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Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness
of the woods before sunrise.
- George Washington Carver
You have to be an original individual;
you have to find your innermost core on your own,
with no guide, no guiding scriptures.
It is a dark night, but with the intense fire of inquiry
you are bound to come to the sunrise.
Everybody who has burned with intense inquiry
has found the sunrise.
Others only believe.
Those who believe are not religious,
they are simply avoiding the great adventure
of religion by believing.
- Osho
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash
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When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- H. L. Mencken
Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.
- Winston Churchill
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, 1896)
Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay
gets another person who can't pay
to guarantee that he can pay.
- Charles Dickens
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous
That's the secret to life . . .
replace one worry with another.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
If everyone demanded peace
instead of another television set,
then there'd be peace.
- John Lennon
If God listened to the prayers of men,
all men would quickly have perished:
for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
- Epicurus
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein
My joy is the golden sunset
giving thanks for another day.
Gratitude itself is a source of joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell
Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran
Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis
You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis
The shoe that fits one person pinches another;
there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
- Carl Jung
A new command I give you: Love one another.
As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
- Jesus of Nazareth (John 13:34)
I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau
I'd rather see the world from another angle
- Jewel
The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James
Most of us spend our lives as if
we have another one in the bank.
- Ben Irwin
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare
We must be our own before we can be another's.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Guilt is only another way of avoiding informed action.
- Audre Lorde
We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor
When ordinary life shackles me,
I escape, one way or another. No more walls.
- Anais Nin
Non-violence and truth are inseparable and presuppose one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono
America is another name for opportunity.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes two to speak the truth:
one to speak, and another to hear.
- Henry David Thoreau
There are as many pillows of illusion
as flakes in a snow-storm.
We wake from one dream into another dream.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
All progress is precarious, and the solution
of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Don't limit a child to your own learning,
for he was born in another time.
- Rabindranath Tagore
We must be ready to learn from one another,
not claiming that we alone possess all truth
and that somehow we have a corner on God.
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
- Thomas Jefferson
If the machine of government is of such a nature
that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another,
then, I say, break the law.
- Henry David Thoreau
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement.
But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr
Thy Return is as another Sun to Heaven;
a new Rose blooming in the Garden of the Soul.
- Omar Khayyam
One way or another, we all have to find
what best fosters the flowering of our humanity
in this contemporary life,
and dedicate ourselves to that.
- Joseph Campbell
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
- Oprah Winfrey
We are each of us are angels with only one wing,
and we can only fly by embracing one another.
- Lucretius
Just another cold, misty morning inviting,
"want to go again?"
- Mary Anne Radmacher
If I choose to bless another person,
I will always end up feeling more blessed.
- Marianne Williamson
When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller
Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons
to promote the good and happiness of one another.
- Eustace Budgell
When we do the best that we can,
we never know what miracle is wrought in our life,
or in the life of another.
- Helen Keller
Nature and human life are as various
as our several constitutions.
Who shall say what prospect life offers to another?
- Henry David Thoreau
Through violence, you may 'solve' one problem,
but you sow the seeds for another.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Your informed, "no," to a particular service
allows another to offer their
gifted and unreserved, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel
Love is granting another the space to be
the way they are and the way they are not.
- Werner Erhard
True courage is taking another small step each day
toward achieving your vision.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life,
that no man can sincerely try
to help another without helping himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Books! I dunno if I ever told you this,
but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono
When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles
Reality doesn't impress me.
I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy,
and when ordinary life shackles me,
I escape, one way or another.
No more walls.
- Anais Nin
TIME is yet another poisonous construct
of our rattlesnake minds.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another
as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson
If the human race wishes to have a
prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity,
they have only got to behave in a
peaceful and helpful way toward one another.
- Winston Churchill
If you wish to experience peace,
provide peace for another.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
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and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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