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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir
Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
- Leslie Gore
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There is a time to cry for those we have lost,
and there is a time to wipe the tears and smile again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Cry for the souls of the angry,
for they sleep the troubled sleep of the damned.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous
If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life,
your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Be avid.
Create apart from perfection.
Risk failure.
Cover your words with sweat.
Run a little
Touch excruciatingly.
Laugh until you cry.
Dance with your eyes closed.
Care.
Understand you die a little in every moment.
Be Enlivened
- Mary Anne Radmacher
When a father gives to his son, both laugh;
when a son gives to his father, both cry.
- William Shakespeare
In most communities it is illegal
to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly.
Should it not be considered serious international misconduct
to manufacture a general war scare
in an effort to achieve local political aims?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
A loving relationship is one in which
the loved one is free to be himself -
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself,
to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and can never grow in a jealous heart.
- Leo F. Buscaglia
When you cry and weep,
when you are miserable,
you are alone.
When you celebrate,
the whole existence participates with you.
Only in celebration
do we meet the ultimate, the eternal.
Only in celebration
do we go beyond the circle of birth and death.
- Osho
You always feel better when you sing.
Music touches people's hearts.
You know, it doesn't go through your mental capacity,
it just moves you and it will let you cry.
It's worth it doing a show
and when you touch a crowd
and move yourself at the same
- Jewel
If you do not breathe through writing,
if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing,
then don't write, because our culture has no use for it.
- Anais Nin
I Did Not Die
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn's rain,
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
- Anonymous
I always like walking in the rain,
so no one can see me crying.
- Charlie Chaplin
Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)
If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci
A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I am always ready to learn
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin
Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers
Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein
I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill
Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield
When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl
An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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