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Funny Cried Quotes
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I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You're young enough to get away with things,
but you're old enough, too.
- Liv Tyler

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb

When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man.
I only cried for ten hours.
- Daley Thompson

On planes I always cry.
Something about altitude, the lack of oxygen and the bad movies.
I cried over a St.
Bernard movie once on a plane.
That was really embarrassing.
- Michael Stipe


 

I made mistakes in drama.
I thought drama was when actors cried.
But drama is when the audience cries.
- Frank Capra

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero

Criticism, even when you try to ignore it,
can hurt.
I have cried over many articles written about me,
but I move on and I don't hold on to that .
- Diana Ross


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Those newspapers of the nation which most loudly cried
dictatorship against me would have been the first to
justify the beginnings of dictatorship by somebody else.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

I've cried, and you'd think I'd be better for it,
but the sadness just sleeps, and it stays in my spine the rest of my life.
- Conor Oberst

Inside that book, it's my life-all the places where
I'm hurting or I laughed or I cried or I prayed.
And I've had to pray a lot!
- June Carter Cash

When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy.
The only question that matters is this -
when you die,
will you be happy when everybody else is crying?
- Tony Campolo

If I fell down and hurt myself, I never cried.
There was no one to hear me.
- Louise Fletcher

As a young child, I was never a crier.
I never cried to get my way, or even when I was in pain.
- Dan O'Brien

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
- Victoria Jackson

I took Bobby Kennedy through the delta and he cried like a baby.
- Charles Evers

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears
because there were no more worlds to conquer.
Eric Bristow is only 27.
- Sid Waddell

In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud:
Under the bludgeoning of chance my head is bloody,
but unbowed.
- William Ernest Henley

I have always had school sickness, as others have seasickness.
I cried when it was time to go back to school long
after I was old enough to be ashamed of such behavior.
- Jacques Derrida

If you haven't cried, your eyes can't be beautiful.
- Sophia Loren

When liberals finally grasped the strength of popular
feeling about the family,
they cried to appropriate the rhetoric and symbolism
of family values for their own purposes.
- Christopher Lasch

I tried college for three months but I was desperately unhappy.
I just wanted to perform.
I was getting straight As but I had no friends and cried every day.
- Keira Knightley

His eyes so dim, so wasted each limb,
that, heedless of grammar, they all cried,
that's him!
- Richard Harris Barham

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes.
I also cry at weddings.
I should have cried at a couple of my own.
- Ethel Merman

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital,
and cried.
I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
- Stephen King

If we steal thoughts from the moderns,
it will be cried down as plagiarism;
if from the ancients,
it will be cried up as erudition.
- Charles Caleb Colton

The apostles were moved, not so much by an intellectual apprehension,
as by a spiritual illumination.
They met men, and the need of those men whom they met cried aloud to them.
- Roland Allen

I cried all the way to the bank.
- Liberace

The tears I have cried over Germany have dried.
I have washed my face.
- Marlene Dietrich

George Foreman.
A miracle.
A mystery to myself.
Who am I? The mirror says back.
The George you was always meant to be.
Wasn't always like that.
Used to look in the mirror and cried a river.
- George Foreman

I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer,
it made my mother cry.
He was 16 at the time.
And I saw that she broke down and cried.
I never wanted to hurt my mother, so I kept away from drugs.
- Ving Rhames

True love doesn't happen right away;
it's an ever-growing process.
It develops after you've gone through many ups and downs,
when you've suffered together, cried together,
laughed together.
- Ricardo Montalban

Yes, and I had pimples so badly it used to make me so shy.
I used not to look at myself.
I'd hide my face in the dark, I wouldn't want to look
in the mirror and my father teased me and I just hated it and I cried everyday.
- Michael Jackson

I am a most noteworthy sinner, but I have cried out
to the Lord for grace and mercy,
and they have covered me completely.
I have found the sweetest consolation since I made
it my whole purpose to enjoy His marvellous Presence.
- Christopher Columbus

Our publicist at Warner Brothers is a young guy who
has worked so hard for seven years with us and when
we saw him backstage he broke down and cried.
He couldn't believe it happened.
It was seeing him so overcome when we realised how much it really meant.
- Wayne Coyne

All of a sudden to get all of this attention,
and to be away from home and working all the time was hard.
I was on planes all the time.
I didn't see my friends.
I cried a lot.
It was quite terrifying.
- Kate Moss

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out.
It was all about the need to just get a job,
and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow.
I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time,
simply laughing until we cried.
- Rob Schneider

Federal prison, if you get any of it,
you're going to have to do 85% of it.
And the reason why I called it that is because I had
a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole...
it wasn't about him being in jail.
He cried about the 85%.
- Mike Epps

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
- Leslie Gore

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous

Cry for the souls of the angry,
for they sleep the troubled sleep of the damned.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is a time to cry for those we have lost,
and there is a time to wipe the tears and smile again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life,
your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Be avid.
Create apart from perfection.
Risk failure.
Cover your words with sweat.
Run a little
Touch excruciatingly.
Laugh until you cry.
Dance with your eyes closed.
Care.
Understand you die a little in every moment.
Be Enlivened
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
- James Russell Lowell

The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
- Iris Murdoch

The one thing that kept our family together was the music.
The only thing that our family would share emotionally
was to have our dad cry over something the kids did with music.
- Dennis Wilson

The dead cannot cry out for justice.
It is a duty of the living to do so for them.
- Lois McMaster Bujold

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you,
you should stay home and have a good cry.
- Josh Billings

I cry out for order and find it only in art.
- Helen Hayes

I grew up not liking my father very much.
I never saw him cry.
But he must have.
Everybody cries.
- Charley Pride

When a father gives to his son, both laugh;
when a son gives to his father, both cry.
- William Shakespeare

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
- Ron Reagan

In most communities it is illegal
to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly.
Should it not be considered serious international misconduct
to manufacture a general war scare
in an effort to achieve local political aims?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Love is when you shed a tear and still want him,
it's when he ignores you and you still love him,
it's when he loves another girl but you still smile
and say I'm happy for you,
when all you really do is cry.
- Kimberly Lynn Brodsky

When you cry and weep,
when you are miserable,
you are alone.
When you celebrate,
the whole existence participates with you.
Only in celebration
do we meet the ultimate, the eternal.
Only in celebration
do we go beyond the circle of birth and death.
- Osho

You always feel better when you sing.
Music touches people's hearts.
You know, it doesn't go through your mental capacity,
it just moves you and it will let you cry.
It's worth it doing a show
and when you touch a crowd
and move yourself at the same
- Jewel

A loving relationship is one in which
the loved one is free to be himself -
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself,
to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and can never grow in a jealous heart.
- Leo F. Buscaglia

Great were the lamentation and the cry when the news
of this mischance was noised about the city.
Such a tumult of mourning was never before heard,
for the whole city was moved.
- Marie de France

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh.
I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists,
but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating,
wonderful thing.
- Joan Allen

Yes, I have made a woman cry.
- Enrique Iglesias

Every obnoxious act is a cry for help.
- Zig Ziglar

My first book was rejected nine times.
It turned out to be a best seller, Battle Cry? in 1953.
- Leon Uris

The real good comedians, like Chaplin,
would make you laugh and a second later,
cry.
- Martin Landau

I wish to please the people, but I want to make them cry,
perhaps.
There, I have said it.
- Anna Held

I've been told by people that it's okay to cry but,
you know what, it's been used against me.
- Peter Steele

In violent streets and broken homes,
the cry of anguished souls is not for more laws but
for more conscience and character.
- Cal Thomas

I'm just one of those people that if I sit down to watch a horror film,
I put my hands over my face and I cry a lot and I don't
see half of the film because I'm too upset.
- Neve Campbell

If you know somebody is going to be awfully annoyed by something you write,
that's obviously very satisfying, and if they howl with rage or cry,
that's honey.
- A. N. Wilson

You know what makes me teary? Goya.
Goya makes me cry.
- Isaac Mizrahi


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