words,
is one word that brings peace.
- The Buddha

The "stories" we choose to tell about our past
are never what a video camera would have recorded.
We can tell a sad story or a happy story,
and neither story is either
more accurate or "better" than the other story.
The difference is that one story causes us to suffer,
while the other brings us joy. I choose joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one can give you better advice than yourself.
- Cicero

Better keep yourself clean and bright;
you are the window through which
you must see the world.
- George Bernard Shaw

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words
than words without a heart.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light.
- Helen Keller

Genius is the power to labor better and more availably.
Deserve thy genius: exalt it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just smiling goes a long way toward
making you feel better about life.
And when you feel better about life, your life is better.
- Art Linkletter

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius
and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring.
- Marilyn Monroe

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do.
Don't bother just to be better than
your contemporaries or predecessors.
Try to be better than yourself.
- William Faulkner

I think that people want peace so much
that one of these days government had better
get out of their way and let them have it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich,
for the hopes of the instructed
are better than the wealth of the ignorant.
- Epictetus

To kill an error is as good a service as,
and sometimes even better than,
the establishing of a new truth or fact.
- Charles Darwin

You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness,
and the word happy would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
It is far better take things as they come along
with patience and equanimity.
- Carl Jung

Build a better mousetrap
and the world will beat a path to your door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is better to displease the people
by doing what you know is right.
- William J. H. Boetcker

Sometimes it is better to lose
and do the right thing
than to win and do the wrong thing.
- Tony Blair

It is better to have your head in the clouds,
and know where you are...
than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them,
and think that you are in paradise.
- Henry David Thoreau

With realization of one's own potential and
self-confidence in one's ability,
one can build a better world.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Ignorance and bungling with love
are better than wisdom and skill without.
- Henry David Thoreau

The world is a better place because I am here.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love sought is good,
but given unsought is better.
- William Shakespeare

He who stops being better, stops being good.
- Oliver Cromwell

Fear is the cheapest room in the house.
I would like to see you living
In better conditions.
- Hafiz

Better do a good deed near at home
than go far away to burn incense.
- Amelia Earhart

Sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie.
I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave.
And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.
- H.L. Mencken

It is better to conquer yourself
than to win a thousand battles.
Then the victory is yours.
It cannot be taken from you,
not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
- The Buddha

It is better to travel well than to arrive.
- The Buddha


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