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You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
- Harry Caray

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball.
Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood
why fans are so obsessed with them.
- Hank Aaron

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
- Eugene Jarvis

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it.
- Alan Thicke


 

If a man watches three football games in a row,
he should be declared legally dead.
- Erma Bombeck

Most ball games are lost, not won.
- Casey Stengel

I like poems that are little games.
- Peter Davison


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What I was proud of was that I used very few parts
to build a computer that could actually speak words
on a screen and type words on a keyboard and run a
programming language that could play games.
And I did all this myself.
- Steve Wozniak

That's what learning is, after all;
not whether we lose the game,
but how we lose and h
ow we've changed because of it
and what we take away from it
that we never had before,
to apply to other games.
Losing, in a curious way, is winning.
- Richard Bach

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career.
I've lost almost 300 games.
26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed.
- Michael Jordan

I have been a fan all my life, but now I have been
out of football for over 10 years,
and out of baseball for a little over six years and I don't go to games.
- Bo Jackson

I have seen games on Xbox 360 and HD TV and I'm amazed
at how realistic the players look.
- Claudio Reyna

My whole career I'm used to playing a lot of games.
- Ed Belfour

Right now, more people enjoy movies,
music,
television and movies than they do video games.
- J Allard

A lot of rookies hit the wall after 50 or 60 games.
- Andrew Bogut

Those opportunities to play in championship games are few and far between.
- Jack Youngblood

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
- Sarah Silverman

I'd been ready too, because before Olympic Games,
I wasn't compete in big competition like,
World Championship, like European Championship.
I just competed in national competition.
- Olga Korbut

Primates will continue to play social games without
the least insight into what is killing them.
- Keith Henson

Good pitchers, after a tough outing,
bounce back.
Real good pitchers don't let too many poor games get in there.
- Don Cooper

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry,
and it's mainly directed at teenage boys.
- Thomas Dolby

There is a vast difference between games and play.
Play is played for fun, but games are deadly serious
and you do not play them to enjoy yourself.
- Maurice Baring

Our developers will make great games for whatever high-end platforms exist.
- Mike Wilson

We typically don't choose our athletes until about
a month prior to the Games because anything can happen.
- Shannon Miller

I don't get nervous in any situation.
There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games.
- Shaquille O'Neal

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
- Michael Jordan

I crack jokes and play games and that's really more
my nature than being cold.
- Bernhard Langer

I'll be here in my home with three big screens.
I'll be watching three games at a time,
and when they're over, I'll look at three more.
- Hayden Fry

I've also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.
- Phil Foglio

I'm creating the kind of games that I like right now.
I'm not being held back by technology.
- John Romero

I was always the last one chosen for football games in Central Park.
- Merlin Olsen

We have to try and not let the little things go by.
It's the little things that win games.
It's the little things that often get overlooked that
can add two or three more wins.
- Kenny Harrison

Video games are so popular these days,
getting the opportunity to star in one is something special.
More people should do it.
- Carrot Top

The Games were created for the glorification of the individual champion.
- Pierre de Coubertin

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't
going to win any more games by being anything else.
- Earl Weaver

It may be that other developers are finding that their
games play better on one platform over the other,
so they're choosing to migrate to that platform.
- Sid Meier

I was playing rugby and the other games English school children do,
and there was an event in which races were run,
and I won these by a considerable margin.
- Roger Bannister

You play to win, to get that World Series ring,
All-Star games and whatever comes with it.
- Nick Johnson

It's a weird scene.
You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden you're
surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking
you about Vietnam and race relations.
- Vida Blue

Most of the games don't let you focus too much on the cheerleaders,
but I've been watching these girls.
- Lawrence Taylor

A manager's job is simple.
For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw
up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
- Earl Weaver

Nevertheless, the mode, the justification,
and all the games involved in this war were dishonest.
- Dario Fo

Yeah, I play a lot of their games.
Going way back to Bulls vs.
Lakers to the later Live stuff, I go at it quite a bit.
More than anything tough, I play Madden.
- Jason Kidd

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row
should be declared brain dead.
- Erma Bombeck

I'll do whatever it takes to win games,
whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel,
handing a cup of water to a teammate,
or hitting the game-winning shot.
- Kobe Bryant

All pro sports, as well as the NCAA,
should thank God every day we have sports betting here...
We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games.
- Meyer Lansky

Looking back on those games, I probably hustled out
of position as much as I hustled into position since
I really never had any real training.
I was working on instincts alone.
- Jim Evans

It is in games that many men discover their paradise.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

Players lose you games, not tactics.
There's so much crap talked about tactics by people
who barely know how to win at dominoes.
- Brian Clough

After a few games I knew I was going to be able to compete.
The idea of being a star never crossed my mind.
- Merlin Olsen

The new generation of consoles has as much power to
do the kind of games that we do as the PC does.
- Will Wright

If pushed, though, I'd say that the next stage will
be reached when it it's no longer true that about 75%
of the best games were written in 1980's on the way to that.
- Graham Nelson

I deleted all the games from my computer.
I spent days trawling the Internet.
I started slowly.
- Mary Garden

The park achieved a kind of reality.
Like these virtual reality games the children are playing with.
I told them we were doing this 40 years ago!
Disneyland is virtual reality.
- John Hench

I play some fighting games, but mostly I just play sports.
- Vince Carter

I think video games are a great kind of entertainment.
They have replaced a lot of games people normally play
with their friends and neighbours,
like Monopoly.
- Uwe Boll

I can shoot pool, and I can play ping-pong.
I'm pretty good at those games.
- Thelonious Monk

Holding an Olympic Games means evoking history.
- Pierre de Coubertin

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a
PSP as a birthday present.
- Uwe Boll

Some people think its just fun and games and others
don't know how much I pushed to get here.
They have to be in my shoes, but by listening to my music they can find out.
- Chingy

It's fool's gold if you are winning games and are not playing the right way.
- Antonio Davis

Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away.
- Eric Berne

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke,
I'd win twenty games every year.
It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.
- Whitey Ford

Baseball is one of the most beautiful games.
It is.
It is a very Zen-like game.
- Jim Jarmusch

When I got to professional ball I used to play 150 games every year.
It depends on how many games there was.
- Willie Mays

KISS Psycho Circus is my current favorite.
I'm not ashamed to say that I prefer the mindless fun
of blasting hordes of creatures to exploration or adventure games.
- Mike Wilson

No, I do not want to sacrifice four days for two games.
My time is too valuable to do that.
- Anatoly Karpov

There are too many games being developed by people
that have no business creating games.
- John Romero

Quite simply the Games are the biggest opportunity
sport in this country has ever had.
It is one that we must not squander.
- Sebastian Coe

And I suggested to change very simple way to Olympic Games,
in one competition, two different levels.
Separate from, until sixteen, and after sixteen years old.
- Olga Korbut

This is a war universe.
War all the time.
That is its nature.
There may be other universes based on all sorts of other principles,
but ours seems to be based on war and games.
- William Burroughs


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