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Funny Enjoy Quotes
Funny Quotes about Enjoy

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Life is a journey - enjoy the journey.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein


 

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb


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Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
It is later than you think.
- Horace

I actually enjoy being out of my depth - I thrive on it.
- Bono

Life just happens - enjoy it anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

Not what we have,
but what we enjoy,
constitutes our abundance.
- Epicurus

Hold on... Joyfully.
Holding-on does not have to be
a desperate teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you dance, your purpose is not to get
to a certain place on the floor.
It's to enjoy each step along the way.
- Wayne Dyer

Life is a grand adventure - enjoy the ride.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Play full-out and enjoy all of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I take care of my flowers and my cats.
And enjoy food.
And that's living.
- Ursula Andress

I think it's more important to be fit so that you can
be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.
- Rachel Blanchard

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
- Roger Babson

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
- George Santayana

No matter what has happened, you too have the power to enjoy yourself.
- Allen Klein

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
- George Ade

I choose to enjoy people as I enjoy a rainbow or a butterfly -
they are most beautiful when they are free.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I love cats because I enjoy my home;
and little by little,
they become its visible soul.
- Jean Cocteau

The reason I exercise is for the quality of life I enjoy.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so
much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
- Josh Billings

Just play.
Have fun.
Enjoy the game.
- Michael Jordan

Architecture is basically a container of something.
I hope they will enjoy not so much the teacup,
but the tea.
- Yoshio Taniguchi

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve
the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
This makes it hard to plan the day.
- E. B. White

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,
you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
- Morris West

Today is a day to choose a different path.
Enjoy the unknown way - one step at a time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dance... enjoy each step along the way.
- Wayne Dyer

Know that life is a journey. Enjoy the journey.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are two things to aim at in life:
first, to get what you want,
and after that to to enjoy it.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

The real test of friendship is: can you literally do
nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those
moments of life that are utterly simple?
- Eugene Kennedy

When I eat with my friends, it is a moment of real pleasure,
when I really enjoy my life.
- Monica Bellucci

Look at this butterfly, so beautiful, so delicate.
I can enjoy this butterfly from a distance,
but if I touched her, she would die.
While not quite as delicate as butterflies,
people also need private space and private time
away from the demands of the world -
even away from the attentions of those
with whom they are most bonded.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What we enjoy constitutes our abundance.
- Epicurus

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
- Thomas Sowell

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old
age than into helping them enjoy it.
- Frank Howard Clark

Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it.
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
Life is love - enjoy it.
- Sai Baba

To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise.
- Gene Tunney

If you don't enjoy your career,
today is the day to begin a long-term plan
for creating a career that interests and excites you.
And, in the short term, even if you hate your job,
look for small joys at work each day,
perhaps in your interactions with customers and co-workers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My passion and great enjoyment for architecture,
and the reason the older I get the more I enjoy it,
is because I believe we - architects -
can effect the quality of life of the people.
- Richard Rogers

To enjoy good health,
to bring true happiness to one's family,
to bring peace to all, one must first
discipline and control one's own mind.
If a man can control his mind
he can find the way to Enlightenment,
and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- The Buddha

Holding-on does not have to be a desperate
teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

God is Within You!
You yourself are the creator.
If you find that place within you
from which you brought this thing about,
you will be able to live with it and affirm it,
perhaps even enjoy it, as your life.
- Joseph Campbell

Far better is it to dare mighty things,
to win glorious triumphs,
even though chequered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor spirits
who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
because they live in the grey twilight
that knows not victory or defeat.
- Theodore Roosevelt

In dwelling, live close to the ground.
In thinking, keep to the simple.
In conflict, be fair and generous.
In governing, don't try to control.
In work, do what you enjoy.
In family life, be completely present.
- Lao Tzu

I rest in the light of forgiveness.
I forgive myself and others for that
which is done (and better left undone)
and also that which is not done (and better if done).
I give myself permission to enjoy this moment without guilt.
I freely release all uncertainty, regret, and fear.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

After all, a job isn't worth doing unless you enjoy it.
- Dinah Sheridan

I like looking feminine and I enjoy being a role model.
I enjoy being a woman.
It all comes down to having the confidence to be who you are.
- Cathy Freeman

Freedom from care and anxiety of mind is a blessing,
which I apprehend such people enjoy in higher perfection than most others,
and is of the utmost consequence.
- William Falconer

I enjoy writing, sometimes; I think that most writers
will tell you about the agony of writing more than the joy of writing,
but writing is what I was meant to do.
- Leon Uris

I really enjoy acting.
At home I can't even finish a sentence,
and here I am reading these wonderful lines.
I think it must be every housewife's dream,
to be an actress part-time.
- Meg Tilly

I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.
- Cilla Black

Our Creator would never have made such lovely days,
and have given us the deep hearts to enjoy them,
above and beyond all thought, unless we were meant to be immortal.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

I was trying to do too many things at the same time,
which is my nature.
But I was enjoying it, and I still do enjoy it.
- Jimi Hendrix

Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry,
without a certain unsoundness of mind.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

There are people who are always anticipating trouble,
and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that
never really happen to them.
- Josh Billings

My focus is that firearms are handled safely and that
we can continue to enjoy them here in North America.
- Steve Kanaly

Youth, however, can afford to enjoy even its melancholy;
for the ultimate fact of which that melancholy is a
prophecy is a long way off.
- Richard Le Gallienne

If you're always strict with yourself,
life gets miserable.
And we're supposed to enjoy life.
- Mia Maestro

And these things are pretty much foundational:
thou shall not kill,
steal, bear false witness.
All these things are embedded into the laws we enjoy in our nation.
- Pat Robertson

I respect the game that goes on of putting this against that,
but I don't respect, nor do I enjoy,
an awful lot of the actual programs that go on the air.
- Roone Arledge

I try to be a truthful artist and I try to show a level of courage.
I enjoy that.
I'm a messenger.
- Jeff Koons

Our sages of blessed memory have said that we must
not enjoy any pleasure in this world without reciting a blessing.
- Shmuel Y. Agnon

I enjoy music that is commercial.
- Kenneth Edmonds

The security of our nation depends on the men and women
who are willing to sacrifice their safety,
and possibly their lives, to protect the freedoms the rest of us enjoy.
- Ben Nelson

I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person,
as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
- Mary Crosby

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- Joseph Heller


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