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Funny Others Quotes
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As we work to create light for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
- Winston Churchill

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein


 

Some days just go to Hell faster than others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
- Judith Martin

Appreciate again and again, freshly and naively,
the basic goods of life, with awe,
pleasure, wonder and even ecstasy,
however stale these experiences may have become to others.
- Abraham Maslow

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

Create happiness for others.
- Dale Carnegie

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

I look only to the good qualities of men.
Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you would convince others,
seem open to conviction yourself.
- Lord Chesterfield

Take charge of your life!
You are responsible to yourself - not to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing others do is because of you.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer

The healthy man does not torture others -
generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
- Carl Jung

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde

Live life with no regrets and no resentments.
Whatever happened in the past,
forgive yourself and others. Choose love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything that irritates us about others
can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- Carl Jung

Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker

Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau

The jealous are troublesome to others,
but a torment to themselves.
- William Penn

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others
will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves.
- Helen Keller

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains,
but to live in a way that respects
and enhances the freedom of others.
- Nelson Mandela

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Keep your attention focused entirely
on what is truly your own concern,
and be clear that what belongs to others
is their business and none of yours.
- Epictetus

Life becomes harder for us when we live for others,
but it also becomes richer and happier.
- Albert Schweitzer

He who controls others may be powerful,
but he who has mastered himself is mightier still.
- Lao Tzu

Let reason trump tradition and the opinions of others,
but let your own sense of what is Right trump even reason.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Children are born innocent.
Before they are domesticated they live in the moment,
love without fear, and don't even think about the opinions of others.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
- Benjamin Franklin

Your greatest gift to others is to be happy
and to radiate your happiness to the entire world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The meaning of our self is not to be found
in its separateness from God and others,
but in the ceaseless realization of yoga, of union.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
- Albert Einstein

Once you respect yourself, there is no longer
any reason to disrespect anyone else.
Once you are confident of your own worthiness,
the worthiness of others ceases to be an issue.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The promises we makes to ourselves are the things
that assure us we have the capacity to keep our promises to others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The freedom we are looking for
is the freedom to be ourselves,
to express ourselves. But if we look at our lives
we will see that most of the time
we do things just to please others ...
The worst part is that most of us
are not even aware that we are not free.
-Don Miguel Ruiz

Life is an exciting business,
and most exciting when it is lived for others.
- Helen Keller

What you leave behind is not what
is engraved in stone monuments,
but what is woven into the lives of others.
- Pericles

As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands.
One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
- Audrey Hepburn

We Learn...
10% of what we read,
20% of what we hear,
30% of what we see,
50% of what we see and hear,
70% of what we discuss,
80% of what we experience,
95% of what we teach others.
- William Glasser

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
- Anne Frank

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us;
what we have done for others and the world
remains and is immortal.
- Albert Pike

When I am able to resist the temptation to judge others,
I can see them as teachers.
- Gerald Jampolsky

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government,
except all the others that have been tried.
- Winston Churchill

If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams

Never do things others can do and will do
if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
- Amelia Earhart

One of the surest ways to cause
yourself great suffering
is to insist upon being right -
to demand that all others view life
exactly as you view it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

I believe life's rich experiences need to be shared with others -
for me this is the way one builds knowledge.
- Pravs J

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Being human, we are imperfect. That's why we need each other.
To catch each other when we falter.
To encourage each other when we lose heart.
Some may lead; others may follow; but none of us can go it alone.
- Hilary Clinton

Take time to contemplate -
away from the opinions and influence of others -
what you really want
and what you believe to be important in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself.
- Michel de Montaigne

Great opportunities to help others seldom come,
but small ones surround us every day.
- Sally Koch

Never mind what others do;
do better than yourself,
beat your own record from day to day,
and you are a success.
- William J. H. Boetcker

Those who are dedicated to a life of wisdom
understand that the impulse to blame
something or someone is foolishness,
that there is nothing to be gained in blaming,
whether it be others or oneself.
- Epictetus

Forgiveness is really a gift to yourself -
have the compassion to forgive others,
and the courage to forgive yourself.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches
as to conceive how others can be in want.
- Jonathan Swift

The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi

Happiness... consists in giving, and in serving others.
- Henry Drummond


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