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Funny Inspiration Quotes
Funny Quotes about Inspiration

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In spite of unseasonable wind, snow
and unexpected weather of all sorts -
a gardener still plants.
And tends what they have planted ...
believing that Spring will come.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton PHOTO

I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality
by contact with this great novel land of yours
which sticks up out of the Atlantic.
- Winston Churchill

Seek first to understand,
then to be understood.
- Stephen Covey


 

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The process of scientific discovery is,
in effect, a continual flight from wonder.
- Albert Einstein

Inspiration is God making contact with itself.
- Ram Dass


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The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

The glow of one warm thought
is to me worth more than money.
- Thomas Jefferson

Gratitude in advance is the most powerful
creative force in the universe.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I had forgotten how much light there is in the world,
'til you gave it back to me.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein

One bold inspiration choreographs a dance with promise.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We ourselves feel that what we are doing
is just a drop in the ocean.
But the ocean would be less
because of that missing drop.
- Mother Teresa

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered
with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.
- Winston Churchill

Nothing happens unless first a dream.
- Carl Sandburg

Genius is one percent inspiration
and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
- Thomas Edison

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't wait for inspiration.
You have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London

While most managers spend their time attempting
to predict the future accurately -
and while that's valuable -
the best managers are able to generate a future
which was not going to happen otherwise -
that is, a future which was not predictable.
- Werner Erhard

Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Above all else, my inspiration is friendship.
- Bono

I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I open to inspiration.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.
- Nolan Bushnell

My mother taught me about the power of inspiration and courage,
and she did it with a strength and a passion that I wish could be bottled.
- Carly Fiorina

Courage is like a soaring redwood;
Love is the seed that provides the inspiration,
and Fear is the manure that provides the raw energy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nature is my manifestation of God.
I go to nature every day for inspiration in the day's work.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Ideas, yes.
Inspiration, yes.
Creativity, yes.
Planning, yes.
Perseverance, yes.
More perseverance, yes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself
the means of inspiration and survival.
- Winston Churchill

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary;
new, universal, and more liberal laws
will begin to establish themselves around and within him;
or the old laws be expanded, and interpreted in his favor
in a more liberal sense,
and he will live with the license of a higher order of beings.
- Henry David Thoreau

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe in intuition and inspiration.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
For knowledge is limited,
whereas imagination embraces the entire world,
stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution.
It is, strictly speaking, a real factor in scientific research.
- Albert Einstein

I decided that it was not wisdom that
enabled poets to write their poetry,
but a kind of instinct or inspiration,
such as you find in seers and prophets
who deliver all their sublime messages
without knowing in the least what they mean.
- Socrates

Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to
give themselves importance.
- Jean Anouilh

The book is there for inspiration and as a foundation,
the fundamentals on which to build.
- Thomas Keller

Who knows where inspiration comes from.
Perhaps it arises from desperation.
Perhaps it comes from the flukes of the universe,
the kindness of the muses.
- Amy Tan

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
- Jon Stewart

Method is much, technique is much, but inspiration is even more.
- Benjamin Cardozo

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps,
the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel,
and the Irish.
- Leon Uris

One night I went to see Bobby at the Flamingo.
Because he was my hero, I would visit him for inspiration.
- Wayne Newton

For me, songwriting is something I have to do ritually.
I don't just wait for inspiration; I try to write a little bit every day.
- Sean Lennon

Inspiration may be a form of super-consciousness,
or perhaps of subconsciousness I wouldn't know.
But I am sure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness.
- Aaron Copland

Inspiration exists, but it has to find us working.
- Pablo Picasso

Any composer who is gloriously conscious that he is
a composer must believe that he receives his inspiration
from a source higher than himself.
- John Philip Sousa

The groups, though, were my inspiration way back then.
I liked Frankie Lyman and the Teenagers.
- Eddie Floyd

My dad served in two wars has been flying airplanes for 60 years now.
He was certainly quite an inspiration.
- John L. Phillips

If somebody asked me about my inspiration I would say
that it's not the peopleand it's not the things,
it's travel and experiencing different environments.
- Marc Newson

It is a fact often observed,
that men have written good verses
under the inspiration of passion,
who cannot write well under other circumstances.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman is always a mystery: one must not be fooled
by her face and her hearts inspiration.
- Edmondo De Amicis

To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn
than to the imperishable truth to be found in this treasure house,
the Bible?
- Elizabeth II

What Fred Lebow went through was an inspiration for me.
You have to set goals for yourself.
- Grete Waitz

Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind.
- Johannes Brahms

Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do.
Where there is love and inspiration,
I don't think you can go wrong.
- Ella Fitzgerald

I long to speak out the intense inspiration that comes
to me from the lives of strong women.
- Ruth Benedict

I look at the dancers and I get the inspiration for the work from them.
- Graeme Murphy

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Wherever you look there are inspirations,
books, literature, paintings, landscapes,
everything.
Just living is an inspiration.
- Gavin Rossdale

Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly.
Of wit there was little; of philosophy,
none.
What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration,
love of adventure.
- Emanuel Celler

It was a very emotional dinner...
Everyone shared personal stories about her and gave
her words of encouragement and inspiration.
Everyone tried to remain positive.
- Lil' Kim

Human beings have speculated about the relationship
between inspiration and insanity for centuries.
- Patty Duke

One of the things I try to be very careful of is not
taking a movie when I know I have no inspiration left.
- Trevor Rabin

I came back to performing with a different attitude
about performing and myself.
I wasn't expecting perfection any more,
just hoping for an occasional inspiration.
- Neil Diamond

Inspiration is enough to give expression to the tone in singing,
especially when the song is without words.
- Franz Liszt

Accordingly the Northern races of Europe found their
inspiration in the Bible;
and the enthusiasm for it has not yet quite faded away.
- Lafcadio Hearn

If the script is telling the story well,
that is your inspiration, and you do not need to go somewhere else.
- Tom Wilkinson

We need to reach that happy stage of our development
when differences and diversity are not seen as sources
of division and distrust,
but of strength and inspiration.
- Josefa Iloilo

One expected growth, change; without it,
the world was less, the well of inspiration dried up,
the muses fled.
- Charles de Lint

I think I'm a born storyteller.
Inspiration is all around me.
I can read a newspaper article and come up with an idea for a book.
- Jackie Collins


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