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Funny Others Quotes
Funny Quotes about Others

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Appreciate again and again, freshly and naively,
the basic goods of life, with awe,
pleasure, wonder and even ecstasy,
however stale these experiences may have become to others.
- Abraham Maslow

I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
- Winston Churchill


 

Some days just go to Hell faster than others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein


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It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
- Judith Martin

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As we work to create light for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Create happiness for others.
- Dale Carnegie

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker

Nothing others do is because of you.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Keep your attention focused entirely
on what is truly your own concern,
and be clear that what belongs to others
is their business and none of yours.
- Epictetus

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others
will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves.
- Helen Keller

Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

Take charge of your life!
You are responsible to yourself - not to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer

Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw

I look only to the good qualities of men.
Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Live life with no regrets and no resentments.
Whatever happened in the past,
forgive yourself and others. Choose love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything that irritates us about others
can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- Carl Jung

Life becomes harder for us when we live for others,
but it also becomes richer and happier.
- Albert Schweitzer

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains,
but to live in a way that respects
and enhances the freedom of others.
- Nelson Mandela

The healthy man does not torture others -
generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
- Carl Jung

The jealous are troublesome to others,
but a torment to themselves.
- William Penn

If you would convince others,
seem open to conviction yourself.
- Lord Chesterfield

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others,
but far enough ahead to motivate them.
- John C. Maxwell

Those who deny freedom to others
deserve it not for themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Whatever happened in the past,
forgive yourself and others.
Choose love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government,
except all the others that have been tried.
- Winston Churchill

It's your life - live your own goals,
your own values, your own life.
Be of service to others,
but make your own decisions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Many people excuse their own faults
but judge other persons harshly.
We should reverse this attitude
by excusing others' shortcomings
and by harshly examining our own.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge,
others just gargle.
- Robert Anthony

I choose to live a life of gratitude and joy,
inspiring others to follow my example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life
comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Resilience is about believing in yourself,
and trusting your own wisdom rather than
being swayed by the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that the act of smiling makes both you and others happier.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes

Never impose on others what
you would not choose for yourself.
- Confucius (Ancient Chinese)

Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
- Jonathan Swift

We can't control the impressions others form about us,
and the effort to do so only debases our character.
- Epictetus

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
- Albert Einstein

I have no need to conform to the stereotypes
others have defined for me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be clear with yourself about what you mean
in conversations with others, and especially with yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Work out your own salvation.
Do not depend on others.
- The Buddha

Above all, don't lie to yourself.
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie
comes to a point that he cannot
distinguish the truth within him, or around him,
and so loses all respect for himself and for others.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
- Roger Miller

As we light a path for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I never will, by any word or act, bow to the shrine of intolerance
or admit a right of inquiry into the religious opinions of others.
- Thomas Jefferson

Essentially all suffering is the result of...
1. Comparing what we have (or don't have) today
... with what we had yesterday.
2. Comparing what we fear we might have (or not have) tomorrow)
... with what we have today.
3. Comparing what we have (or don't have) with what others have.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The meaning of our self is not to be found
in its separateness from God and others,
but in the ceaseless realization of yoga, of union.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition
of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
- Scott Adams

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.
- Publilius Syrus

Never do things others can do and will do
if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
- Amelia Earhart

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
- Ausonius

One of the secrets of life is that
all that is really worth the doing
is what we do for others.
- Lewis Carroll

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads
when he thinks of marrying;
it's separating himself from all the others.
- Helen Rowland

A lie travels round the world while
truth is putting her boots on.
- French Proverb
(also attributed to Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, and others)

God gives some more than others
because some accept more than others.
- Ernest Holmes

A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)


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