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The best relationship is one in which
your love for each other
exceeds your need for each other.
- Anonymous
It has become appallingly obvious that
our technology has exceeded our humanity.
- Albert Einstein
I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity
There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president,
but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
- John F. Kennedy
The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau
We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
The rite of the rings appeals yet appalls:
a cutting, a joining, a losing, a gaining.
One becomes half, as two become one.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When the vast cathedral of our being
becomes a sanctuary for all creation,
we become the face of God.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings
Appreciate again and again, freshly and naively,
the basic goods of life, with awe,
pleasure, wonder and even ecstasy,
however stale these experiences may have become to others.
- Abraham Maslow
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
I am not what happened to me,
I am what I choose to become.
- Carl Jung
Self-pity in its early stages
is as snug as a feather mattress.
Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
- Maya Angelou
The most important outcome of education
is to help students become independent of formal education.
- Paul E. Gray
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates
One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light,
but by making the darkness conscious.
- Carl Jung
Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
If you can dream it, you can become it.
- William Arthur Ward
Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw
Pay attention to rainbows, and snowflakes,
butterflies and the songs of birds,
the crash of storm-driven waves
and the mirror-surface of a quiet pond.
Let the depths of nature become a part of your innermost being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
If you can dream it, you can become it.
- William Arthur Ward
By having a reverence for life,
we enter into a spiritual relation with the world.
By practicing reverence for life we become good, deep, and alive.
- Albert Schweitzer
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams
I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America,
the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry,
and of criminal inquiry too.
- Thomas Jefferson
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be,
and you'll help them to become
what they are capable of becoming.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic.
Different people, different beliefs,
different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.
- Jimmy Carter
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort,
should, when young, consider that he may one day become old,
and remember when he is old, that he has once been young.
- Joseph Addison
When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim
You will become as small as your controlling desire;
as great as your dominant aspiration.
- James Allen
Our heart glows, and secret unrest gnaws at the root of our being.
Dealing with the unconscious has become a question of life for us.
- Carl Jung
In my country we go to prison first, and then become President.
- Nelson Mandela
When we get piled upon one another
in large cities, as in Europe,
we shall become as corrupt as Europe.
- Thomas Jefferson
May Your Most Beautiful Dreams Become Your Reality.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
By respect for life we become religious in a way
that is elementary, profound and alive.
- Albert Schweitzer
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that,
but the really great make you feel that
you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain
When the universal sacraments of compassion and joy
fill the vast cathedral of our being,
we become the face of God.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Learn to become still. And to take your attention
away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it,
and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
- Michael Beckwith
Become "a lover of what is."
- Byron Katie
How you respond to the challenge in the second half
will determine what you become after the game,
whether you are a winner or a loser.
- Lou Holtz
It is not what we get.
But who we become, what we contribute...
that gives meaning to our lives.
- Tony Robbins
You can never really live anyone else's life,
not even your child's.
The influence you exert is through your own life,
and what you've become yourself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Let today be the day that you choose
to become your own greatest Hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Only when life is difficult,
are we challenged to become our greatest selves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The mind is everything.
What you think you become.
- The Buddha
When I let go of what I am,
I become what I might be.
- Lao Tzu
If I am happy in spite of my deprivations,
if my happiness is so deep that it is a faith,
so thoughtful that it becomes a philosophy of life.
If, in short, I am an optimist,
my testimony to the creed of optimism is worth hearing.
- Helen Keller
...
Helen Keller (1880-1968) overcame being both deaf and blind
to become a famous author, lecturer, and activist
for women's suffrage, workers' rights, and ending war.
The highest reward for a person's toil
is not what they get for it,
but what they become by it.
- John Ruskin
What we think, we become.
- The Buddha
Heaven is within us, and we experience it
to the degree that we become conscious of it.
- Ernest Holmes
Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden
Try not to become a man of success,
but rather try to become a man of value.
- Albert Einstein
Be - don't try to become.
Being is enlightenment, becoming is ignorance.
- Osho
No one has ever become poor by giving.
- Anne Frank
You become what you think about.
- Earl Nightingale
The only way to deal with an unfree world
is to become so absolutely free
that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
- Albert Camus
Man's task is to become conscious of the contents
that press upward from the unconscious.
- Carl Jung
When you become centered, suddenly there is great freedom
because you know you are not the mind and you are not the body.
- Osho
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.
- Winston Churchill
Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important
as what you become by achieving your goals.
- Henry David Thoreau
The primal rhythmic power
and resonant sound of waves on the shore
are like the earth's heartbeat,
and become our connection with the body of nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
How does it become a man to behave
towards the American government today?
I answer, that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it.
- Henry David Thoreau
Get the habit of analysis -
analysis will in time enable synthesis
to become your habit of mind.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear.
Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one.
Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.
- The Buddha
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and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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