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The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
- P. J. O'Rourke

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin


 

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography
until after they're dead.
- Samuel Goldwyn

It is an interesting question how far men
would retain their relative rank
if they were divested of their clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau


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People living their lives for you on TV;
They say they're better than you, and you agree.
- Jewel

Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president,
but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
- John F. Kennedy

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

The essence of all religions is one.
Only their approaches are different.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

It has always been a mystery to me
how men can feel themselves honored
by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings,
and so, give them the power to pull ours.
- Aldous Huxley

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Let parents bequeath to their children
not riches, but the spirit of reverence.
- Plato

I cannot persuade myself that a
beneficent and omnipotent God
would have designedly created parasitic wasps
with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of caterpillars.
- Charles Darwin

Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Few are those who see with their own eyes
and feel with their own hearts.
- Albert Einstein

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap
whence everyone must take an equal portion,
most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
- Socrates

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

Keep your attention focused entirely
on what is truly your own concern,
and be clear that what belongs to others
is their business and none of yours.
- Epictetus

Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those that want friends to open themselves unto
are cannibals of their own hearts.
- Francis Bacon

Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

Careers and relationships also have their cycles
of birth, growth, and death -
to be followed by rebirth and the renewal of the cycle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It takes time to persuade men to do even
what is for their own good.
- Thomas Jefferson

Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins

The common denominator of our heroes
is that each set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To a philosopher all news,
as it is called, is gossip,
and they who edit and read it
are old women over their tea.
- Henry David Thoreau

Heroes act in spite of their fear,
while the rest of us act because of our fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the arena of human life,
the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action.
- Aristotle

Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them!
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it.
Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.
- Epictetus

Nothing others do is because of you.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects.
- Charles de Gaulle

Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface,
and turtles can only move forward when they stick their neck out,
but investors face risk no matter what they do.
- Charles A. Jaffe

It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too
often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes.
- Andrew Jackson

Lovers may be and indeed generally are enemies,
but they never can be friends, because there must always
be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.
- George Byron

Children are natural Zen masters;
their world is brand new in each and every moment.
- John Bradshaw

The people are the government, administering it by their agents;
they are the government,
the sovereign power.
- Andrew Jackson

I must follow the people.
Am I not their leader?
- Benjamin Disraeli

I distrust those people who know so well
what God wants them to do,
because I notice it always coincides
with their own desires.
- Susan B. Anthony

We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.
- Winston Churchill

All architects want to live beyond their deaths.
- Philip Johnson

Americans are the only people in the world known to
me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their
college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
- Paul Fussell

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting
on his past actions and their motives -
of approving of some and disapproving of others.
- Charles Darwin

The interests of a nation, when well understood,
will be found to coincide with their moral duties.
- Thomas Jefferson

As many raindrops join to form a great river of water,
many souls join their highest intent to form
the river of evolved consciousness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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