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Funny Lose Quotes
Funny Quotes about Lose

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One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose yours.
- Ronald Reagan

I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job:
it's a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S. Truman


 

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The word "happiness" would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
- Carl Jung


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When one has nothing to lose, one becomes courageous.
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda

You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose site of the shore.
- Anonymous

Never lose a holy curiosity.
- Albert Einstein

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

In order to discover new lands,
one must be willing to lose sight
of the shore for a very long time.
- Anonymous

When you lose touch with yourself,
you lose yourself in the world.
- Eckhart Tolle

To live a creative life
we must lose our fear of being wrong.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce

Life is truly known only to those who suffer,
lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
- Anais Nin

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous,
there's really nothing to lose.
- Jewel

To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily.
Not to dare is to lose oneself.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take risks: if you win, you will be happy;
if you lose, you will be wise.
- Anonymous

I'd rather lose my own money than someone else's.
- Dean Kamen

Go big or go home.
Because it's true.
What do you have to lose?
- Eliza Dushku

What is true of the individual will be
tomorrow true of the whole nation
if individuals will but refuse to lose heart and hope.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

We must accept finite disappointment,
but never lose infinite hope.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else,
and for everything you gain,
you lose something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I started dieting.
I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and
I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating
and would put it on and then some.
- Suzanne Somers

Keep the faith, don't lose your perseverance and always trust your gut extinct.
- Paula Abdul

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
- Harry Caray

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness,
and the word happy would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
It is far better take things as they come along
with patience and equanimity.
- Carl Jung

There is danger that we lose sight of
what our friend is absolutely,
while considering what she is to us alone.
- Henry David Thoreau

It seems every year, people make the resolution to
exercise and lose weight and get in shape.
- Ed Smith

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.
- James A. Baldwin

Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth,
down an eighth -it's like playing a slot machine.
I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.
- Ted Turner

We can all put weight on or lose weight.
- Keith Emerson

Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming,
we lose the excitement of possibilities.
Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.
- Gloria Steinem

Sometimes it is better to lose
and do the right thing
than to win and do the wrong thing.
- Tony Blair

When you are in any contest,
you should work as if there were -
to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful,
for beauty is God's handwriting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose...
only then will you learn the game.
- Winston Churchill

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous;
there's really nothing to lose.
There's no wrong you can't make right again,
so be kinder to yourself;
have fun, take chances. There are no bounds.
- Jewel

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
- Baltasar Gracian

Never put passion before principle.
Even if win, you lose.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

The best way to find yourself
is to lose yourself
in the service of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

America will never be destroyed from the outside.
If we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery,
and you lose for certain; and the greater the number
of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.
- Adam Smith

You must not lose faith in humanity.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
- Toni Braxton

You must not lose faith in humanity.
Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty,
the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life,
he will lose his reverence for all of life.
- Albert Schweitzer

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
- Nathan Hale

Lose not yourself in a far off time,
seize the moment that is thine.
- Friedrich Schiller

I have been dairy free for several years,
and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my allergies,
which it did, and help me lose weight,
which it did.
- Fran Drescher

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth -
something very difficult for a politician.
Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
- Edward Koch

One should not lose one's temper unless one is certain
of getting more and more angry to the end.
- William Butler Yeats

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
- Thomas Merton

You can't win unless you learn how to lose.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends,
never lose a chance to make them.
- Francesco Guicciardini

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the
dream in the seeking of it.
- William Faulkner

Success is a lousy teacher.
It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
- Bill Gates

The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
- Ernie Banks

You cannot lose your real treasure.
- Osho

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.
- Dale Earnhardt

Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.
- George Eliot

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet
mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
- Ernest Hemingway

Win as if you were used to it,
lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
- Helen Keller


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