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Funny Play Quotes
Funny Quotes about Play

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Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers
to die in the dressing room.
- Mercedes McCambridge

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is,
he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

God is at play,
I am his modeling clay.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Life is a moderately good play
with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb

It's foggy and it's gray - let's play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Today is your day to dance lightly with life,
sing wild songs of adventure,
invite rainbows and butterflies out to play,
soar your spirit, and unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A time for work, a time for play -
balance in all things.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous

Play full-out and enjoy all of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life must be lived as play.
- Plato

Go forth, and play joyfully in the garden of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

It's work only if I say it's work,
but it's play if I say it's fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Those who play with the devil's toys
will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous

You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein

Today is my day to dance lightly with life,
sing wild songs of adventure,
invite rainbows & butterflies out to play,
soar my spirit, and unfurl my joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
- Eugene Jarvis

If you travel first class, you think first class and
you are more likely to play first class.
- Ray Floyd

Just play.
Have fun.
Enjoy the game.
- Michael Jordan

Love is a game that two can play and both win.
- Eva Gabor

America has a critical role to play as the most powerful
member of the world community.
- Adam Schiff

I don't want to play golf.
When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

I skip on the beach, and play with the waves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
- Bobby Knight

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun.
When that happens I tell myself just to go out and
play as I did when I was a kid.
- Thomas J. Watson

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his
40s shouldn't play tennis.
I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait
until I reached 50 to start again.
- Hugo Black

I love decorating my home.
I'm a gardener too, so that's usually something I have to play catch up with.
- Suzy Bogguss

God does not play dice.
- Albert Einstein

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread,
places to play in and pray in,
where nature may heal and cheer
and give strength to the body and soul.
- John Muir

Surround yourself with people who
take their work seriously,
but not themselves,
those who work hard and play hard.
- Colin Powell

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises,
pick up the horn and play.
- Herb Alpert

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
- Arnold J. Toynbee

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose...
only then will you learn the game.
- Winston Churchill

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.
- Mike Singletary

If you want to make beautiful music,
you must play the black and the white notes together.
- Richard M. Nixon

He's got an overall flair for the game.
It looks to me like he really loves what he does and
he can't wait to get up in the morning,
go hit some balls and go play.
- Gary McCord

Play as often as you can.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
- Robert Frost

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan
trying to play the violin.
- Honore de Balzac

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce

The wise musicians are those who play what they can master.
- Duke Ellington

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary
to put all the play and learning into childhood,
all the work into middle age,
and all the regrets into old age.
- Margaret Mead

The debt we owe to the play of imagination is incalculable.
- Carl Jung

Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it.
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
Life is love - enjoy it.
- Sai Baba

I Invite Rainbows and Butterflies Out To Play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows,
by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.
- Gilbert White

I get to play golf for a living.
What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
- Tiger Woods

You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)

The difference between work and play lies 100%
in the attitude of the participant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses,
for you only get to play one round.
- Ben Hogan

Play to win, but be a good loser.
Have a plan for your life,
but accept whatever comes your way
with grace and gratitude.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
- Sam Waterston

What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain

I'm tired of hearing about money, money,
money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi,
wear Reebok.
- Shaquille O'Neal

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball.
Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood
why fans are so obsessed with them.
- Hank Aaron

From the solemn gloom of the temple
children run out to sit in the dust,
God watches them play and forgets the priest.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.
- Peter Ueberroth

I don't think children's inner feelings have changed.
They still want a mother and father in the very same house;
they want places to play.
- Beverly Cleary

Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

I love the rain - it washes memories
off the sidewalk of life.
- the movie Play It Again, Sam

The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone,
play a slide trombone, plant a small tree,
good God, now you're free.
- Ray Manzarek

I play in the low 80s.
If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
- Joe E. Lewis


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