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Funny Born Quotes
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Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

I was born in very sorry circumstances.
Both of my parents were very sorry.
- Norman Wisdom

In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born
at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain


 

We are born believing.
A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

The rich are not born skeptical or cynical.
They are made that way by events, circumstances.
- Paul Getty


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We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
- Lao Tzu

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
- Lady Bird Johnson

Some people are born on third base and go through life
thinking they hit a triple.
- Barry Switzer

Children are born innocent.
Before they are domesticated they live in the moment,
love without fear, and don't even think about the opinions of others.
- don Miguel Ruiz

It is incontestable and deplorable
that Negroes have committed crimes;
but they are derivative crimes.
They are born of the greater crimes of the white society.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A baby is born with a need to be loved -
and never outgrows it.
- Frank Howard Clark

A single event can awaken a stranger totally unknown to us.
To live is to be slowly born.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Even from the darkest night songs of beauty can be born.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

That I was born to this circle - I am blessed.
That I choose to stand in this circle - I am proud.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Born again?!
No, I'm not.
Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
- Dennis Miller

Every man and woman is born into the world
to do something unique and something distinctive;
and if he or she does not do it,
it will never be done.
- Benjamin E. Mays

All men are born equally free.
- Salmon P. Chase

I have always been regretting that
I was not as wise as the day I was born.
- Henry David Thoreau

Everyone is born a genius,
but the process of living de-geniuses them.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more
completely human traits are now born.
- G. Stanley Hall

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice,
and is never the result of selfishness.
- Napoleon Hill

Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
- Henry David Thoreau

To everything there is a season,
and a time to every purpose under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die.
- Ecclesiastes 3:1

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers.
Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
- Elayne Boosler

Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your
secret reveries that you were born to control affairs.
- Andrew Carnegie

Friends are born, not made.
- Henry Adams

Don't limit a child to your own learning,
for he was born in another time.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The novel is born of disillusionment;
the poem,
of despair.
- Jose Bergamin

I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family
I could possibly have hoped for.
- Maureen O'Hara

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
- Joan Collins

We are all born for love.
It is the principle of existence, and its only end.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock

The human brain starts working the moment you are born
and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
- George Jessel

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship can we
create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
- Orson Welles

Man always dies before he is fully born.
- Erich Fromm

We must cultivate our own garden.
When man was put in the garden of Eden he was put there so that he should work,
which proves that man was not born to rest.
- Voltaire

Everything that gets born dies.
- Morrie Schwartz

And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born
it compels humility: what we began is now its own.
- Margaret Mead

Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Anais Nin

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I was born with music inside me.
Music was one of my parts.
Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart.
Like my blood.
It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene.
It was a necessity for me-like food or water.
- Ray Charles

Let the word go forth from this time and place,
to friend and foe alike,
that the torch has been passed
to a new generation of Americans -
born in this century, tempered by war,
disciplined by a hard and bitter peace.
- John F. Kennedy

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves,
Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.
- Marianne Williamson

The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born -
that there is a genetic factor to leadership.
This myth asserts that people simply either
have certain charismatic qualities or not.
That's nonsense; in fact, the opposite is true.
Leaders are made rather than born.
- Warren G. Bennis

Most people think that anger is an instinctive response,
and that some people were just born with the temperament
to get angrier faster than others.
That statement is only half right.
Anger is an instinctive response.
We respond to an affront with anger essentially instantaneously -
much too quickly for conscious thought to be called upon.
But the instinct of the anger response
can be trained through conscious repetition,
visualization, and coaching.
Visualization is seeing the event
we desire to master in our mind's eye.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure about you.
We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us.
- Marianne Williamson

We emphasize that we believe in change because we were born of it,
we have lived by it, we prospered and grew great by it.
So the status quo has never been our god,
and we ask no one else to bow down before it.
- Carl T. Rowan

Love is what we were born with.
Fear is what we learned here.
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- Marianne Williamson

All of us grow up in particular realities -
a home,
family, a clan, a small town, a neighborhood.
Depending upon how we're brought up,
we are either deeply aware of the particular reading
of reality into which we are born,
or we are peripherally aware of it.
- Chaim Potok

For your born writer, nothing is so healing as the
realization that he has come upon the right word.
- Catherine Drinker Bowen

Actually I don't remember being born,
it must have happened during one of my black outs.
- Jim Morrison

My priorities had been changing before I had Addie
but after she was born they changed completely.
I don't count - my daughter sort of owns me.
- Kim Basinger

The first duty of a state is to see that every child
born therein shall be well housed,
clothed, fed and educated till it attains years of discretion.
- John Ruskin

The actual atoms and molecules that make up my brain
and body today are not the same ones that I was born with on September 8,
1954, a half-century ago this month.
- Michael Shermer

You're born.
You suffer.
You die.
Fortunately, there's a loophole.
- Billy Graham

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
- Pete Townshend

Fascism is not in itself a new order of society.
It is the future refusing to be born.
- Aneurin Bevan

I have known Harold Ford Jr. since before he was born,
in that his father was my driver in the 1966 governor's race,
and has remained a friend of mine all these years.
- John Jay Hooker

As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio,
about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the
Wrights have been in my memories as long as I can remember.
- Neil Armstrong

When you're born again, your DNA changes.
You have the ability to understand God's terms.
- Bill McCartney

I was not willing to give up because I was born to
like taking risks and that is my way of life.
- Alain Robert

Just as a son, to be a son of man, must be of the same
nature and spirit of his father;
so with the sons of God,
and so it will be with all who are born of the spirit of God.
- Elias Hicks

I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey,
and no one had ever taught anybody that young,
back in those days.
- Bernie Worrell


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