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Funny Hope Quotes
Funny Quotes about Hope

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If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci


 

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Bob Hope

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving.
I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.
- William J. Clinton


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There is hope for the future because God has a sense
of humor and we are funny to God.
- Bill Cosby

The present is the ever moving shadow
that divides yesterday from tomorrow.
In that lies hope.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I Dream This Day of Wondrous Things,
of Peace and Hope and Pride.
I Dance My Dance with Life Today,
I'm Filled with Love Inside.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope

Poets have said that the reason to have children is
to give yourself immortality.
Immortality? Now that I have five children,
my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
- Bill Cosby

We must free ourselves of the hope
that the sea will ever rest.
We must learn to sail in high winds.
- Aristotle Onassis

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
- Abraham Lincoln

Love, hope, fear, faith - these make humanity;
These are its sign and note and character.
- Robert Browning Hamilton

I hope that you walk around the corner
and you get very surprised.
- Miranda Richardson

The hope of a secure and livable world
lies with disciplined nonconformists
who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you get the choice to sit it out or dance,
I hope you dance.
- Lee Ann Womack

Hope is a waking dream.
- Aristotle

We do not always see what is before our face -
sometimes we see what we hope to see,
or fear we will see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Architecture is basically a container of something.
I hope they will enjoy not so much the teacup,
but the tea.
- Yoshio Taniguchi

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope,
to love - and to put its trust in life.
- Joseph Conrad

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks
in great and honorable courses
with a sure hope and trust in itself.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

We come this way but once.
We can either tiptoe through life
and hope we get to death without being badly bruised
or we can live a full, complete life achieving
our goals and realizing our wildest dreams.
- Bob Proctor

A good question is never answered.
It is not a bolt to be tightened into place
but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed
toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.
- John Ciardi

Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost
my generation to preserve your freedom.
I hope you will make good use of it.
- John Quincy Adams

We must accept finite disappointment,
but never lose infinite hope.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

What is true of the individual will be
tomorrow true of the whole nation
if individuals will but refuse to lose heart and hope.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned
something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
- Walt Disney

Fear cannot be without hope nor hope without fear.
- Baruch Spinoza

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

My theory has always been, that if we are to dream,
the flatteries of hope are as cheap, and pleasanter,
than the gloom of despair.
- Thomas Jefferson

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess,
we act and think in vain,
and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is.
- Joseph Addison

Love recognizes no barriers.
It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to
arrive at it destination full of hope.
- Maya Angelou

It is above all by the imagination
that we achieve perception and compassion and hope.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Love comes to those who still hope
even though they've been disappointed,
to those who still believe
even though they've been betrayed,
to those who still love
even though they've been hurt before.
- Anonymous

All the great things are simple,
and many can be expressed in a single word:
freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
- Winston Churchill

I Hope You Dance
- the Lee Ann Womack song

Flowers are without hope.
Because hope is tomorrow and flowers have no tomorrow.
- Antonio Porchia

A very small degree of hope
is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
- Henri B. Stendhal

Open markets offer the only realistic hope of pulling
billions of people in developing countries out of abject poverty,
while sustaining prosperity in the industrialized world.
- Kofi Annan

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein

I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
- Helen Keller

I hope that no American will waste his franchise
and throw away his vote
by voting either for me or against me solely
on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.
- John F. Kennedy

Only those who can leave behind everything they
have ever believed in can hope to escape.
- William S. Burroughs

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.
- Arthur Miller

On what rests the hope of the republic? One country,
one language, one flag!
- Alexander Henry

We should not moor a ship with one anchor,
or our life with one hope.
- Epictetus

My hope is that 10 years from now, after I've been
across the street at work for a while,
they'll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are
something to do,
something to love,
and something to hope for.
- Joseph Addison

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Make big plans; aim high in hope and work,
remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded will not die.
- Daniel Burnham

He who has health has hope,
and he who has hope has everything.
- Anonymous

There is no hope of joy except in human relations.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver

There is hope and a kind of beauty in there somewhere,
if you look for it.
- H. R. Giger

It is difficult to say what is impossible,
for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today
and the reality of tomorrow.
- Robert H. Goddard

Looking after my health today gives me a better hope for tomorrow.
- Anne Wilson Schaef

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope
that keeps up a wife's spirits.
- John Gay

Music is something that always lifts my spirits and makes me happy,
and when I make music I always hope it will have the
same effect on whoever listens to it.
- Aaron Carter

A true friend is a source of strength and hope.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My compassionate intents are generally received clearly
and acted upon - perhaps not immediately,
or in exactly the way I hope -
but acted upon favorably, nonetheless.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I stand before God at the end of my life,
I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Erma Bombeck

My dream is of a place and a time where America
will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln

Abandon hope.
- Pema Chodron

Faith is the very first thing you should pack in a hope chest.
- Sarah Ban Breathnach

If money is your hope for independence,
you will never have it.
The only real security that
a man can have in this world
is a reserve of knowledge,
experience and ability.
- Henry Ford


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