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Funny Population Quotes
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Population, when unchecked, goes on doubling itself
every 25 years or increases in a geometrical ratio.
- Thomas Malthus

It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes

Education...
has produced a vast population able to read but unable
to distinguish what is worth reading.
- G. M. Trevelyan

Today, if you look at financial systems around the globe,
more than half the population of the world -
out of six billion people,
more than three billion - do not qualify to take out a loan from a bank.
This is a shame.
- Muhammad Yunus


 

For too long, we financed our schools in a way that
has systematically left large segments of our population behind.
- Ruben Hinojosa

The middle class, in the white population,
encompasses a wide swath.
- Constance Baker Motley

The West German population would protest passionately
if it knew what secret meetings between the federal chancellor,
McCoy, and foreign and Nazi generals are planning.
- Walter Ulbricht


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You wouldn't believe how the town was named for me.
I was met by the whole population, headed by the mayor.
- Lillie Langtry

Of course, a positive growth rate might be taken as
evidence that a population is below its optimum.
- Garrett Hardin

Still, whether we like it or not, the task of speeding
up the decrease of the human population becomes increasingly urgent.
- Havelock Ellis

There are reasons for believing that the English increase will far surpass others,
and that the diffusion of the United States will ultimately
produce the general population of America.
- Ezra Stiles

No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population
by force of arms forever.
- J. Michael Straczynski

The great increase of our population throughout the
Union will alone produce an important effect,
and in no quarter will it be so sensibly felt as in those in contemplation.
- James Monroe

They divided the city into three electoral wards,
and in one ward there was 70 percent of the people,
the Catholic population, and they elected eight representatives to the city council.
- John Hume

Our population is headed for a stable plateau,
which means an aging population.
- Emanuel Celler

Do not forget birthdays.
This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population.
- Gertrude Stein

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying
the cravings of two per cent of the world's population.
- Bill Bryson

With a growing population, there is a growing need
for more water delivery and storage.
- Joe Baca

President Bush's war on Iraq is viewed broadly in Islamic
communities as an attack on Islam,
and thus the President has alienated a large part of
one fifth of the world's population.
- John Olver

The increase in the world's population represents our victory against death.
- Julian Lincoln Simon

We all worry about the population explosion,
but we don't worry about it at the right time.
- Arthur Hoppe

The superior power of population cannot be checked
without producing misery or vice.
- Thomas Malthus

We need to continue to decrease the growth rate of the global population;
the planet can't support many more people.
- Nina Fedoroff

The Federal prison population has increased more than
7-fold over the past 20 years.
- Bobby Scott

There is an Islamic population in France,
most of which comes from the North African countries.
- Jean-Marie Le Pen

Population, when unchecked, increases in a geometrical ratio.
- Thomas Malthus

The optimum population is, then, less than the maximum.
- Garrett Hardin

There is a hugely underserved population out there...
those who are the least capable of paying pay the highest.
- James Cameron

Ours is not a poor country and even though we are now a poor people,
there should be no room for the despondency that has
settled on large sections of the population.
- John Agyekum Kufuor

Jails and prisons are designed to break human beings,
to convert the population into specimens in a zoo -
obedient to our keepers,
but dangerous to each other.
- Angela Davis

The broad masses of a population are more amenable
to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force.
- Adolf Hitler

The black population now consists of two distinct classes-the
middle class and the poor.
- Constance Baker Motley

The constant effort towards population,
which is found even in the most vicious societies,
increases the number of people before the means of
subsistence are increased.
- Thomas Malthus

One in four children being victimized? That's about
seven children in every classroom.
That's a significant proportion of the population.
- Wendy Craig

Politically speaking, you don't necessarily give away
information that allows your enemy to get an upper hand.
But at the same time you don't keep reality from the population.
- Dwight Schultz

Since the end of the Second World War,
our population has more than doubled to 27 million people.
- Kim Campbell

There is a great deal of work that can be done between
the SDLP representing the Nationalist population and the Unionist Parties,
and I believe we should set down to do that.
- Dick Spring

We can survive as a population only if we conserve,
develop sustainably, and protect the world's resources.
- Silvia Cartwright

I have just joined the Board of the Population Institute
because I am convinced that early stabilization of
the world's population is important for the attainment of this objective.
- Walter Kohn

There has always been quite a strong black and white
art tradition in Australia,
with quite a large contingent of cartoonists,
given the size of the population.
- Pat Oliphant

When you're bringing in a fairly unknown candidate
challenging a sitting president,
the population needs a lot more information than reduced coverage provides.
- Walter Cronkite

We are entering a new phase in human history -
one in which fewer and fewer workers will be needed
to produce the goods and services for the global population.
- Jeremy Rifkin

If we do not voluntarily bring population growth under
control in the next one or two decades,
the nature will do it for us in the most brutal way,
whether we like it or not.
- Henry W. Kendall

The population forecast for the United States in 1970 is 170 million.
The population forecast for Russia alone in 1970 is 251 million.
The implications are clear.
- Emanuel Celler

Britons seem to have given up on assimilating their Muslim population,
with many British elites patting themselves on the
back for their tolerance and multiculturalism.
- Linda Chavez

We've shown the world that New York can never be defeated,
because of its dynamic and diverse population and because
it embodies the spirit of enterprise and the love of liberty.
- Michael Bloomberg

Three-quarters of the world's population doesn't have enough to eat!
- Helen Reddy

We must remember, too, that the Russian population
of the Caucasus are to a large extent Muslims,
and the areas such as Georgia which have aspirations of their own.
- Aly Khan

All I claimed was that when a drastic change occurs,
it occurs in a relatively small and isolated population.
- Ernst Mayr

The passion of the Italian or the Italian-American
population is endless for food and lore and everything about it.
- Mario Batali

Schools that are to cater for the whole population
must offer courses that are as rich and varied as are
the needs and abilities of the children who enter them.
- Peter Fraser

My patient population has a low recidivism rate,
but if they haven't made up their minds that it is permanent,
then of course, they will fail.
- Robert Atkins

I fail to understand how you can justify a poll tax
on the entire population,
yet exclude a significant proportion of that population
from programmes that this tax is paying for.
- Jonathan Dimbleby

Living in an entirely different physical as well as biotic environment,
such a population would have unique opportunities to
enter new niches and to select novel adaptive pathways.
- Ernst Mayr

Currently, Boston has only nine percent of the state's population -
but we provide more than 16 percent of the jobs and
19 percent of the state's revenues.
- Thomas Menino

Illinois has less than a 12 percent black population
and I won with 55 percent of the vote.
- Carol Moseley Braun

I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who
married and brought up a large family,
did more service than he who continued single,
and only talked of population.
- Oliver Goldsmith

In order to stabilize world population,
we must eliminate 350,000 per day.
- Jacques Yves Cousteau

As population susceptibilities are better understood,
we will be in a better position than we are in today
to make informed decisions about risk management.
- Samuel Wilson

I wanted to shoot straight, mainstream,
somehow off-beat.
Not only realistic West, which is quite unfamiliar
to the world's population -
even to a lot of Americans.
- Ang Lee

Maine's long and cold winters may help keep our State's population low,
but our harsh climate also accounts for what is unique
and valuable about our land and our people.
- Tom Allen

We estimate that humanitarian agencies have access
to about 350,000 vulnerable people in Darfur -
only about one third of the estimated total population in need.
- Jan Egeland

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same
insurance as the rest of the population.
If they are segregated, it will be a poor plan for poor people.
- John Goodman

USA Today has come out with a new survey -
apparently,
three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
- David Letterman

Reaching out to Hispanics is critical to our future.
The fastest-growing, and most conservative,
segment of the population are natural Republicans.
- Ken Mehlman

About 20 per cent of the population believe themselves
to have a food allergy and only about five per cent actually do.
- John Warner

Today's population of adolescents and young adults
is the largest in our nation's history.
- Ruben Hinojosa

Although children are only 24 percent of the population,
they're 100 percent of our future and we cannot afford
to provide any child with a substandard education.
- Ed Markey

There is a very large chunk of our population who firmly
believe in extraterrestrials.
- Jeri Ryan

But as population became denser, the natural chemical
and biological recycling processes became overloaded,
calling for a redefinition of property rights.
- Garrett Hardin

A finite world can support only a finite population;
therefore,
population growth must eventually equal zero.
- Garrett Hardin


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