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Funny Worth Quotes
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Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
- Ronald Reagan

One good Husband is worth two good Wives;
for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued.
- Benjamin Franklin


 

For centuries, theologians have been explaining
the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- H. L. Mencken

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

It is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is the one who will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox


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Jealousy is the result of one's lack
of self-confidence, self-worth, and self-acceptance.
- Sasha Azevedo

I hate facts.
I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -
adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Worthless people live only to eat and drink;
people of worth eat and drink only to live.
- Socrates

A man's interest in a single bluebird
is worth more than a complete but dry list
of the fauna and flora of a town.
- Henry David Thoreau

A good film is when the price of the dinner,
the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
- Alfred Hitchcock

Most unhappiness comes from resisting life.
Occasionally, you have such a strong commitment
to changing the world order that it is worth
struggling against the flow of life.
But don't live your life as if each minor happening
were a matter of life and death.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship
of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
- Robert Southey

A picture is worth a thousand words.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
- George Herbert

Honor bespeaks worth. Confidence begets trust.
Service brings satisfaction.
Cooperation proves the quality of leadership.
- James Cash Penney

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority.
By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
- G. H. Hardy

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat.
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra
three years in the geriatric ward.
- John Mortimer

Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends,
never lose a chance to make them.
- Francesco Guicciardini

"Pride" is one of those really crazy words,
and such a double-edged sword -
Self-Worth on one edge, and Ego on the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth
more than a great deal of money.
- John Ruskin

Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation,
which are as necessary as reading.
I will rather say more necessary
because health is worth more than learning.
- Thomas Jefferson

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
- Benjamin Franklin

This life is worth living, we can say,
since it is what we make it.
- William James

The unexamined life is not worth living.
- Socrates

If I am happy in spite of my deprivations,
if my happiness is so deep that it is a faith,
so thoughtful that it becomes a philosophy of life.
If, in short, I am an optimist,
my testimony to the creed of optimism is worth hearing.
- Helen Keller
...
Helen Keller (1880-1968) overcame being both deaf and blind
to become a famous author, lecturer, and activist
for women's suffrage, workers' rights, and ending war.

Good nature is worth more than knowledge,
more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Don't let anyone else take the measure
of your worth and capabilities.
Always stand proud in who you are.
- Margaret Spellings

Believe that life is worth living,
and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James

The fact is, that to do anything in the world worth doing,
we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger,
but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.
- Robert Cushing

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.
The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic
feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.
- John Stuart Mill

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"Pride" is such a double-edged sword -
Self-Worth on one edge and Ego on the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The whole worth of a kind deed is
in the love that inspires it.
- The Talmud

A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
- Charles Darwin

Freedom is not worth having if it
does not connote freedom to err.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If we let things terrify us,
life will not be worth living.
- Seneca

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing
was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
- Margaret Mead

It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars
and get your money's worth.
- George M. Humphrey

The smallest act of kindness
is worth more than the grandest intention.
- Oscar Wilde

Only a man's character is the real criterion of worth.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Education...
has produced a vast population able to read but unable
to distinguish what is worth reading.
- G. M. Trevelyan

An ounce of conscious choice is worth a pound of good fortune.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact.
If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it.
- Jewel

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.
- Grace Hopper

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides

If patience is worth anything,
it must endure to the end of time.
And a living faith will last
in the midst of the blackest storm.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Whatever your work and whatever its worth,
No matter how strong or clever,
Some one will sneer if you pause to hear,
And scoff at your best endeavor.
For the target art has a broad expanse,
And wherever you chance to hit it,
Though close be your aim to the bull's-eye fame,
There are those who will never admit it.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life
than the greatest of things without it.
- Carl Jung

Rights that do not flow from duty
well performed are not worth having.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding
equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
- Martin H. Fischer

The glow of one warm thought
is to me worth more than money.
- Thomas Jefferson

When the well's dry, we know the worth of water.
- Benjamin Franklin

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perspective is worth 80 IQ points.
- Alan Kay

There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having,
except as a result of hard work.
- Booker T. Washington

It all depends on how we look at things,
and not on how things are in themselves.
The least of things with a meaning
is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
- Carl Jung

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been
declared impossible before they were done.
- Louis D. Brandeis

One of the secrets of life is that
all that is really worth the doing
is what we do for others.
- Lewis Carroll

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer
is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Stock prices have been quoted in fractions for two centuries,
based on a system descended from Spanish pieces of eight.
Each dollar was cut into eight bits worth 12.5 cents each.
- Charles A. Jaffe

Choose! If it's worth doing, do it today.
If it's not worth doing today, save yourself a lot
of worry and regret by choosing to permanently
erase it from your to-do list.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Poetry is all that is worth remembering in life.
- William Hazlitt

There is no principle worth the name
if it is not wholly good.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

When that shutter clicks, anything else that can be
done afterward is not worth consideration.
- Edward Steichen

Outer show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
- Aesop

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

There is no short cut to achievement.
Life requires thorough preparation -
veneer isn't worth anything.
- George Washington Carver


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