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Funny Leave Quotes
Funny Quotes about Leave

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I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
Welcome to my serenity circle.
Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
- the movie Shrek the Third (2007)

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill


 

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett

If you are out to describe the truth,
leave elegance to the tailor.
- Albert Einstein

Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


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I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

You have to leave the city of your comfort
and go into the wilderness of your intuition.
What you'll discover will be wonderful.
What you'll discover is yourself.
- Alan Alda

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

Radical changes in world politics leave America with
a heightened responsibility to be,
for the world, an example of a genuinely free,
democratic, just and humane society.
- Pope John Paul II

What you leave behind is not what
is engraved in stone monuments,
but what is woven into the lives of others.
- Pericles

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.
- Helena Rubinstein

I wanted to escape so badly.
But of course I knew I couldn't just give up and leave school.
It was only when I heard my mom's voice that I came out of my hiding place.
- Zhang Ziyi

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich,
for the hopes of the instructed
are better than the wealth of the ignorant.
- Epictetus

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.
- Jim Elliot

Leave the atom alone.
- E. Y. Harburg

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
- Benjamin Franklin

There is a great future in front of you,
you can leave your past behind.
- Joel Osteen

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home,
and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther

What politicians want to create is irreversible change
because when you leave office someone changes it back again.
- Estelle Morris

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever
wanted to leave our house.
- Anthony Anderson

The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... It's time to let go!
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from
man than the way in which they can build and yet leave
a landscape as it was before.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him
a situation which common sense,
without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully.
- Walter Lippmann

Take a long walk alone in the woods -
leave the cellphone and music player at home.
Your whole BEing will appreciate it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation,
which are as necessary as reading.
I will rather say more necessary
because health is worth more than learning.
- Thomas Jefferson

Life is about more than today, and more than yourself.
What will your legacy be?
What will your great-grandchildren be told about you?
Creating a legacy does not have to be a burden,
it can be your joy and can create
your satisfaction with living each day.
What kind of world do you want to leave your great-grandchildren?
What can you do today to help create that world?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In love, one should simplify, choose persons worthy
of their promises and leave them if they don't keep them.
- Isabelle Adjani

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb

To leave the world a bit better ...
to know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's not what you take when
you leave this world behind you.
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
- Randy Travis

You leave home to seek your fortune and,
when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.
- Anita Baker

Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem.
- Robert Bulwer-Lytton

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave,
but not our hearts.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Leave no authority existing not responsible to the people.
- Thomas Jefferson

When words leave off, music begins.
- Heinrich Heine

The most intense conflicts, if overcome,
leave behind a sense of security and calm
that is not easily disturbed.
It is just these intense conflicts
and their conflagration
which are needed to produce
valuable and lasting results.
- Carl Jung

Today the world changes so quickly that in growing
up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in.
- Peter Medawar

Only those who can leave behind everything they
have ever believed in can hope to escape.
- William S. Burroughs

All changes, even the most longed for,
have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves;
we must die to one life before we can enter another.
- Anatole France

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste,
it is better that you should leave your work.
- Khalil Gibran

Being a teenager is an amazing time and a hard time.
It's when you make your best friends -
I have girls who will never leave my heart and I still talk to.
You get the best and the worst as a teen.
You have the best friendships and the worst heartbreaks.
- Sophia Bush

If you advance confidently in the direction of your dreams
and endeavor to leave the life which you have imagined,
you will you will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau

In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue.
If we have enough friends, we may go on for years,
intending to leave, talking about leaving -
instead of actually getting up and leaving.
- Erica Jong

We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant.
You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard
or just think it's going to get on by itself.
You've got to keep watering it.
You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
- John Lennon

A wise and frugal government,
which shall leave men free to regulate
their own pursuits of industry and improvement,
and shall not take from the mouth
of labor and the bread it has earned -
this is the sum of good government.
- Thomas Jefferson

Work is love made visible.
And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste,
it is better that you should leave your work and sit
at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.
- Khalil Gibran

Plant trees for your great-grandchildren -
for future generations.
Create the legacy of a better world.
Leave this world a better place than you found it.
Literally planting trees for
your great-grandchildren is a wonderful idea,
but far more important...
use this symbolism - this imagery -
to represent the kind of legacy
you want to leave to future generations.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

If future generations are to remember us
more with gratitude than sorrow,
we must achieve more than just the miracles of technology.
We must also leave them a glimpse of the world
as it was created, not just as it looked
when we got through with it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

The best thing to do is just leave them alone.
Alligators want to be away from you just as much as
you want to be away from them.
- Jack Hannah

First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius.
Second, surround yourself with partners who are better than you are.
Third, leave them to go get on with it.
- David Ogilvy

People come into your life and people leave it...
you just have to trust that life has a road mapped out for you.
- Orlando Bloom

But I don't want to leave until I see the breakthrough.
- Stephen Lewis

Research we've done seems to indicate that people who
are on the Net like the idea that they don't have to
leave what they are reading to go buy something.
- Jay Chiat

There was just no way I could leave this little Martin
guitar in my apartment overnight or even in the afternoon,
and expect to find it there when I got back.
- Steve Forbert

What is important is that one utilizes one's intellect
and not to be 100 percent sure about one's convictions.
One should always leave room for doubt.
- Shirin Ebadi

If you join government, calmly make your contribution and move on.
Don't go along to get along; do your best and when you have to -
and you will -
leave,
and be something else.
- Peggy Noonan

People who leave Washington do so by way of the box...
ballet or coffin.
- Claiborne Pell

You cannot tell the enemy you're going to leave and
expect the enemy to not -
and expect to succeed.
I mean, that's just a fundamental of warfare.
- John McCain

Strikes always leave a bad taste with everyone.
- Sarah Sutton

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave.
That's perfect for me.
- Amy Sedaris


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