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For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations,
for Nature cannot be fooled.
- Richard P. Feynman

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that
we don't have to experience it.
- Max Frisch

Technology...
is a queer thing.
It brings you great gifts with one hand,
and it stabs you in the back with the other.
- Carrie P. Snow

The system of nature, of which man is a part,
tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting,
self-cleansing.
Not so with technology.
- E. F. Schumacher


 

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology.
The fog of information can drive out knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

I have an almost religious zeal...
not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me,
the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature,
linking up.
- Dan Millman

Technology is a gift of God.
After the gift of life it is perhaps the greatest of God's gifts.
It is the mother of civilizations, of arts and of sciences.
- Freeman Dyson


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If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence,
our servant may prove to be our executioner.
- Omar N. Bradley

The research rat of the future allows experimentation
without manipulation of the real world.
This is the cutting edge of modeling technology.
- John Spencer

The march of science and technology does not imply
growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people.
It often means the opposite.
- Thomas Sowell

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Technology has to be invented or adopted.
- Jared Diamond

What new technology does is create new opportunities
to do a job that customers want done.
- Tim O'Reilly

The telephone is a 100-year-old technology.
It's time for a change.
Charging for phone calls is something you did last century.
- Niklas Zennstrom

Technology is making gestures precise and brutal,
and with them men.
- Theodor Adorno

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial
elements profoundly depend on science and technology.
- Carl Sagan

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects
and potential hazards also escalate.
- Alvin Toffler

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
- Al Boliska

Sites need to be able to interact in one single,
universal space.
- Tim Berners-Lee

What's sort of interesting about the whole public relations
disaster that is the Net,
in some ways, is that the fundamentals are really good.
- Meg Whitman

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions
yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being.
- John Stuart Mill

The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- Bob Dole

The Web as I envisaged it, we have not seen it yet.
The future is still so much bigger than the past.
- Tim Berners-Lee

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions.
- Arnold H. Glasow

Defect-free software does not exist.
- Wietse Venema

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
- Alan Kay

We need a data network that can easily carry voice,
instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data.
- Reed Hundt

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
- Larry Wall

Everybody gets so much information all day long that
they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein

Microsoft is engaging in unlawful predatory practices
that go well beyond the scope of fair competition.
- Orrin Hatch

We're still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
- Scott Cook

Just as we could have rode into the sunset,
along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
- Andy Grove

I think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
Training will not substantially help matters.
We have to learn to live with it.
- Alan Perlis

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
- Fred Allen

It may not always be profitable at first for businesses to be online,
but it is certainly going to be unprofitable not to be online.
- Esther Dyson

The Internet is the most important single development
in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Dave Barry

I think people have a vague sense that the television system is changing.
- Michael K. Powell

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things
no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving
America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney

People are stunned to hear that one company has data
files on 185 million Americans.
- Ralph Nader

All of the books in the world contain no more information
than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year.
Not all bits have equal value.
- Carl Sagan

The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English,
because then I could charge you two hundred and forty-nine
dollars for the right to speak it.
- Scott McNealy

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
- Clifford Stoll

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to
needing what I've invented.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Technological progress has merely provided us with
more efficient means for going backwards.
- Aldous Huxley

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
- Alan Perlis

Congress will pass a law restricting public comment
on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum
of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.
- Andy Grove

You affect the world by what you browse.
- Tim Berners-Lee

Leaders have to act more quickly today.
The pressure comes much faster.
- Andy Grove

Civilization advances by extending the number of important
operations which we can perform without thinking of them.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Building one space station for everyone was and is insane:
we should have built a dozen.
- Larry Niven

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like
trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
- Larry Wall

Building technical systems involves a lot of hard work
and specialized knowledge:
languages and protocols,
coding and debugging, testing and refactoring.
- Jesse James Garrett

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul
and tools that were limiting.
In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone.
- Jaron Lanier

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
- Linus Torvalds

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is
like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.
- John Perry Barlow

Bill Gates is a very rich man today...
and do you want to know why? The answer is one word:
versions.
- Dave Barry

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
- B. F. Skinner

Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

The most important and urgent problems of the technology
of today are no longer the satisfactions of the primary
needs or of archetypal wishes,
but the reparation of the evils and damages by the technology of yesterday.
- Dennis Gabor

There are three roads to ruin; women,
gambling and technicians.
The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling,
but the surest is with technicians.
- Georges Pompidou

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind
you how powerful they are.
- Clive James

The protean nature of the computer is such that it
can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.
- Alan Kay

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
- William Gibson

I think complexity is mostly sort of crummy stuff that
is there because it's too expensive to change the interface.
- Jaron Lanier

Cyberspace.
A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators,
in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts.
- William Gibson

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
- John Perry Barlow

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants,
like most Lutheran boys.
I got a telescope.
My mother thought it would make the best gift.
- Wernher von Braun

We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace.
May it be more humane and fair than the world your
governments have made before.
- John Perry Barlow

The first rule of any technology used in a business
is that automation applied to an efficient operation
will magnify the efficiency.
The second is that automation applied to an inefficient
operation will magnify the inefficiency.
- Bill Gates

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'.
Oops.
Wrong One.
'Do it yourself'.
Yes, that's it.
- Linus Torvalds


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