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An ounce of conscious choice is worth a pound of good fortune.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Repressed anger still is anger, it just isn't expressed.
If you truly have no anger, you are blessed and joyful.
If you have repressed anger, know that you have anger,
you just haven't expressed that anger.
Go ahead, express your anger briefly,
pound pillows, scream, curse.
Then take a deep breath, and get over it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
- Benjamin Franklin

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand.
I beat people up.
- Muhammad Ali (world champion boxer)


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I try to give to the poor people for love
what the rich could get for money.
No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds;
yet I willingly cure him for the love of God.
- Mother Teresa

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard


 

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery
as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man.
All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are,
the more they are frightened.
- George S. Patton

Love ... waits to be accepted.
- Rabindranath Tagore

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true
were really true, there would be little hope of advance.
- Orville Wright

Irrational beliefs are culturally accepted delusions.
- Robert Todd Carroll

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Love's gift cannot be given,
it waits to be accepted.
- Rabindranath Tagore

All truth passes through three stages:
First, it is ridiculed;
Second, it is violently opposed;
Third, it is accepted as self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Here in America we are descended in blood
and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels.
Men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine.
As their heirs, may we never confuse
honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes
in every waking moment of their lives
to remind them that the lie of their inferiority
is accepted as truth in the society dominating them.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

My ideas have undergone a process
of emergence by emergency.
When they are needed badly enough,
they are accepted.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump


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